1.  " Murder wasn't on today's agenda. "

" It's not on anyone's. "

" No it's on mine. Just not until Thursday. "
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2. " This is my life now. I have climbed this hill and now I'll die upon it. "

" Shut up. We've only been hiking for twenty minutes. "
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3. "We have five people trying to kill us right now. What are we supposed to do? "

" Actually it's more like eight. "

" Oh sorry I wasn't specific enough! "
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4.  "On a scale of one  to ten. How bad do you think it would be if- "

" Atleast a twenty. "
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5. " Do you feel guilty? Like at all? "

" I don't have the time to feel guilty. Neither should you. "
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6. " Are you sober? "

" I'm moderately functional. "

" I'll take that as a no. "
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7. " Is that blood? "

" No? "

" That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question. "
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8. " I hope we draw the attention of the FBI. "

" Are you insane? "

" I've never seen someone kick a door in before. It's so exciting! "