No pov

Dipper quickly flew out of the giant Fearamid and over to the Gravity Falls Nature Law of Weirdness Magnetism(is this what it's called?). He quickly drew the equation to break the field, and it disappeared with a large gust of wind following. Dipper grinned and started to laugh and giggle insanely as he teleported to the Fearamid.  

"The seal is broken! Now we spread this weirdness all over the world!" Dipper shouted happily to all of the demons inside the large castle-like structure. The demons cheered and flew out to cause mischief and torture humans all over the world. Dipper was smiling happily and practically skipped into Bill's arms.  

Bill chuckled at his Pine Tree's behavior. "What's got you so excited? I know that we have officially taken over this dimension, but still, you don't see me skipping around." Bill said jokingly, hugging Dipper back. Dipper giggled insanely and kissed Bill's cheek. "Now I can express how insane I am without being stared at. Now, insane is the norm!" Dipper cheered and almost fell over.

Bill chuckled at his actions. "I suppose that is a good reason to be happy. So, where to first?" Bill asked him. Dipper thought for a moment before answering. "Piedmont, California. My dad may be dead, but my mom most likely isn't. And even if she is, I have bullies I've been dying to kill." Dipper said with a smile on his face, his eyes shining innocently.

Bill nodded his head. "Then to Piedmont we go!" He cheered and teleported the two there. Once there, they saw that people were screaming about the giant tear in the sky. Dipper quickly spotted his old bullies, Jake, Jace, Ryan, Ethan, and Hayden. He growled at the sight of them, though he was happy to see the terrified looks on their faces.

"Hey guys! Long time no chat!" Pine Tree said, his eyes slightly glowing green. They back up, their eyes not hiding their fear. Pine Tree giggled and floated real close to them, his eyes glowing brighter. "Don't try to run!~ We're gonna have so much fun together!" Pine Tree giggled and Bill summoned a bright blue rope, and using his magic, tied them up.

Before Dipper could even get close, he got shot in the arm with a very familiar ray gun. He turned around and his eyes glowed red at the sight. He saw Bill in demon proof chains, those chains being held by none other than Ford and Mabel.

"What?! How are you back?! We killed you!" Dipper yelled out furiously. Mabel chuckled. "Those were decoys, it was only a dream, I have far too many excuses. But the truth is that we were brought back thanks to Candy and Grenda. They gave their lives for both of ours, and I'm glad too." Mabel said with a smirk.

Dipper looked surprised, but then started to laugh. He started laughing until he couldn't laugh anymore. "You're funny. You know that Mabes? Because you're hilarious. You act like you won't die at the snap of my fingers." Skipper said and snapped his fingers, making Ford go numb all over his body.

Dipper started giggling to distract Mabel until, "Now." Mabel turned around, but turned to dust just before she could. Doors stated wide eyed at the place where his niece just was. "W-why?" Ford muttered , but dusted before he got an answer.

571 words here. sorry it was so late, but it's here now!!