Fun Time

Wooyoung:
Updates

Jimin:
Fuck off

Wooyoung:
Not until I get updates :)

Jimin:
The only updates you'll get is how I fucking pissed on your couch, now fuck off

Jeongguk:
Jimin, tongue

Wooyoung:
Thank you

Wooyoung:
Now updates

Taehyung:
Well

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Dysfunctional Besties

Taehyung:
HELPPPPP

Taehyung:
WOOYOUNG TEXTED US AND HE WANTS UPDATES

Jimin:
Smh

Woosung:
What would you guys usually tell him?

Jeongguk:
That we're just getting close to you guys, that's it

Minho:
Ok smart ass so do just that

Jeonggguk:
Dude don't test me rn 😤

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Fun Time

Jeongguk:
We're getting close to them

Wooyoung:
Ok, cute, need more details than that☺️

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Dysfunctional Besties

Taehyung:
He wants more details

Taehyung:
Shit

Woosung:
Make literally whatever excuse

Jeongguk:
I don't know!

Minho:
What would say as details?

Taehyung:
Anything as a demonstration that we're getting close to evidence

Minho:
You can literally bs it

Minho:
HELLO WE'RE NOT THE ONLY ONES IN THIS CHAT

Minho:
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REST OF YOU TO GIVE IDEAS?!

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Fun Time

Jimin:
I took Taemin's virginity

Jimin:
He trusts me

Jimin:
Can easily get close to him without a problem now

Jimin:
I know where his file in his room is, I just need an opportunity to get it

Jimin:
Now fuck off

Wooyoung:
Thank you

Wooyoung:
Everyone else catch up pace, time is ticking😉

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Dysfunctional Besties

Jeongguk:
Nvrm

Woosung:
Wym nvrm?

Taehyung:
Got him off our back

Minho:
What did you say?

Taehyung:
Nothing just know we handled it

Minho:
You better start speaking the fuck up

Minho:
Like now

Minho:
What did you tell him?

Jeongguk:
Watch your tone

Jeongguk:
Just leave it

Woosung:
It involves us, we should know!

Jeongguk:
Well some things are better off left unsaid

Minho:
Yeah just like how you didn't tell use you were using us right?

Taehyung:
Minho please

Minho:
Then start talking!

Jimin:
I told him about me and Taemin

Jimin:
That I took his virginity

Jimin:
And that he's vulnerable to me

Jimin:
Happy?

Taehyung:
Jimin

Jeongguk:
Could've worded it different dude🤦‍♂️

Taemin:
You.... Told him...

Taemin:
Without asking me...

Jimin:
Would you have said yes even if I did?

Jimin:
It was a way for him to get off our ass! He left us alone and will until next fucking week

Taemin:
Does you taking my virginity not mean shit to you?!

Taemin:
What if he tells someone and then - shit!

Taemin:
I FUCKING HATE YOU

Jimin:
Taemin

Jimin:
Omg just TRY TO UNDERSTAND FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THAT POSITION I AM IN RN

Taemin:
Dead if you don't stop talking to me rn, I'm not even kidding

Minho:
Congratulations Jimin

Minho:
After this is over, you're definitely on my kill list

Jimin:
I don't care anymore

Jimin:
You don't scare me

Minho:
Oh I shouldn't lol

Minho:
But he should

Minho:
Should've gotten to know your bestie a little better before breaking his heart🤗

Woosung:
Minho

Woosung:
Okay from both sides that's enough

Woosung:
I mean it, we have to figure out something on how to handle this issue together

Woosung:
And agreeing on what to and to not say, together

Woosung:
We will meet up tomorrow at that suite and talk about it

Woosung:
And everyone will be there

Woosung:
I'm tired of this shit already

Jeongguk:
Whatever

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Weapon

Woosung:
Long time since we've spoken

Woosung:
And I'm reaching out for a purpose

Woosung:
Need you for a job

Woosung:
You know the price, up or not?

Ten:
Here we fucking go

San:
And I was just enjoying my summer break🙄

Yeonjun:
Omg are we going to burn a building?😍

Felix:
I was sleepinggg

Woosung:
No burning buildings and Idk

Woosung:
You in or not?

Felix:
What's the job that you need my expertise for?

Felix:
Thought the other two were your Bonnie and Clyde

Woosung:
Oh they are

Woosung:
And you're my suicide squad, see how it works ☺️

Ten:
Marvelous

Yeonjun:
Soooooo what's the job?

Woosung:
San, I need you to get close to someone

Woosung:
Name is Wooyoung

Woosung:
Works at that club I got to all the time

San:
Aw is it because of my seductive nature?😏

Woosung:
Yes

Woosung:
This is him

Woosung:

Woosung:
All you need to do is just soften up to him, make him drawn to you

Woosung:
That's it

Woosung:
Not sexual

San:
Haha might fuck around and ask him to marry me instead 😍

San:
Consider the job done 😉

Woosung:
And just make him start talking, not fall for you

San:
Not guarantee to that but sure 😏

Ten:
K, and the rest of us are going to be Christmas ornaments or something?

Woosung:
No

Woosung:
You're going to be on body guard duty

Woosung:
From a distance

Woosung:
Make sure these three are safe at all times

Woosung:
Ten, I assume you remember him

Woosung:

Woosung:
You're in charge of him

Ten:
The same bitch who wanted to fight me for dating you?

Ten:
Oh I'll be looking after his ass alright 😒

Woosung:
Yeonjun

Yeonjun:
Yes sir!🤩

Woosung:
He's your boy

Woosung:

Woosung:
He has a bitchy attitude, don't fall for the pretty face

Yeonjun:
So cross out showing my works of art then 😔

Woosung:
Exactly

Woosung:
And Felix

Felix:
I was just sleeping sorry

Woosung:
Look after this kid

Woosung:

Woosung:
He's a softie, got out of jail a month or two ago

Felix:
A softie? Great

Yeonjun:
So why do you want us to look after them specifically? Like was it randomly assigned or is their a purpose as to why I have to look after that guy

Woosung:
It's for a purpose

Woosung:
Once you meet them you'll know, you guys have more in common than you would assume

Woosung:
But make sure they're safe at all times

Ten:
K

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Woosung's Messages

Woosung:
Hello, I think we haven't had the pleasure in meeting 😊

Woosung:
I'm Woosung

Gem:
Oh..... Jeongguk's boy😬

Woosung:
Sure?

Woosung:
Anyways I am aware you still went to see Taemin the other day

Woosung:
Buying from him again huh?

Gem:
Oh um yeah but I didn't buy it, I swear, I've been doing well controlling myself

Woosung:
I am aware of that

Woosung:
I have a task for you to do

Woosung:
That is if you still want to pay for the little incident with the missing money☺️

Gem:
I thought Taemin paid for it?

Woosung:
Yeah and you need to pay him back

Woosung:
So this is what I want you to do

Woosung:
Use whatever excuse to see him

Woosung:
And make sure he's not on his phone often

Woosung:
Do things that will get his mind distracted

Woosung:
That's it

Gem:
That?

Gem:
I mean I kinda was planning on doing that either way lol😅

Gem:
Not to be of some offense but.... Idk, kinda would like to be more around him

Woosung:
He needs someone to confine into and I know sometimes he doesn't want to tell me or Minho anything

Woosung:
He lost Jimin, so you won't be biased to how he feels, so just be a good 'friend' that won't make him think life is full of shitty people

Gem:
That's actually sweet of you to do for him

Woosung:
For my two mains, I'll do anything for them

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Woosung's Messages

Woosung:
Felix

Woosung:
Just wanted to check to see if you're okay doing this job

Felix:
Why wouldn't I be? Lol

Woosung:
Because that guys is Minho's ex bestie, and you know well what I mean by bestie

Woosung:
And I know about your.... Past with Minho

Woosung:
You being his ex and all

Felix:
Ah no wonder I found him familiar

Felix:
The bitch who Minho cheated on me with lol

Felix:
Ahhh whatever I'm over it

Felix:
With Ten now lol no big deal

Felix:
Besides this isn't about Minho, it's about this kid

Felix:
I know when to act professional

Woosung:
Alright just letting you know

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A/N:
Guess we have a squad entering to save the day :)

This should be fun.

I PURPLE YOU! <333