Deer Reeders,

     Today I found a toaster under my bed. I am so excited to like, go to Chipotle, and um... I also kind of lost my Doritos... But hey, at least I found them under my bed. I don't really like how some people just think that cats don't really go outside... its just rude. An I also don't really like how... somepeople thinnk catss break  the fuurnitre an cratch it upp but it onlye happenss hen we dpnt get dem scratching poests... I rlly don't eppreciate the fact that I lost my doritos... theyre probabley in thee bathroom where I showerd last nite... ye. So wht u been doin' often? I been on my sports car... but it was so boring... who elf hats cleanin ther car? enyone? yessss. I rlly don't want to Thanksgiving too day. I truly wish that I cen buy thet one book ebout dem pony. Ye. U know how dat book go, like ooday I em a poneh. I gess nowt den. Well, e will have fun et Chipotle...