Well at least the funeral is nice. We are currently at James' funeral because if you can remember he died by tree branch.
My dumb brother finally got us back home after 12 hrs. My gods he drives slower than a snail can crawl. By the time we had gotten back everyone already knew what had happened.
If he had let me drive we'd been back in half the time mostly because I drive like your aunt Ruth who drives like the farmers market is about to open and we have only 10 minutes to get there and live 40 minutes away or else you get a really crappy spot. This is how I always drive though so it's usually fun.
Especially with traffic.
I grimace when I see the picture that they decided to use for James. He's sleeping on his bed half falling off with drool coming outta his mouth. I would only know this because I'm the one who took it. After getting over the disgust I have to hold in the laughter. I mean the picture is hilarious. Just imagine your older brother or cousin and there you go.
"Quiet sad isn't it 0733? I miss him alot."
What the hell are you talking about?" I ask annoyed that she is even talking to me.
"Well 1956 of course."
"First of all his name was James when he died so that's his name now. No matter what. Second you never talked to him so you don't know what sad is. Third the only time you did talk to him was when you wanted to get inside his pants. Fourth you can't miss him. You didn't know him. He was much less with us long enough for anyone to miss him. You are all here because you were forced to be here. Now go be your slutty self and go away." I finish my rant.
I swear she just does this to get under my skin. I hate her. I can see the utter disbelieve written on her face at my words.
She stomps off probably to fuck my brother to try to get back at me but I couldn't care less. He already fucks every other girl here.
I turn back to the casket which stands infornt of me. I see the hint of a smile on James' face as if he knows what I did and he's proud.
"0733?" Oh great she went to tell him and then go fuck my brother.
"Yea?" I say while turning around.
"Come see me after you are done here. We have pressing matters to discuss."
"Okay." I hate him too. Gets on my nerves. And I think he fucks 8224 as well which is just disgusting. I turn back towards James' lifeless body.
"Let's do this." I mutter.
An hour later they are putting him in the ground to join the other 5796 people who have died. 3045 have died while I was with them.

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