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Suga Daddy🌬
May 8, 2018 at 3:00PM

should i ask tom out on a date
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Suga Daddy🌬
yES CAUSE THEN YOU CAN GO ON DOUBLE DATES WITH ME AND JACOB
【   3:12PM!  】

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you've been avoiding all physical contact with jacob since you went out to lunch with him but ,, ok
【   3:13PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
ok fine once i stop being a pussy bitch and trying to avoid fucking up in public around jacob again then we'll go on double dates
【   3:14PM!  】

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how did u even fuck up
【   3:16PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
... that is not important
【   3:19PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
Whats important is how you're gonna ask Tom out
【   3:19PM!  】

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hmm i was thinking about just texting him like a normal fuckin person?
【   3:20PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
sounds boring
【   3:28PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
needs more pizazz
【   3:28PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
hire a band and someone to give him flowers and shit while you ask him out while the band plays
【   3:28PM!  】

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imma not do that cause if he says no that would be uhhhhh fucking awkward (lmfao i fell asleep sorry bitch)
【   5:56PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
its gonna be awkward if he says no either way bUt ,, oKaYyYyY
【   5:57PM!  】

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【   5:58PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
wait what happened with IHop boy
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he called aliens and anyone who believed in aliens stupid so i dropped the fuck outta him
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also, i just got out of the phone with UAUA and i gotta go to New Hampshire for a couple days for an alien convention im gonna ask the guys if they wanna go too but do u and gus wanna go?
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Suga Daddy🌬
only if you ask tom to go to :/
【   6:31PM!  】

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kk so ill see u and gus when i get back from New Hampshire
【   6:32PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
ask him you fucking COWARD
【   6:32PM!  】

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no thats wEIRD
【   6:33PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
fine ill ask him i dont give a FUCK
【   6:34PM!  】

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DONT I HATE YOU
【   6:34PM!  】

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JIMMY YOU BITCH
【   6:34PM!  】

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im never speaking to u again
【   6:34PM!  】

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Suga Daddy🌬
he said yes bc he has nothing better to do ur welcome fuckass
【   6:35PM!  】

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i love u ❤️💗💘💛💜💟💛💕❣️💙❤️💙💜💟💗💟❤️💟❤️💝💖❣️💖💖💝💛💟💜💞💞💕❤️❤️💟💙💘💙💖💗💗💛💝💟💚💟💜💕💜💙💘❤️💛❣️💜❣️💝💛💛💝💞❤️💞💚💙💟💙💟💚💚💝💘💛💗💛💖💚💙💜💜💙💖💗💗💙💖💞❣️💙❣️💙❣️💚💝💛💞💜❣️💓💘💖💗💗❤️💗💗❤️💟💙💖💖💛💛💝💞💛❤️💟❤️❤️💟❤️💟💟💙💖💙💗💚💗💗💛💛💟 (also offended by the whole "nothing better to do" smh as if anythings better than me😤😤😤)
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ZENDAYA🏳️‍🌈      zendaya    •    10m
me, texting tom : the gays are taking over and salems the queen
TomHolland96 : im trynna be his king
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
May 8, 2018 at 6:48PM

ur always welcome to be my king💛💓🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈❤️💓💗💞💚👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💖👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💞💖💜💗💜💖💓🏳️‍🌈❤️💓💙💝💜💗🏳️‍🌈❤️💓❤️💗💙💟❤️💟💗💞💖💞💜❤️💟❤️💝🏳️‍🌈💖💜💗💖❤️💘❤️💟❣️💕🏳️‍🌈💓💓❤️💞💜💖💘❤️💞💙💓❣️🏳️‍🌈💜💓🏳️‍🌈💞❤️🏳️‍🌈💚💜🏳️‍🌈💞💕🏳️‍🌈💛💙💞
【   6:48PM!  】

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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
idk what ur talking about
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i saw zendayas tweet before she deleted it i know ur trynna smash this 🅱️ussy i know ur in love with me now
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
suddenly im not and i dont know a salem how tragic
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wait what do u mean suddenly ur not
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suddenly ur not trying to smash or suddenly ur not in love with me👀👀👀👀👀
【   6:53PM!  】

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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
uhh neither go back to IHop boy thnx
【   6:57PM!  】

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ihop boy is dead to me
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
didn't believe in aliens?
【   6:58PM!  】

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said aliens and whoever liked them was stupid
【   6:59PM!  】

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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
he's stupid smh
【   7:00PM!  】

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were u jealous
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
ihop boy didnt have anything on me😤
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true
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hey btw since jacob said ur coming to new hampshire with us i thought i'd let you know UAUA is paying for the hotel rooms and shit so u dont have to worry about that
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
alright! when is it we're leaving and what all are you doing up there?
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uhh im not really supposed to tell anyone what im doing but sinCE you're sOOOOOOO fucking in love with me and insisting :/ im doing some speeches and im gonna be like one of the new faces for UAUA so ill also end up doing promo, business shit, more speeches, traveling for speeches and conventions, and even some research. (im also helping set up a new alien interactive museum👀👀) if u tell anyone ill be killed by the UAUA security men aND we are leaving in 3days and the flight (also paid for) leaves at 10am
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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
im telling everyone bye
【   7:28PM!  】

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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
honestly though that all sounds really cool! and how many people were you allowed to bring?
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as many as i wanted😤
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so if jacob, zendaya, harry, or anyone else wants to go lemme know and ill hook them the FUCK up😤 UAUA is all about bringing people into the alien community so they said for me to actually bring as many people as possible lmfao they love telling people about aliens and creating believers (and even hearing from people who don't believe in aliens and why they don't believe in them -- aka u)
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future husband👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
ill talk to everyone and see who wants to go! im sure if gus is going zendaya will lol
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gus is going!!
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also i gotta go into for a late shift and ill honestly probably crash as soon as i get home afterwards so ill talk to you tomorrow💓💖👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💟💙💖💜💕💚💗💗💛❤️❣️
【   7:34PM!  】

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future boyfriend👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨
alright have fun at work!
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i wont but thanks anyways 😤
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【 NOTE! 】
❨ 5.6.18 ❩
i was gonna update this after i finished working on the intro to my paul rovia fic but i got bored of that so here we are. i also already have the next chapter planned so y'all might get lucky and get a triple update. (i do have a couple things to do so if i finish it all and don't forget ill update again)

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