(This chapter is shit but so am so we have something in common:')) please enjoy this filler until I learn how to actually write)

9:57 Today

AngelJH-Antiques
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU TELL ME YOU KNEW SEUNGCHEOL

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Wat

TheOnlyKwan
Oh shit he's onto us

CallmeSOON
Who's Seungcheol

AngelJH-Antiques
DONT PLAY IGNORANT WITH ME CHOI VERNON HANSOL

TheOnlyKwan
Damn he's breaking out the full name

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
I don't know what you're talking about Yoon

AngelJH-Antiques
Bullshit
AngelJH-Antiques
I was trying to have myself a gay time and he just mentions the fact he is close to a Hansol who's a drama queen
AngelJH-Antiques
You're the only gay Hansol who works in this area and the only one dating a Seungkwan
AngelJH-Antiques
Why would you both do this to me
AngelJH-Antiques
I thought we had something special

CallmeSOON
Are you talking about this guy?
CallmeSOON

AngelJH-Antiques
YES THAT GUY THANK YOU SOONYOUNG

CallmeSOON
No problem Hannie ^^

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
SOON WHY WOULD YOU RAT ME OUT LIKE THAT?
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME

Feeling_woooozi
Bitch no

CallmeSOON
That's just pay back for the roasting session (*^▽^*)

CallmeSOON

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING

AngelJH-Antiques
Alright Hansol now tell the truth
AngelJH-Antiques
Why the FUCK did you not tell me you were living across the street from human sunshine?

IDK&IDC
You called?

AngelJH-Antiques
No not you honey go back to your room mom is busy screaming at Hansol

IDK&IDC
Gotta blast

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AngelJH-Antiques
Now explain yourself Hansol

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
I'm not just gonna set up my friends
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
That's kwan's job

TheOnlyKwan
Rood
TheOnlyKwan
But yea you're right
TheOnlyKwan
He didn't seem like your type at first tho?

AngelJH-Antiques
THE FUCK YOU MEAN HE'S NOT MY TASTE
AngelJH-Antiques
THE MAN IS HOT AS SHIT, HE LAUGHS LIKE HE'S FOUR YEARS OLD, AND HE HAS A SMILE THAT COULD MAKE AN ANGEL CRY
AngelJH-Antiques
WHAT ABOUT THAT COMBINATION    I   S    N    T   MY TYPE?

Feeling_woooozi
"That's right my type"

CallmeSOON
Honestly i think that's the sweetest thing i've heard come out your mouth
CallmeSOON
You're going soft for Seungcheol
CallmeSOON

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Be quiet you stale month old moldy cream cheese and salmon bagel

CallmeSOON
And the good feeling's gone

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Hey Hannie
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
What if i just
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Add him to the group chat?

AngelJH-Antiques
HANSOL NO

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Hansol yes

1995S.coups has been added to the group chat

1995S.coups
Hansol? What is this?
1995S.coups
J e o n g h a n?
1995S.coups
W h a t i s t h i s????

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
An intervention for your gay asses
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
You have Jeonghan whipped
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
So, in the words of my internet mentors, "Becky let him smash"

TheOnlyKwan
Hansol is legit wheezing as he's texting you guys it's scaring everyone

AngelJH-Antiques has left the group chat

Jeonghan practically threw the phone away from his body as he escaped the chat. No way he was getting caught up in Hansol's bullshit again. He wheezed as he quickly got off the couch and stepped into his kitchen. He scratched behind Bitt's ears as he anxiously stared into the abyss of his fridge. The cat pressed up against his cheek. He smiled briefly at the small lap to his skin. He could always count on the cat to make him feel better. He kissed the baby's head before setting him back down on the counter. Originally, Jeonghan had yelled at him for getting on the cooking space, now he had just grown so tired of saying no that he allowed it to happen. Bitt sat down comfortably and just lapped at his paws.

His phone pinged once again. He only turned on the lock screen to see the notification.

"CallmeSOON has sent you a photo"

1995S.coups
Hansol dont you think this is kinda rude to Jeonghan?

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Hell yeah i do
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
But someone has gotta get you shits moving along
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Like seriously you're both so pathetically alone and yet hopeless romantics that this is way over due

1995S.coups
Thank you??

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Like honestly no one else but Jisoo would touch Jeonghan with a ten foot pole and you third wheel so much it has to be painful to think about so you're a perfect match

1995S.coups
Now I'm just hurt thanks

CallmeSOON has sent you a photo

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Oh come on just let him s m a s h

1995S.coups
I MET HIM FIVE DAYS AGO HANSOL
1995S.coups
You can't just have sex with someone you just met
1995S.coups
Plus like what if he has diseases or he's secretly ace

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
He doesn't have any diseases unless he was born with them trust me no one would want to give him diseases

Feeling_woooozi
Hansol tone it down you're being shittier than i am to you guys

CallmeSOON
Plus if they're dating now doesn't that mean S.coups would want to give him "diseases"?

Feeling_woooozi
Babe are you trying to say that by the first date he wants to take Jeonghan's virginity

CallmeSOON
I mean you did I don't see the difference

Feeling_woooozi
....

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING

TheOnlyKwan

Feeling_woooozi
Did you make that just for this purpose

TheOnlyKwan
Actually i made it for when he roasted Hansol earlier but it never sent
TheOnlyKwan
You're really rubbing off on him he's become a little shit head just like you

Feeling_woooozi
I'm so proud

CallmeSOON
*smug innocent smile emoji*

TheOnlyKwan
Wheezes

CallmeSOON
My keyboard isn't working so

TheOnlyKwan
I'm screaming

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AngelJH-Antiques
Why are you all doing this to me

CallmeSOON
Sorry i sent the rest of those i just wanted you to see the first part

AngelJH-Antiques
Add me back and i won't tear you to pieces

CallmeSOON added AngelJH-Antiques to the group chat

AngelJH-Antiques
Alright you fuckers
AngelJH-Antiques
Who do i have to kill first

Feeling_Woooozi
Can i go first

AngelJH-Antiques
You're not part of the guilty party so no
AngelJH-Antiques
HANSOL RESPOND I KNOW YOU'RE SEEING THESE TEXTS

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
"I know you're seeing these texts"

AngelJH-Antiques
Do you want me to rip your arms off and smack you with them?

Feeling_Woooozi
I'm fucking wheezing oh my god

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Shut up you toothpick

Feeling_woooozi
Why do you always do this

AngelJH-Antiques
Can i just have one good thing without you guys scaring him off?
AngelJH-Antiques
I'm lonely and gay let me have this

1995S.coups
I'm in tears that's so soft??

AngelJH-Antiques
Excuse me while i go jump off a bridge

1995S.coups
No then i'll be lonely and gay don't go

TheOnlyKwan

CallmeSOON

Feeling_woooozi
I can't believe you shit heads already have shippers

TheOnlyKwan
Be quiet fairy they're having a moment

AngelJH-Antiques
Why do you guys have to respond so fast you ruined my chance to be smooth

TheOnlyKwan
You can be smooth?

AngelJH-Antiques
Fuck off you discount ham scrap

1995S.coups
What were you gonna say -.-

AngelJH-Antiques
We can't have you being gay without me

1995S.coups
I'm soft

AngelJH-Antiques

1995S.coups
PG JEONGHAN THE HECK

AngelJH-Antiques
"The heck"

1995S.coups
Don't mock me young man

AngelJH-Antiques
DONT CALL ME YOUNG MAN YOU SHIT

1995S.coups
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

AngelJH-Antiques
??????!?????????!????????!????????!??
AngelJH-Antiques
Everyone here is over twenty what's the issue dude

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
He fathers everyone leave him be

AngelJH-Antiques
Daddy

AngelJH-Antiques has left the group chat

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING added AngelJH-Antiques to the group chat

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
You wanna apologize for what you just did

AngelJH-Antiques
No

Feeling_Woooozi
I hate every single one of you

AngelJH-Antiques
Aw did you hear daddy and think it was Soonyoung?

Feeling_Woooozi
You can fuck off straight to hell Yoon
Feeling_Woooozi
And yes

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Afadsfsfdgsag
BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Fucking wheezing

Lord_Savior_Jisoo
Can you guys get your daddy shit out of here

AngelJH-Antiques
Oh look
AngelJH-Antiques
It's a bitch

1995S.coups
Are you guys always this mean to each other?

AngelJH-Antiques
Seungcheol I'd like you to meet more mortal enemy Jisoo Joshua Hong

Lord_Savior_Jisoo
Suck my holy dick you bitch

AngelJH-Antiques
Aw, Jisoo I didn't think you swung that way
AngelJH-Antiques
Do you want me to be your first? ;))))
AngelJH-Antiques
Im honored

Lord_Savior_Jisoo
I wouldn't touch you if i was getting paid to do it

AngelJH-Antiques

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Seungcheol would

1995S.coups
Can you like
1995S.coups
Stop?

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
Not until one of you fucks the other

Lord_Savior_Jisoo
You say that like we don't know who's doing the fuck and who's getting fucked

AngelJH-Antiques

1995S.coups

1995S.coups
Why are you guys all so inappropriate

TheOnlyKwan
Because the only thing we share in common with one another is that we all have hella kinks for days

CallmeSOON
The s in bdsm stands Seungkwan
CallmeSOON
The b is for Boo

BANGBANGCLICK-KACHING
S C R E A M I N G

Jeonghan squinted seeing a notification that wasn't from the chat. He let the messages all role in as he pulled down the menu. He tilted his head curiously at the messages. He suddenly felt shy and hot as he looked at the text. How did he keep managing to do this to Jeonghan?

1995S.coups
I dont know how your friends managed to do it but I'd like to ask you if you're free next Sunday?
1995S.coups
No pressure though