I'm too hungry,
No time to cook.
I'll grab from the freezer,
To prepare something much easier.

The stupid box won't open,
Why does it say "Open Here?"
Now the box cut my finger!
Nope...not shedding a tear...

I go to treat it-
We're out of alcohol.
It takes me a whole minute to grab the bandages
Because I'm not that tall.

I return downstairs to make my dinner,
Avoiding to shout the words of a sinner.
I close the microwave door and hit "Start,"
But it tells me the door is open,
Oh what a piece of art.

I open then close-
Apparently still open,
So then I slam it shut.
Eight minutes I wait,
Swallowing my hate
Like it'll hold my appetite.
On the counter my head sleeps,
Because I got tired of waiting to eat.

Then this alarm box in the kitchens beeps,
Finally, now I can eat!
The food is steaming,
My tired eyes gleaming-
"OW!"
The plate's on fire!...
Aw man, look what transpired:
I dropped the dish,
What a son of a-
Nope, forget it.

I'm going to eat what's left on the plate,
And clean the mess after,
'Cause I gotta eat now, I have to!
I slump on my chair,
And take my first bite-...
I'm about to rip out my hair-
This food is still half-frozen...

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