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📍United Aliens and UFO Association Headquarters

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salembitch    speaker.

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usera    speaker????? united alien and ufo association headquarters?? what is going on?????
17m        10 likes.        3 replies.
17m ⇾ salembitch sp👀ki stuff
15m ⇾ usera elaborate????
10m ⇾ salembitch cant sorry xx keep watching and checking my shit and you'll find out soon promise😈💘

kalvinklein hmmmmm so u and jimmy boy cant answer mine, elijah, nolan, and felix's text messages about why u guys disappeared two days ago but u can post on insta? just wait until ur back in cali bitch JUST WAIT!
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13m ⇾ salembitch    bitch i DID text you
13m ⇾ salembitch    i told you jimmy and i were going on a road trip to the UAUA headquarters for ,, reasons which i have texted u and reasons which i cannot post on social media just yet

userb    ur a cryptic fuck
17m        1 like.        1 reply.
12m ⇾ salembitch    thanks

tomholland2013    stop posting about aliens or i block
17m        299 likes.        130 replies.
9m ⇾ salembitch    stop u love me )':
6m ⇾ tomholland2013    who told you that?
5m ⇾ salembitch    MEAN

grimmreaper    BITCH im screaming
17m        339 likes.        152 replies.

grimmreaper    IM SO FUCKIN EXCITED FOR THIS
17m        310 likes.        99 replies.

grimmreaper    I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO ANNOUNCE THIS
17m        378 likes.        254 replies.
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9m ⇾ userc    ANNOUNCE WHAT???
8m ⇾ salembitch    stuff    userc

grimmreaper    ITS SO FUCKING COOL (and gonna be in loads of cash which will come in handy for the CHILD WE ARE PICKING UP!!!!)
17m        476 likes.        309 replies.
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16m ⇾ userd    C H I L D ?
16m ⇾ usere    child???????
16m ⇾ grahamcracker    WHO'S CHILD??? BITCH WHAT!?? WHY AM I ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS? YOU SHITS KNOW I LOVE CHILDREN WHAT THE F CL
14m ⇾ felixholden    chill    grahamcracker
8m ⇾ salembitch    yOU AND TOM WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNEW ABOUT THE KID, JIMMY!!! YOU RUINED IT!!!! YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!!! YOU BITCH!!!!!! FAKE!!!!!!

sigmundfreudsucks ur nose looks fucking mega huge
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10m ⇾ salembitch blocked

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【 NOTE! 】
❨ 4.11.18 ❩
just a side note: originally, social workers and stuff were just gonna bring Gus down to Salem but the UAUA called Salem and set up a meeting to work on some stuff together and so Salem just called the social workers back and were like "I'm gonna be like two hours away from you guys that day so I can just pick Gus up" and he didn't tell the rest of his friends because Nolan cant keep secrets, he wanted to surprise Elijah since he likes children, Felix cannot for the life of him hide things from his boyfriend, and Kalvin thinks children are Satan's Minions Sent To Take Over The World™

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