hello.
hi.
welcome.
how are you?
how ya been?
good? good.

KHM- before we being this God-awful excuse of a fanfiction book, I'd like to present my gratitude for getting me into this fandom.

(Why does this remind me of Thanksgiving)

(I'm hungry for turkey now)

*TrUMpEt enSuES*

*FURIOUS KazOO tOOtiNg*

*cURtaiNS UNcoVer*

*ConFEttI*

to my friend.

Now, I'm not gonna say her name - privacy and all that jazz.

ANYWAYS.

yeah, haPPy BirTHdAy!

i guess. I mean it's been what, like a month since I promised to do a fanfiction and failed?

yeah, about that.

uM, since I am obviously unable to preform any sort of human preformances (such as writing a fanfiction that is legitimate and not a crackfic) I will instead offer you a deal.

i mean, it's not a deal. it's like, me, trying to not make myself look like an asshole abandoning YET ANOTHER book.

BUT LET ME OFFER YOU A DEAL.

(a devil deal 😉)

I will write you a full, at least including FIFTEEN oneshots, book. And you and only you can request - since it is your birthday present.

Everyone else that comes across this is just tagging along for the ride.

So you know what to do.

Second thing I'd like to adress is my total ignorance for anyone else's bullshit.

LIKE I ALREADY SAID -

this will contain a lot of naughty gay shit that children should not be reading

this isn't a pg family friendly clean book, if you want that you can go over to youtube.

NOTHING BUT SIN IN THESE PARTS BOIS.

So now I shall leave you be to your exploration of this wonderful ship, and I will just like-

go and read smut?

idk

see ya my dudes