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jjabrams    me, looking into my pretend The Office Camera™ when I wake up to an email from my boss telling me I'm fired and trying to pretend like I didn't know it was coming all along

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salembitch whY DID YOU GET FIRED WHAT
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1h        salembitch how are you gonna write articles about me and boyfriend now😰😰😰😰
1h        jjabrams my job had a three strike rule. after three strikes, you get fired. i got three strikes lmfao and i'll make a blog just for you king😤💘 salembitch
1h        salembitch foR WHAT anD THANKS
1h        jjabrams strike 1 & 2 were for the two articles about you and tom (we're not supposed to write outside our brand thing) and 3 was for spraying febreeze in a woman's face when she tried to force herself on me salembitch
1h        tomholland2013 wait how are the articles about salem and i out of brand anD IF SHE WAS FORCING HERSELF ONTO YOU WHY DID YOU GET IN TROUBLE
1h        salembitch what my mans said ^
1h        jjabrams i work for Sports! Sports! Sports! Journalism lmfaoooooo i think that should explain why articles about two celebs that don't play sports was unacceptable anD to quote my boss i was "using excessive force the woman was half my size and i could have and should have done something else to stop her" tomholland2013 salembitch
1h        salembitch but if the roles were reversed and it was a man forcing himself onto a little white woman and she febreezed him she would be getting like a fucking medal of honor or some shit☕️
1h        jjabrams its whatever i fucking hated that job anyways lmao i hated sports oof salembitch
1h        salembitch well idk where ur located but if u need a job i can talk to my manager at ihop and he can contact the nearest ihop to u and hook u up with a job bc my boss has all the fucking plUGS
1h        jjabrams pleASE i would love to work at ihop (also i live in las vegas) salembitch
1h        grimmreapers cant relate
1h        salembitch dm me i got u boo 😤😤😤 also smh since we besties now whenever i come to las vegas instead of wasting money on hotels imma just room with u
1h        tomholland2013 salem, you've talked like three times that doesn't make you besties ??    salembitch
1h        jjabrams nah we besties😤 tomholland2013    and you can room with me whenever (but only if you bring tom so i can see my favs together thnx) salembitch
1h        salembitch thats a whole ass bet

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【   NOTE!  】
❨ 5.15.18 ❩
The next couple of chapters will revolve around JJ and his job situation. This is actually what I was talking about when I said hell was to be raised. But the hell isn't raised until like the next chapter because Salem's about to go offf lmao

Also, idk if you guys saw but in one of the last couple of chapters I said something about JJ possibly being the love interest to someone and I'm just curious as to who you guys think it could be so comment here and let me know. (keep in mind Elijah and Felix are dating and completely in love😤 and not a gotdamn thing will break my soft gays up)

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