If you see any wording that needs correction, please comment immediately because I'm running off of sleep at this time of day :')

Dysfunctional Ploy Relationship

Woosung:
Testing the phones

Woosung:
Respond back once you receive this message

Minho:
No

Taemin:
What's with the chat name?

Jimin:
This chat still exist?😒

Taehyung:
You better block my number after this shit

Jeongguk:
Are you calling us dysfunctional?

Woosung:
Great everyone is here

Woosung:
Phones working, marvelous

Woosung:
Now act like this chat never existed

Minho:
Bitch-

Taehyung:
Gladly

Woosung:
.....

Woosung:
I know where you live😒

Taehyung:
And I'm a trainer

Taehyung:
Seriously want to test me?🙂

Woosung:
Im a mafia boss, try again 🙃

Jimin:
So Taemin

Jimin:
Busy today?

Taemin:
Unfortunately

Taemin:
Why? Needed me for something Gatita?

Jeongguk:
Don't call him that😒

Taemin:
Okay Bambi 😒

Woosung:
Um no

Woosung:
I only get to call him that

Taehyung:
You don't get to call him shit so stay in your fucking lane!

Woosung:
Okay Little Karma

Taehyung:
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Woosung:
MAKE ME

Minho:
Did you need anything specifically from Taemin, Jimin?

Jimin:
Well....

Jimin:
Nevermind it's nothing

Minho:
You sure?

Jimin:
Yeah, I'll take care of it

Jimin:
Just some things at the club I'm managing

Jimin:
It's all good

Minho:
Okay

Jeongguk:
Since when are you that tender?

Minho:
You don't know me like that so watch your mouth

Jeongguk:
And why give me attitude tf?

Minho:
You annoy me

Minho:
Alright I'm off to work

Taemin:
Same

Woosung:
No more messages in this chat

Taehyung:
You said that already

Woosung:
You're just looking to get punched I fucking swear

Jimin:
Bye

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Vminkook

Jimin:
Tae, seriously, what is your problem with Woosung?

Jimin:
I was expecting that energy towards Minho, not the head mafia bitch!

Taehyung:
He just pisses me off

Jeongguk:
What is this about?

Taehyung:
Fine, want me to be honest?

Taehyung:
It's so fucking obvious this dude still has a thing for you

Taehyung:
And you becoming a putty bitch for him pisses me off

Taehyung:
And he knows it and purposely does shit to mock me!

Taehyung:
Like I've said before, I trust you and if you want to talk to him, go fucking ahead

Taehyung:
But that's just how I feel and I hate it

Jimin:
Oh...

Jeongguk:
Tae....

Jeongguk:
You could've just said that

Jeongguk:
I don't have to talk to him if it makes you feel uncomfortable

Taehyung:
Don't do that

Taehyung:
Not for me

Taehyung:
If you ever decide to stop talking to him, let it be because it was something you wanted to do, not for someone else

Jimin:
Alright, we already decided that on Monday we would meet again and set solid boundaries on where we stand

Jimin:
That'll be your chance to see say what you gotta say Tae

Taehyung:
I feel like I would get extremely violent if I even opened my mouth

Jeongguk:
We're here

Jeongguk:
Don't worry

Jeongguk:
Thank you for being honest though

Taehyung:
Yeah I guess

Taehyung:
I need to hit Hoseok back up, he sent me a shit ton of messages

Jeongguk:
Same with Yoongi

Jimin:
Love how Namjoon hasn't even sent shit to me🙂

Jimin:
Oop, Spawn was worried

Jeongguk:
Ah..... Shit

Taehyung:
And I suddenly remembered Taemin....

Jimin:
.......

Jeongguk:
.......

Jeongguk:
We went a little off on him yesterday

Taehyung:
A tad bit

Taehyung:
He has a very strong sex appeal when.... into it

Jimin:
That's my bestie

Jeongguk:
Doesn't mean he doesn't piss me off when he gets all touchy with you

Jimin:
I know baby😏

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Daddy's Whores

Jeongguk:
We're alive

Yeosang:
Where the fuck have you guys been?!

Yeosang:
I've been worried all fucking night!

Yeosang:
Me and Wooyoung even went to look for you guys at your apartments but neither of you guys were there

Jimin:
Dude

Jimin:
What if we were fucking?

Jimin:
Why did you think going to our apartments was a good idea?

Yeosang:
I did not think of that!

Yeosang:
Anyways, at least I know now you guys are good

Yeosang:
Where did you guys go?

Taehyung:
Oh you know, possibly had a massive orgy with the bosses and had Taemin on my dick the whole night, don't get mad|
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Went to a hotel and fucked

Yeosang:
Not a surprise

Jimin:
What about you? Don't tell me you just went all police mode on is the whole night?

Yeosang:
No

Yeosang:
I tried texting Taemin to talk to him, since he seemed a bit upset last night

Yeosang:
But he hasn't answered

Jeongguk:
Oh....

Jimin:
Damn

Taehyung:
Hm

Taehyung:
Maybe he's not worth it

Yeosang:
It's not like I was trying to get at him

Jeongguk:
Then what did you want with him?

Yeosang:
Just to talk about yesterday

Jimin:
Just that?

Yeosang:
Yeah, I mean, why else would I want to meet up with him?

Taehyung:
Make up sex or something

Yeosang:
Wouldn't be a bad idea

Yeosang:
But I already spoke to Wooyoung and we're sticking together

Jeongguk:
Then why do you want to talk to Taemin?

Yeosang:
Just to make sure he's okay...

Taehyung:
Good

Yeosang:
What's that suppose to mean?

Taehyung:
Nothing, just glad you're not planning to lead the guy on

Yeosang:
I've never lead Taemin on in the first place

Jimin:
Kinda told him you'd wait for him and then met with him with your partner three years later

Jimin:
I'd say that's kinda leading him on

Yeosang:
Well I didn't know I was going to gain feelings for Wooyoung

Taehyung:
We know

Yeosang:
Then why does it feel like you three have me in a chokehold rn?

Yeosang:
Since when are you this protective over him?

Taehyung:
We're just saying to be careful

Yeosang:
For me or him?

Jeongguk:
Both|
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You obviously

Yeosang:
Hm....

Yeosang:
Anyways I'm going to hang out with Wooyoung

Yeosang:
See you guys in a bit

Jimin:
Ok

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Jimin's Messages

Minho:
You sure you don't need help?

Jimin:
I already said I'm good

Jimin:
Why so worried lol? Did last night make you sensible?😂😂

Minho:
No lol

Minho:
Trying to make it up to Taehyung and I guess I want to be nice to his partners ☺️

Jimin:
Oh....

Minho:
.....

Minho:
What's with that reaction?

Jimin:
Nothing

Jimin:
I gotta go so I'll see you around

Minho:
I'll stop by the club later

Minho:
Trust me, any job Taemin can do, I can do it too

Jimin:
Now I see how Taehyung said you're.... Persistent

Jimin:
But fine

Jimin:
Just tell the bouncer my name when you get here

Minho:
Okay

Jimin:
Thanks by the way

Minho:
Just doing this for Taehyung, it's all good

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Jeongguk's Messages

Jeongguk:
If you keep calling Jimin that nickname, I will not be passive about it

Taemin:
Hwg

Taemin:
If you can't handle it, tell Woosung to stop calling you Bambi

Taemin:
Yeah I thought so

Jeongguk:
I was attending a customer!

Taemin:
Are you just upset I didn't give you a pet name?

Jeongguk:
We're not that close

Taemin:
Do you want to be?

Jeongguk:
Dude! I'm in a relationship with your friend!

Jeongguk:
Boundaries!

Taemin:
You're the one that texted me first lol

Taemin:
What do you want from me?

Jeongguk:
To stop calling Jimin that nickname

Taemin:
I'll pass the message along that you don't want Woosung to call you Bambi

Taemin:
Byeeeee

Jeongguk:
Taemin!

Jeongguk:
Please

Jeongguk:
Respect my relationship

Taemin:
Start by giving yourself respect first

Taemin:
Then we'll talk

Taemin:
Byeeeeeee amorcito
[lovely]

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Taehyung's Messages

Taehyung:
Okay, I think we got off the wrong foot

Taehyung:
I was going to say this at the meeting but fuck it

Taehyung:
I don't like you being around Jeongguk, the main reason because you obviously aren't over him

Taehyung:
And I hate how damn submissive Jeongguk is to you

Taehyung:
So can you just back off a tad bit

Taehyung:
Not stay away from him but just.... Have some boundaries

Woosung:
Submissive?

Woosung:
Jeongguk submissive to me? Lmfaooooo

Woosung:
Don't get it twisted

Woosung:
We are just emotionally attached, and he wants me in his life just as much as I want him in mines

Woosung:
My status with Jeongguk shouldn't matter because I wouldn't do something to jeopardize your relationship

Taehyung:
I just don't trust you two together

Woosung:
Sounds like a you problem

Taehyung:
He's my boyfriend

Woosung:
And my best friend

Taehyung:
Bold of you to still claim the 'bestie' status after three years

Woosung:
Why don't you ask him and get your answer?

Taehyung:
I knew texting you was a bad idea

Taehyung:
You're so fucking infuriating

Taehyung:
Just because you got promoted now you think you're the shit

Woosung:
Because I am?

Woosung:
You're the one that gets aggressive with me!

Woosung:
If you have issues with Jeongguk, settle that with him!

Woosung:
I'm not your damn boyfriend for you to complain to me!

Taehyung:
I'm only asking you to respect the boundaries of our relationship

Woosung:
And I do

Taehyung:
No you don't

Woosung:
So what's the problem with you?

Taehyung:
Your presence is my problem

Woosung:
Then I can't help you there

Woosung:
Are we done here? I have a meeting to get to

Taehyung:
Fuck you

Woosung:
Fuck me yourself if you have the balls

Taehyung:
STOP TAUNTING ME

Woosung:
Rawr feisty 😈

Woosung:
Could've just said you still wanted to talk to me

Taehyung:
I don't

Taehyung:
Bye

Woosung:
Lol bye

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A/N:
Well, that was fun....

Gotta love the drama! :)

I PURPLE YOU! <333