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salembitch so alien wasn't about actual aliens and im def offended by that but i mean i would still totally fucking die for sabrina carpenter!

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grimmreaper    im not saying i ghostwrote that caption but i definitely ghostwrote that fucking caption
2h        129 likes.        110 replies.
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2h ⇾ usera bitch if this aint my goddamn ass idk what is
2h ⇾ salembitch i get all my inspo from u daddy😜💋
2h    ⇾    grahamcracker    fuck you    salembitch
2h    ⇾    grahamcracker    yOU KNOW I HATE THE D-WORD    salembitch
2h    ⇾    salembitch    it wasN'T EVEN DIRECTED AT YOU    grahamcracker
2h    ⇾    grahamcracker    ok but like ,, fucking still
2h ⇾ felixholden    im dating a whiney ho ,, tragic

userc    pic & caption are both fatass moods
2h        14 likes.        3 replies.
2h ⇾ salembitch what can i say? i'm a relatable mothafucka 😤😤😤🍑

tomholland2013    what ,, is that hat
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2h ⇾ salembitch the hat i'll be wearing when we get married
2h ⇾ userd    oOF^
2h ⇾ tomholland2013    ill pass thnx tho
2h ⇾ salembitch    u missing out ,,
2h ⇾ usere    not rlly tom could do better lolllll
2h ⇾ kalvinklein salem is better bye bitch usere
2h    ⇾    salembitch when my king defends me from his finsta acc ,, thats how u know the love is mmmmotherfuccin real 😪😪😪😪 kalvinklein
2h    ⇾    tomholland2013 wtf is a finsta
2h    ⇾    salembitch nothing. absolutely nothing. do not look into this. forget the word finsta. tomholland2013
2h    ⇾    nolanfreud    oh lover boy do i have a story for u    tomholland2013
2h    ⇾    nolanfreud    look @ my dms thnx 💖

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【   NOTE!  】
❨ 3.19.18 ❩
I am a lazy ho so this chapter is short! The next chapter is gonna be the dm convo between tom & nolan and then some other fun stuff so be ready my dudes!

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