Delirious' P.O.V.

I locked my house and walked to school. I saw Cartoonz not sucking my sister's face off. That's weird... Instead, Cartoonz was frantically looking around for someone, me, with my sister crying hysterically like someone just died, Juliana.

Then, the pair ran over to me. GREAT!!! Can you hear my sarcastic tone?

"What. Is. This. Juliana?!" Cartoonz motioned to my face. Does he not know what a mask is?!

"Ummm, a mask? What else you retard?" I deadpanned my voice as deep as a man's as always. You see! I was supposed to be a guy!

"Juliana you need to snap out of this!" My sister wailed. Oh she is such a drama queen.

"I've told you before, my name is Jonathan," I gritted out. I push past the two and walk into the school building. People starts staring at me. Becky, the definition of a white girl, came up to me drinking her Starbucks. Total white girl.

"OMG! Is that you Juliana?! You know, if you wanted make-up tips, you could've came to me," Becky told me.

"Actually, my name is Jonathan," I tell her.

"EWWWWWWWWWW," Becky screamed,"JULIANA IS TRYING TO BE A GUY!" Everyone stop. It's so quiet that you could hear oxygen atoms floating around. Then, all at once, everyone started laughing. I ran through the crowd and into the office.

"Hello, my name is Jonathan but it is Juliana in the computer system," I tell the lady in the office.

"What do you need Jonathan?" She asked sweetly. Oh, she's that kind of old ladies. Gross.

"I would like to request to change schools," I say without thinking. I AM A GENUS!!

"And where would you like to transfer to?" The lady says as she types at her computer. Oh no....I didn't think th-

"Ireland," I answer. What the heck brain?!?! Am I crazy?

"Here you go. Have fun in Ireland," the lady tells me and she hands me a piece of paper. Yep, I'm crazy.

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I walked into my school in Ireland. I took a deep breath and wandered around looking blankly for the office. I walked down the last hallway before spotting it. FINALLY!! Took me long enough...I've spent 10 minutes searching. I walked into the office and I saw a rather young lady typing at her computer.

"Hello," I greeted. She jumped up a whole three feet, I swear on my life.

"You scared me, what do you need 10 minutes before school starts?" She asked me in a high pitched voice that wasn't annoying surprisingly. She just looked like one of those types of girls with her perfectly straight, blonde hair and crystal blue eyes.

"I am new here. My name is Jonathan but my birth name is Juliana so that will be in the computer system," I tell her. She studies my well mask for a second.

"What kind of parents' name their boy Juliana?" She chuckled. A lump forms in my throat but I push words out.

"I was born a girl," I state in a low voice. She looks at me shocked so I undid the straps of my mask. My mask clambers to the floor. My female face makes her lose her breath.

"May I use the men restrooms? I am a boy," I ask crossing my fingers. Shush!!!!! It's a habit.

"Ummm, sure," she says as she types away at her computer. I bend over and pick up my mask. I tied it tight over my face. "I changed your gender to a male," the office lady tells me as she smiles. She then hands me my schedule. I mumble a thanks and walk out of he office only to run into a man.

"Sorry miss," a tall Irish guy apologies. He takes a good look at me and his face turns bright red. "I mean man," he corrects himself.

"Just don't let it happen again," I tell him. "My names Jonathan," I smile and I stood up. I stuck my hand to the now standing man.

"David but please call me Nogla," he introduces himself. Wow, what kind of name is Nogla? This kid is a joke.

"Can you help me? I'm new here," I ask as I handing him my schedule.

"Sure, we have 1st, 3rd, lunch, and 6th together," Nogla informs me,"this way." We walk in silence. Suddenly, he just stop. Warn me next time, geez.

"I hope you don't mind but I have a boyfriend," Nogla say just as a short boy I'd approaches us.

"Whatever," I shrug.

Sorry this is going no where, this is all needed. You will get enough H2OVanoss soon.