Dysfunctional Poly Relationship

Jimin:
Guys, what if I'm pregnant?

Jimin:
Shit wrong chat 😤

Woosung:
Then the kid might have 5 different baby daddies 🤗

Jeongguk:
Not helping 😒

Jeongguk:
You're not pregnant

Taemin:
Talk about Deja Vu rn

Jimin:
Just forget it, I typed in the wrong chat

Minho:
I'm curious to know what makes you think your pregnant in the first place?🤔

Minho:
You don't have a uterus

Jimin:
But I've looked up cases that a guy can get pregnant 😔

Jimin:
And like, I felt nauseous today, like really bad

Taehyung:
You do realize you took ecstasy, smoked hookah and drank a shit tone of tequila at the same time right?

Taehyung:
And you expect to be in the greatest shape rn?

Woosung:
Shhhhh he's pregnant

Woosung:
Let's come to a democratic vote on naming the baby Bambi🤗

Taemin:
Absolutely not😒

Taemin:
Why not a gender neutral name? Like.... Jean?

Jeongguk:
I kinda like Bambi though🥺👉👈

Woosung:
See!

Jimin:
I hate you guys 😑

Jimin:
You've gotten more...... Sadistic than usual Woosung

Jimin:
Mafia role icing your heart?

Woosung:
Nope

Woosung:
It's Taehyung with his attitude 😒

Taehyung:
I didn't even say anything to you!

Woosung:
You were bound to

Jeongguk:
I give up on you guys 😑

Jeongguk:
It's still fucking Saturday, can we stop talking in this chat already!

Jeongguk:
My body still hurts

Woosung:
I've said earlier to just forget about this chat.

Woosung:
Just delete it from your phones

Taemin:
Okay

Taemin:
Wait, I actually need some advice

Jimin:
What is it?

Jeongguk:
??

Taehyung:
What?

Minho:
Did something happen?

Taemin:
It's about Gem

Taemin:
He's been texting me all day wanting to talk and check up on me after yesterday

Taemin:
And I really don't want to talk to him right now

Woosung:
Then just tell him you need your space

Jeongguk:
We spoke to him earlier and he just seems worried

Taemin:
I mean he's the one who drew the line between us, I don't know what else more there is to talk about

Taemin:
I took his word too seriously three years ago

Taemin:
Should've known he wouldn't wait

Taemin:
Fuck it

Taemin:
Don't text me all day guys

Taemin:
After work, I'm going to be busy

Taehyung:
With that?

Taemin:
Getting or providing dick

Taemin:
Anyways I'm out

Jimin:
Taemin, don't fuck your obvious sadness away😑

Jimin:
When it's over, you're still going to feel the same way

Taemin:
At least for that moment, I won't

Taemin:
See you guys around

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Mix Squads

Yoongi:
I feel like shit

Hoseok:
Tell me about it🤢

Namjoon:
I feel so great rn

Namjoon:
Surprised I didn't get hungover

Yoongi:
Must be nice

Jeongguk:
Yeah I feel like shit too

Taehyung:
And I have to work today for fuck sakes

Jimin:
Yeah

Yeosang:
Who told you guys to get that fucked up?😒

Jeongguk:
Shushhh

Wooyoung:
Well, me and Yeosang were probably thinking that for tomorrow, once you guys are a bit better, we can go out for paintballing or something☺️

Jeongguk:
Sounds great, if I wasn't dying rn

Taehyung:
You're not dying

Taehyung:
But sounds nice

Jimin:
I can't

Yeosang:
Why?

Yeosang:
I thought you weren't busy Sunday afternoons

Jimin:
I just don't feel so good rn

Taehyung:
The hangover will go away and maybe by tomorrow you'll be okay

Jimin:
I'm good

Jimin:
You guys have fun though

Namjoon:
You okay Jimin?

Jimin:
Yeah

Yeosang:
Minnie...

Jimin:
I just need some time alone

Jeongguk:
Is it about this morning?

Jimin:
No

Jimin:
I'll talk to you guys later

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Vminkook

Taehyung:
Babe what's going on?

Taehyung:
If it's not about this morning, is it about something else?

Jimin:
I just...... I don't feel good right now

Jimin:
Like at all

Jimin:
My body hurts, my stomach is fucked up, I'm coughing up a storm here and I can't eat because I feel like shit

Jimin:
Last night I overdid it

Jimin:
It..... Scares me

Jimin:
And it doesn't help that I don't remember anything

Jeongguk:
Jimin, it's going to be okay

Jeongguk:
Right now it's likely the hangover. We still don't know what happened last night but I promise you that we didn't do anything too extreme as we probably think we did

Jeongguk:
Just try to get some rest today and not go to the club

Jimin:
Great help

Taehyung:
Are you there rn? At the club?

Taehyung:
I can pick you up

Jimin:
I just really want to be alone right now

Jimin:
I'll get an Uber or walk back home

Jimin:
I'll text you guys later

Taehyung:
Okay...

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Jimin's Messages

Minho:
You good?

Minho:
You nearly collapsed when you got into the storage room

Jimin:
I'm okay

Minho:
No you're not

Minho:
What's up with you?

Jimin:
Nothing, just hungover

Minho:
Yeah so am I but it's written all over you that there's something more

Minho:
And you haven't left for a smoke since I got here

Jimin:
Look, this is honestly none of your business

Jimin:
With all due respect

Jimin:
You already helped me enough here, you can go

Minho:
...... Okay

Jimin:
Great

Jimin:
Why are you coming up to me like that?

Jimin:
Shit

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Business

Minho:
I'm out for the day

Minho:
If you guys need anything, ask Kai, he knows more on how to do my job

Woosung:
Where are you going?

Minho:
Remember that cute little cabin we use to go to as kids? The one by the outskirts of the city

Taemin:
Damn, we haven't been there in a while

Taemin:
Wait why are you going there?

Minho:
Just for a breather

Minho:
And a kidnapping

Woosung:
Huh?!

Minho:
Don't worry I got it covered 😌

Minho:
He's passed out at the trunk of my car

Taemin:
Why did you kidnap someone?!

Minho:
Oh, he was pissing me off

Minho:
Don't worry, no one will even notice he's gone

Minho:
I won't kill him😇

Minho:
Just put him in his place

Woosung:
Well..... You are an expert in your area so don't fuck it up

Minho:
Definitely sir

Minho:
Jimin will be just fine|
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I won't be so much on my phone until tomorrow so that's why I said if you need me, text Kai

Woosung:
Okay

Taemin:
Be careful

Minho:
I'll be just fine 😁

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Taehyung's Messages

Taemin:
Hi

Taemin:
I need it ask you a quick question

Taemin:
It's about the Karma title

Taehyung:
What about it?

Taemin:
You're not fighting anymore right?

Taehyung:
Not underground

Taehyung:
I only train teens

Taehyung:
Why?

Taemin:
Well, I got informed by Joshua that apparently there's a new fighter rising up the ranks from Phoenix

Taemin:
And he goes by Karma

Taehyung:
....... Excuse me?

Taemin:
He declares himself as the new Karma, won many rings, shit like that

Taemin:
He's making everyone think that he's better than you, or even is you

Taemin:
But he has done a shit ton of illegal things

Taemin:
So that's why I wanted to ask you

Taehyung:
I did not know about this

Taehyung:
I'm not fighting anymore

Taehyung:
Hold the fuck up

Taehyung:
Someone's trying to claim Karma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Taehyung:
I am the only Karma

Taehyung:
Who the fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Taemin:
Okay well I just wanted to let you know about it

Taehyung:
Nah you just got me fired up😂

Taehyung:
I want to meet this person

Taehyung:
I'm going to Phoenix

Taemin:
Are you fucking dense?

Taemin:
Not anyone can just go into Phoenix

Taemin:
You know this

Taehyung:
And they know me, the streets knows me

Taehyung:
The original Karma

Taehyung:
So don't fucking hold me back

Taemin:
For fuck sakes

Taemin:
I'll go with you

Taehyung:
Um no you're not

Taehyung:
You know how they are with mafia bosses

Taemin:
And I know Joshua

Taemin:
He can sneak me in, I just need to keep a low cover

Taemin:
But if I let something happen to you, your boyfriends will be the one killing me

Taemin:
So I'm going too

Taehyung:
I don't need a babysitter😒

Taemin:
I know you don't

Taemin:
So let's go

Taehyung:
So fucking stubborn like Jimin 😤

Taehyung:
But fine

Taehyung:
I'm driving

Taemin:
Seems like you're forgetting who was in the assassination branch in this empire

Taehyung:
......

Taemin:
Yeah, that means I'm driving

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Jeongguk's Messages

Gem:
Hey

Gem:
I need your help with something 🥺

Kook:
What's up?

Gem:
So I want to make things official with Wooyoung

Gem:
And I want to plan something nice for him☺️

Gem:
Thing here is, I don't know how to even begin that

Kook:
I see

Kook:
So you're sure about him?

Gem:
Yeah I really am☺️

Kook:
Okay then I must ask you to do me a favor and then I'll help you

Gem:
What is it?

Kook:
Stop reaching out to Taemin

Gem:
..... What?

Gem:
Why?

Kook:
Because deep down inside you're never going to get over him if you're constantly trying to get his attention

Kook:
You were crazy about this dude, and no doubt you still are somewhere deep in your soul

Kook:
If you want to be serious about Wooyoung, you have to start letting Taemin go so it won't be an issue in the future with your relationship

Kook:
And so he won't get false hopes too

Gem:
Did you do the same with Woosung? Cut him off so he won't be an issue to your relationship?

Kook:
Shit|
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Yeah, I did

Kook:
And my relationship has been great

Kook:
If you count the possible orgy|
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But if I wasn't doing that, I want you to be a better person than me

Kook:
And make better decisions while you still can

Gem:
Hmm.....

Gem:
I get what you mean

Gem:
Fine

Gem:
I'll let Taemin go

Gem:
Now help me plan something out for Wooyoung

Kook:
After my shift, I'm all yours 😌

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Taemin's Messages

Taemin:
Hey, I'm going to Phoenix today

Woosung:
Why?

Taemin:
Some shit went down with Taehyung

Taemin:
Someone is taking his Karma identity and well, he wants to do something about that

Taemin:
Not letting him go alone

Woosung:
I see

Woosung:
Who's the individual?

Taemin:
Sent you the data as we speak

Woosung:
Received

Woosung:
Hm

Woosung:
I'll join you, but from afar

Woosung:
I'll take care of this person

Taemin:
I think Taehyung is planning to do that

Woosung:
But he won't kill him

Taemin:
Let this be his fight

Taemin:
I'm just there to make sure he's safe

Woosung:
A fight you say? 😈

Woosung:
I'll watch

Woosung:
Who knows, maybe I'll see a killer spark in him after all

Taemin:
You're going to get punched the more you test him🙄

Woosung:
I don't even try to test him

Woosung:
He's the one that gets pissed off by my existence

Woosung:
So let that be a little boost against his competitor ☺️

Taemin:
They were right, you did get more sadistic

Woosung:
Gotta love the job

Woosung:
See you soon

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A/N:
Well, there's a lot going on.....

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