okay, so my grandma (the bitchass one) had asked me to send her what i wanted for my birthday next month, right?

So, i did just that. I specifically said that these were only IDEAS that she could go off of, not that i wanted the exact things!!

Anyway, i sent her a keyboard (the one i found was around £20-30; it was one of the nice looking and sounding ones). She called my mother bitching about how the keyboard was actually £500 like- hello? No, it was not. And even if it WERE what did you hear about the words "something like this." Like, a keyboard in general would be nice... just something that isn't the really small ones i have now.

I then sent her some strawberry scented things (my mum got me Peach ones for Christmas, and i love them a lot. She got them for £15 each). My grandma? Yeah no she goes on to complain about how they were from Korea or something... I don't see how that matters? I sent you the Amazon link- ..so-

And I sent her an image of some clothes I would like, saying "I don't know where to get them.. so... just things that look like this would be nice!" (Dinosaur and comfortable>>) she bitched to my mother saying how I didn't specify where the clothes were—

OHH, and then I sent her a picture of a puppy. BUT LITERALLY SAID I WAS FUCKING JOKING— and she went ONNNN one at my mum... like... do you know how to read? I usually joke around mf, i didn't even do a "/j" I literally said JOKING JOKINGGGG!!!

... like.... I know damn well it isn't be being ungrateful or something, because I sent her the links to the CHEAPEST thing's and then a photo of that one outfit simply because I liked it.

I said very clearly a few times that these were only for her to bounce ideas off of, she didn't need to buy them. She asked for more than six ideas anyway so she shouldn't be getting pissy at it. And if one of them costed more money than you wanted to spend.. there's a thing called deep diving until you finally see something that's similar or the same that CHEEP???? Like- HELLO??? It isn't that much effort to put in.

If you're going to complain about it, just give me like £10-20 and let me spend it how I wish. Or don't give me anything at all. Like i genuinely don't give a fuck, it's just pissing me off that she's complaining so much about something that's honestly not even a big deal-

It's pretty simple; a birthday gift (no matter how cheep or expensive) = a visit from me.

no gift at all = no visit from me.

And I know THAT sounds bratty, but i just don't like her as a person (and those that have been around long enough to see vents about her would know why). I don't want to spend my birthday with that Women at all, the only thing that makes it bearable is whatever gift i could possibly get- because at the very least i get something out of being stuck with her for hours.

Side note: she's sick as HELL. My mum asked if she was going to cancel her going to a pottery class today, and that bitch said "no, I'll go and infect everyone there." ..like what?