(Edited & improvised)

It was lunch break. I sighed thankfully otherwise I'd be drooling right now.I picked up my stuff and went out of the boring class saying bye to our teacher- Mr Wilson aka the grumpy panda. I walked toward the lockers & saw the girls already present there. When I reached them I greated them with a slap on the head & fist bumps. What...girls can do that too. No restrictions. We placed our things in the locker & took out the necessary things to take with us.

"Yo I got a joke" Jas said suddenly perkying up. I rolled my eyes. Here goes another joke. They were mostly pointless but us being...us we can't control our laughter."Okaey here it goes... I know it'll be pointless but still... What does a fake noodle called?"  she asked. I shrugged & waited for the answer. I know it would have some weird answer. She quickly changed her stance and slumped her shoulders a bit and said in a deep throaty voice "...An impasta." The reason I burst out laughing was her voice and the way she pronounced it. I calmed myself because everyone was looking at us but then Sarah snorted between her laughing fit & I lost it.

I was patting Sarah on her back lightly to get her to breathe. We were a mess after hearing her snort. Jas and Al were on the floor balancing with the lockers. After a while we all took a deep breath to calm ourselves. We were busy doing that when we heard gasps and squealing of girls. Jas groaned loudly." Here comes the bitches of the West." I knew who she was talking about... The Triple P's aka Popular Pathetic Plastics ( that's what we call them). The setereotypical "Queen Bitches". They are popular and kinda rich but they are pathetic ....seriously...pathetic. All they care about is money, bullying, popularity..oh & don't forget getting laid.

Their leader'es is Tasha aka Tash. Rude, pathetic, acts like Queen Bee of this place and mostly a ..."Bitch". Her right hand is Aria.
She's a total idjit and health conscious freak. Seriously, who rejects a pizza and start eating those cattle food. I mean come on. Tasha's left hand is Susan. The phrase "The Dumb Blonde" fits her perfectly. She can't even tell the difference between an electron, neutron & proton. We are their ..."Nemesis" as they told us & we don't even know what we did. Nonetheless they always get on my nerves.

Then there are those jocks. Their "Bodyguards" aka BF's. They are a part of our school's Football team and music band. They are the same stereotypes, complete & utter jerks and players. Josh, Nathan & Matt. BUT SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!! WE WANT DIFFERENT VIRIETY.

All of the school's girls fall for them. But not us... as you can see we despise them. I mean just look at them they are nowhere near hot or drop dead handsome. Nope. Josh...that one, there are even rumours about him being gay. Well when you see him I got to agree with the rumors. Shaking out of my inner thoughts I goaned to see them coming this way and told my gang to let's go to cafeteria to fetch something to eat. And that was the stupidist move we did. Beacause that hawk like thing spotted us.

"Oh look ! The Big Loser Five are going away" said Tasha. "Now Now are you guys that afraid go face us that you're  running away like cowards. Well we didn't know we had that much superiority" Superiority my ass! "Uglosers" Aria said mockingly. "Hey Tasha... don't tease them, they're  probably gonna go to bathroom and cry." said Susan & pouted. Then suddenly they started laughing. Why are they laughing?. There was nothing even slightly funny. They are retards.

I moved ahead to retort on their laughing when Susan suddenly snorted. I abruptly stopped in my tracks. The girls & me looked at each other and burst out laughing. First because that reminded us of what happened earlier and second because that plastic just snorted. Snorted!!!. Ohhh they say they are perfect. Tasha glared at Susan " HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DO NOT SNORT WHILE LAUGHING! UGGGHH. It's not what ladies do." She exclained. Wow did she just called them ladies. I chuckled mentally because I was still laughing like a hyena."OMG. That...was just hilarious...but sorry to disappoint you "Ladies" no one running from you guys" I chucked and faced them properly "You know! we're kinda having a great day until you three showed your horrendous faces. We were just going to the café because we didn't wanted to see your, as I said before horrendous faces because we surely don't want any nightmares." I explained to them & stood with a hand on my hip."So if you ladies exsqueeze me. We will just go & have our lunch before they get infected with your presence." The crowd gathered around made the "ooohhh" noises. "Burrrrnn in the pits of Tarturus bitches. Adios" Jas mocked them while saluting.

We ignored them and went to cafe to fetch drinks. I just finished my Chocolate Shake when that Tasha burst into cafe."Stay outta my way you bitch. Who do you think You are?? " I cut her off and said "Super Awesome Human" with a shrug & looked at her with a bored expression. She growled and I smirked. "Just stay outta my way or I am going to do something..that will ruin your reputation" she laughed. Oh c'mon that sentence is like a bazillion years old. I couldn't help myself but roll my eyes "...And your gonna cry like a baby." She said pouting, blinking mockingly.

I sighed mentally. Here comes my drama train."Oh !" I suddenly exclaimed loudly. The girls looked at me wide eyed and a few other bystanders...lol... looked toward where we were sitting. " Would you look at that..... We are currently out of order of "My Care". We are really sorry but you will have to get another appointment for "My Care" to get my attention for your petty existence. So sorry for the inconvenience. In the mean time you should visit the psychiatrist. Thank you" I said in a soft voice with a false smile on my face. "Now if you may exsqueeze me I have to attend the SANE people" I gave Tasha a false smile who was busy glaring at me with all her might. She shrieked and stormed out of the café. The café was quiet and a few of them were gawking at me. When I looked toward my friends, I saw them trying to control their laughter. I looked at them & did a dramatic hair flip. They couldn't control that then & gave a howl of laughter. I stood up & gave a bow "Thank you. Thank you" I added.

Some students sitting here chuckled and gave me thumbs up. The teacher table at the far corner was quiet. There are usually 3 teachers that have duty in café during lunch break. Which were the Arts one, the coach or gym one, and the librarian. I looked toward their table & saw them looking amused.

I know teachers should've just given us detentions for disrupting the cafe's peace but these three were the coolest teachers here and ofcourse they even can't handle the Triple P's antics. The school staff can't say anything to them & if they did, they were met with "My daddy is going to hear about this". Everyone of school staff members knows how this pathetic group is. They tend to associate with them as less as possible.

Our coach or gym teacher.... Mister Trevs. He came here as a temporary replacement of the previous sir. Its been 3 months since he came & let me tell you, he is by far the coolest and badass gym teacher. The guy told us to call him Trevs, no formalities when we were in gym class. But when he got angry... I shuddered involuntarily... he is not a force to wreck'en with.

As much as I can remember the times I've seen him super pissed was very very rare in past 3 months but he does get mad when someone misbehaves with someone. As a punishment once, he told 3 jocks- who misbehaved to clean the gym and run 8 laps around our "Soccer" field & after that told them that it was a just level 0 punishment.

As for the Triple P's, they get the similar treatment as everyone in his class. Once he even told them politely to get out of room if they just want to sit here and flaunt themselves for those brainless jocks. I snickered at the memory. That dude is straight forward. No hesitation, just "baam" the truth in one's face.

They're faces were worth watching. "Hey why are smiling like The Joker?" Taylor said while eating her sandwich. I chuckled and just shook my head. "I was just thinking about when Trevs taunted the Triple P's in gym." I gave them a big grin which they returned. Al giggled " Yeah....that one was soooo good." I nodded. "And the time when he punished those jocks by making them clean the gym..." Jas laughed. "That one was my all time favorite" Everyone chuckled on that.

When you look at that guy.... you wouldn't see an hard faced army sergeant no. He exact opposite. He is... as I say... "Drop Dead Handsome" yup. The girls do soo many to be noticed by him. Seriously I know that you know what I'm talking about. The girl on top of that desperate list being..... I think you CAN guess that too. Yupp ding ding you guess right! "THE LADY" Miss Tasha Owens. There is no coincidence here.

But you know what is wrong with me? No. Okaey let me tell you. I might.... just a tiny...little bit...the size of baby panda...with a cherry on its head.....have a crush on that guy. There I said it. I.Flipping.Alex.Rogue.Have. A.Crush.On.My.Badass.Gym.Teacher.

The girls know about it and they don't stop teasing me about it everytime I mention him. The real thing is... I, Alex Rogue-who doesn't hesitate to hand those jerks and jerk'ess back their asses in front of every one- become a dumb blubbering mess in front of Trevs. Yupp. I can't face him without embarrasing myself. I mean look at him!!!

I shook out of my thought and silently prayed in my head that these girls wouldn't think about teasing me. I hesitantly at the girl who were talking about something & then glanced toward Trevs table. He was busy talking with his fellow members. As if he sensed someone watching he glanced around the room. When I was about to look away his eyes found mine. Damn.

He gave me one of his beautiful breath taking smiles. He pointed toward the café door & gave me a thumbs up. That caused a smile to broke on my face. I nodded & gave him a cheeky grin. He nodded & turned back toward the table. I didn't know I was still smiling & looking toward the table top intently. It got quite in our table and Sarah suddenly said "Hey guys.....she's still smiling... I think she's thinking about that one thing"  she whispered galancing at me then galancing at the others.

Oh no no no please don't say it. But it was too late. The girls gave me smirks that practically said "GOTCHA" and simultaneously said one word "Trevs". I groaned and let my face fall on the table.

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Heyyyyyy sugars ! This is the third update ..... A bit good things in start though ..... ,..... I 'll update later .... And if you wanna give any suggestions about the story .... Comment or Message me .... Thanks ....

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