I CAN FIX HIM ! by KissLeclerc
September 5, 2022 # "Strawb Croissant."

Today 1:57 PM

gen 🪩
god i can't ever get over
this group chat name.

we genuinely need to
change it.

oliver 🐻
it stays.

its an ancient relic.

we have been going seven
years strong as fam lit squad.

gen 🪩
whatever.

anyways guys

just broke up with kimi.

joslyn 🎀
oh here they go

oliver 🐻
oh brother

kimi 🦎
STOP SAYING THIS

Guys we didn't break up

she's just upset

adeline 🍓
what did you do now

kimi 🦎
NOTHING

jak 😊
you had to do something

kimi 🦎
Bro

gen 🪩
THANK YOU JAK.

miss u 😕😕💔

whyd it have to be you
that moved away.

why couldn't it have been kimi.

kimi 🦎
Okay come on

Genevieve please

adeline 🍓
sooooooooooo

what did you do...

kimi 🦎
I told you

I did nothing.

gen 🪩
Yes you did.

joslyn 🎀
kimi said olivia rodrigo
was really pretty

gen 🪩
yeah.

jak 😊
well she is

gen 🪩
zip it.

kimi 🦎
GEN ASKED ME

SO I ANSWERED

adeline 🍓
girl LMFAOOO

kimi 🦎
Am i supposed to
say she is ugly

Because that's just
lying.

gen 🪩
Ohhhh THIN ICE.

thin ice. you are on.

you are supposed
to stay silent

kimi 🦎
Oh come on

joslyn 🎀
in study hall with
the both of them

he's acguallt trying
so hard to get her to
talk this is so funny

gen 🪩
joslyn can you tell kimi
that i'll forgive him if he
gets me a sprite from the
vending machines

kimi 🦎
okay Will do

oliver 🐻
gen you're ridiculous

joslyn 🎀
no she's just real

oliver 🐻
you both are ridiculous.

insane actually.

joslyn 🎀
come to the library

i will slap you silly.

paul 👹
GUYS

VIVIENNE'S NUMBER

has been secured 😎😎

joslyn 🎀
i groaned out loud

oink oink.

Pig.

adeline 🍓
i witnessed it actually

paul's rizz is so questionable

like actually

how does it work so often

gen 🪩
i think you me and joslyn
are just immune because
we've seen his tidy widys

and dealt with his body odor

and the god forsaken shits
he has taken at your house

and bc he's just paul to us.

adeline 🍓
HAGWGSGSHAHAGAGGAA

no because my dad says
he's never allowed to use
our bathroom ever again

joslyn 🎀
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

paul 👹
hey have you guys ever
considered the idea of suicide

adeline 🍓
ohhhh oh wow

ohhh okay

gen 🪩
oh wow

that was not nice

oliver 🐻
good golly

joslyn 🎀
?????

you need to stfu

like actually

oliver 🐻
maybe do consider what
paul just said

joslyn 🎀
oh okay

okay got it

for sure

yeah i got it

mhm understood

yeah i get it

gen 🪩
hey guys !!! good news

kimi and i got back together!

i have my sprite 😊😊😊

kimi 🦎
WE DID NOT BREAK UP

adeline 🍓
happy for u guys! congrats!!!

kimi 🦎
Adeline come on

joslyn 🎀
do any of you have
economics next.

i'm scared of suffering
in that class alone

adeline 🍓
noo sorry bae

i have literature with
ollie though

gen 🪩
GASPS

i have literature too

this is so beautiful

kimi 🦎
Wtf.

I have Physics.

Paul do you have physics

joslyn 🎀
SO NONE OF YOU HAVE
ECONOMICS 😭😭😭😭

paul 👹
oh i have economics

joslyn 🎀
EVEN WORSE 😭😭😭😭😭

paul 👹
WTF

joslyn 🎀
this day has been horrendous.

adeline 🍓
no literally.

its actually been brutal

i have sm assignments
due by friday already

ugh and i'm rlly craving
a strawberry croissant

wait lowkey can we pls
get some afterschool

paul 👹
hmmmm

if you or ollie drive

oliver 🐻
oh

i don't have my car today

adeline 🍓
funny story

i took transit this morning.

oliver 🐻
paul why can't you drive

paul 👹
you guys never give
me gas money

gen 🪩
you are the richest out of all
of us. what are you on about.

paul 👹
try taking 5 people
home at once and
see how you like it

it's a lot of driving

joslyn 🎀
complain complain
complain complain

YAP YAP YAP YAP

just do it paulito

paul 👹
i don't even want to get
croissants

kimi 🦎
but Adeline does

paul 👹
is that supposed to mean
something to me

adeline 🍓
ohhhhh oh wow

okay

i've only ever let
you copy my work like
millions of times

all those times i spent
cheering u and ollie and
kimi at games means
nothing to you i guess.

i'm like only the bestest
friend ever 😕😕😕😕

it's not like i've paid
for some of ur meals
before either u freak

8 years of knowing u.
and for what.

I DESERVEE THIS.

pls i need a strawb
croissant rlly bad

joslyn 🎀
so fucked up paul 😕😕

gen 🪩
shaking my head with
lots of disappointment

paul 👹
ffs.

okay

fine

adeline 🍓
YIPPEEEEE!!!

CANT WAIT

THANKS PAULITO

paul 👹
whatever

i expect gas money

gen 🪩
do u guys hear something ...

joslyn??

joslyn 🎀
hmm weird!! 🤔🤔 i
don't hear anything!!

adeline, do u hear anything?

adeline 🍓
no i don't actually...

that's weird...

paul 👹
I HATE WHEN YOU
GUYS DO THIS SHIT

STOP

adeline 🍓
I DONT EVEN ASK
FOR GAS MONEY

because you guys are
my friends and i happen
to love you all so so so!

oliver 🐻
oh that's a stretch

joslyn 🎀
oh that's a stretch

OH HELP

gen 🪩
LMFAAOOOO

joslyn 🎀
TWIN 😆

adeline 🍓
wtf I DO LOVE YOU GUYS

oliver 🐻
i don't believe you

adeline 🍓
well my dearest oliver

i wouldn't have met
jos & gen if it weren't
for you. so i do love u
loads actually.

kimi 🦎
What about me 😎

adeline 🍓
mmmm top 60 for sure

gen 🪩
HELPPPPPPPPPP

kimi 🦎
WHAT THE HELL

You don't even have
that many friends

What do you mean top 60

adeline 🍓
it means what i said...

kimi 🦎
Alright.

gen 🪩
yes!! humble him!!!!

joslyn 🎀
gasping

vivienne is in this
economics class

paul i'm watching you

paul 👹
WHAT

im about to run

are you serious

joslyn 🎀
stay put i'll kill you

BYE HE JJST RAN IN

no way he just sat beside her.

GUYS I HATE HIM.

OH MY FUCKJNG GOD

PAUL WHY DIDNT YOU

FUCK YOU

NOOOOOOO SOME RANDOM
JUST SAT NEXT TO ME

PAUL ARON IM GONNA KILL U

adeline 🍓
oh you poor thing.

gen 🪩
PAUL BE A DECENT
FRIEND CHALLENGE
LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE 😭😭

kimi 🦎
I already hate everyone
in this Physics class

gen 🪩
a sign to switch into
my physics class

kimi 🦎
But i like having wood
shop in the morning

gen 🪩
are we about to break up again

joslyn 🎀
gen 😭😭

gen 🪩
kidding.

for now.

adeline 🍓
i'm gonna hold your
hand as i say this

but it's time to
leave kimi alone.

gen 🪩
fine.

only bc this econ
teacher is a bitch

and i have to get
off my phone.

andrea ur safe for now.

kimi 🦎
I love you too.

adeline 🍓
so see u guys after class ? 😆

paul 👹
yeah

just meet at my car

joslyn 🎀
oh hey paul!!!

i want you dead.

paul 👹
oh

okay i'll pay for
your food later

for compensation

sorry a random is sitting
next to you 😂😂🫵🫵

but let me score some
points with vivienne

adeline 🍓
pig

joslyn 🎀
i groaned.

BUT I ALSO CHEERED.

now everyone hold
paul accountable

oliver 🐻
i'm holding

joslyn 🎀
wonderful.

thank you ollie.

now see u beauties
after school 😊💕

VERA'S VOICE!
i love this friend group.

also forgot to mention that these r my versions
of paul kimi jak & ollie only bc idk then and
this is how i will make them act bc it's fanFICTION.

this is beautiful.
hello belly bear ! hello elena pookie!
sincerely , senorita awesome