❝'cause i'm

scared of all that

i don't know.❞

MOOD: SOUR, MISCHIEVOUS

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❝Y/N? WHERE'D YOU GO?❞ KIRISHIMA YELLED OUT, LOOKING AROUND THE PLAZA for any trace of the girl. They had looked away for a second to see Bakugou push Midoriya into the fountain and they had lost her.

"Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time." Kaminari sighed, the lack of the girl making him more depressed then a 14 year old emos soul. Glancing to the hot topic, Sero could've sworn he saw something shifted in the windows. A frown covered his face.

"Maybe she's in hot topic tryna get some fuck." He said, pointing over to the store, to which the group walked over to see if he was right. Peeking their heads into the door, they could say with confidence that this was the kind of weeb shit Y/N was into.

"Holy fuck, why do you look like a Minecraft zombie?"

"Someone's fucking judgemental, aren't they?"

Voices said, only one which the group of five recognised. With a great sigh, Bakugou stormed in, ready to yoink the girl back on their quest to find some reasonable shit for the camp. However, turning into an isle, he stopped, causing Kirishima who was right behind him to slam into his back.

There was Y/N, standing with a stranger in a black coat. His back was to the group, and his hood was up, meaning only Y/N could see his face.

The thing his uncultured, itty bitty brain couldn't figure out was why they were discussing which My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic character was the best.

"Oh bitch, I KNOW you ain't sleeping on my hoe Applejack." The girl angerly stated, giving the person an 'I hope the fuck you do' look.

"Twilight Sparkle is superior, no cap." He scoffed, clearing done with her dumbass opinions. Y/N looked ready to throw hands, even if this stranger was about two feet taller then her.

"Y'all are clowns, Pinkie Pie is actually god thank you very much." Just like a creepy hot topic employee lurking in the background, Shinsou turned the corner with energy that screamed enormous peepee. Both teens looked at Shinsou, half shocked and half pissed. Y/N scowled before glaring at the sleep deprived male.

"Do you wanna die?"

"Please and thank you."

Snorting, she turned back and shrugged towards the stranger shaking her head.

"Imagine being a simp for Twilight Sparkle, can't relate." She shook her head, disapprovingly.

The stranger sighed. "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." And with that he fled the store, a tear rolling down his cheek as he and his simp ways had just been exposed. Turning around, the girl could only stare at her friend with a bland glare.

"Pinkie Pie. Really?" She scoffed, ready to slap his two brain cells back into functioning properly. He gave a mocking stare.

"Applejack. Really?" Shinshoe replied, his voice high pitched as to mimic hers. Clearly unhappy, she turned on her heel and walked out, walking through the bakusquad as they were dead center in the isle watching in disbelief at the two. She stopped in the giant doorway, her back to everyone.

"Shinsou. I'm sorry but it's over." She turned, frowning with watery eyes. "I'm breaking up with you until you come to your senses." And with that she fled, making everything more confusing for the poor group she had just left. So many questions.

With a sigh, he stalked back to the depths of whatever MCR phase he came from, muttering one thing before he left the group's sight.

"Damn, got dumped by the wifey again 😔."

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Catching up with the girl was no easy feat, but Bakugou made it his priority anyways. He needed some fucking answers. Leaving the group to do whatever the fuck it was they were doing, he stormed after the girl, who strolled inside a hero merch shop.

The door opened with a slam, and surprisingly didn't shatter from the impact. He spotted her in an instant, picking up an Endeavour doll and taking a picture of it with her phone. He walked over and peered over her shoulder, questioningly.

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zuko & elsa lovechild 🤔

bruhbruh roki look

fond ur daad

weed dealer sent 1 attachment

surly i maek hm into
aa saccrifseal dlol

hahdhjsjajawaj

your spelling is at
an all time low

this would be most
adequate of you

bring me his head

yeshsirr

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"Heheheh, the deed is done."

"What the fuck is this?"

❝AHAAHJSNSKSK.❞

Bakugou leaped back, just in time to dodge a swift kick headed right for his micro boys, which make him shudder at the thought. Y/N lost her balance and feel overboard, landing with an oof as her back hit the cold floor, the Endeavour doll long gone as she sacrificed it for her phone, which was in her clutches.

"You can't just sneak up on a homie like that man. I could've made you into a women." She wheezed, sitting up with a frown, rubbing her backside. She held a hand up, expectantly looking at the male, who raised an eyebrow before growling.

"Weak bitch." He grumbled, grabbing her hand harshly before yoinking her up, almost making her face plant into an All Might statues honkers. She gave a groan before slipping her phone into her pocket.

"Oww, my ass..." She muttered, walking over and picking up the Endeavour doll that may or may not be used in a ritual tonight.

"What ass..." Bakugou muttered.

She tossed the doll on the counter and paid for it, earning a questionable glance from the ashen blonde as they walked out.

"You gonna tell me what the fuck is up with Icyhot and that shitty doll or what?" He asked lowly, scarred from her hideous spelling and Todoroki's intentions. She gave a grin.

"That's a surprise tool that will help us later." Holding up the bag with the doll, she gave a shit eating grin, reaching up with a spare hand to pet the males head. "Don't worry your explosive brain over it, Katsuki." He growled, slapping her hand off his head.

"Why the fuck are you so weird for?" He grumbled, sourly disappointed at the fact her hand retracted to her side, but also secretly enthralled she had called him Katsuki.

"Only for you, baby." She winked, pointing weird finger guns at him, her attention being sucked over to the group approaching them. Before he could muster up a reply, she wandered over to them as they walked to her and Bakugou.

"Y/N! We were wondering where you went." Kirishima grinned widely, taking a glance at the reddened Bakugou before looking at the chestnut haired girl.

"We thought you got the rapey rape or something." Kaminari snickered, before getting a whack in the back of his head by Mina.

"That was literally only you, dumb dumb." She scowled, before smiling as she caught sight of the plastic All Might bag Y/N held. "What'd 'ya get, hmm?"

"It's a national secret ma'am, and must remain that way." She defended, palms up as if to stop her. Sero leaned forwards, peering into the bag.

"Did you Naruto run to Area 51 and yoink baby Yoda?" He whispered, even though everyone in the group could hear him. Y/N sighed, and shook her head.

"Bro, baby Yoda could pimp slap the thot outta me and I would say thank you."

❝BRO...❞