A/N- Hey guys. I decided to take pity on you and actually write this story. The chapters are gonna be kinda short, so please don't be angry.

Dipper pov

I got up the next day excited, to finally start Weirdmageddon. He got out of bed and realized that they would need a rift of some kind. Lucky for him, he knew a guy, and that guy was Bill. He changed into a suit like Bill's except his was blue and walked around the small house that was once the Mystery Shack. Once me and Bill killed the Pines, we changed it up a little bit.

As I walked into the kitchen, I saw Bill sitting at the table with a cup of coffee, he hair going everywhere. I giggled lightly and hugged him from behind. "Morning Pine Tree." Bill said and ruffled my hair. After I became a demon, I ditched my Pine Tree hat. I let go of him and myself a cup of coffee and sat next to him, leaning my head on his shoulder.

He started to pet my head, making me purr happily. He let out a chuckle. "Oh right. Pine Tree, I need to make a deal with someone in order to get a rift. I'll be back in about ten minutes." Bill said and planted a kiss on my 'Big Dipper' birthmark on my forehead. Also, my real name is Mason, but I get called Dipper, Sapling, and Pine Tree. I sighed as he teleported away.

I quickly finished my coffee and went into the library Bill added for me. I started reading a book on angels, and what truly happens when you die. I had always been interested in this topic, so I thought I might as well look into it now. By the time Bill got back, I had finished half the book. "So, did you get the rift?" I asked him with excitement in my tone.

"Yep! That stupid meatsack actually agreed to give me the rift if I gave him Shooting Star!" Bill said cackling. "Wait, how did Gideon get the rift?" I asked Bill. He shrugged his shoulders. "That doesn't matter. What truly matters is that I will rule this universe will you as my queen." He said and pulled me into a soft but passionate kiss.

I kissed back with just as much passion as Bill. We pulled away and I gave him a big hug. I laughed lightly, getting a confused stare from Bill. "What's so funny Pine Tree?" He asked me, kissing my neck. I shrugged lightly. "I guess it's just ironic. At first I tried to convince myself that I was sane, that I wasn't crazy. But now, I realized that I had never been sane, I had always been crazy." I said and faced him.

He just gave a smirk. "Looks like we have more in common than I originally thought." He said and bit my sweet spot. I gave a small moan and tilted my head. "B-Bill! N-not now!" I said as I started to blush. He pouted and reluctantly stopped. "Sorry Bill, but we can continue after we start causing chaos and killing humans like ants!" I said happily with a big smile on my face. 

Bill chuckled again. "Is that a deal Pine Tree?" He asked, his hand engulfed in pale blue flames. I nodded my head as golden yellow flames, shaking his hand. And with that the deal was sealed. Bill grinned as he teleported us to a random part in the forest. "Then let's spread some chaos!!!" Bill said as he smashed the orb holding the rift.

A giant tear appeared in the sky and demons of all sorts fell out of it. Bill created a giant Fearamid in the sky that overlooked the chaos. As we entered the giant castle like building, we heard lots of cheers. "Hey Master Bill! Hey Sapling!" The henchmaniacs said to us.(Also, I got the idea of calling Dipper Sapling from someone else.)"Hey guys!" I said happily with an insane grin on my face, my eyes a piercing blue color, my hair getting the same color streaks in it. 

"Well, you two seem happy." Pyronica said laughing. "Of course we're happy! We get to rule over this dimension and kill humans. Who wouldn't be happy at a time like this?!" I asked, still with a large smile on my face. The others agreed. "Oh wait! I almost forgot that there is a large field that keeps everything weird in here! I'll go get rid of it!" I said happy and rushed out of the Fearamid to the large field.

769 words today lol