Dysfunctional Besties

Woosung:
Alright so for those who doesn't know this number, it's Woosung

Woosung:
In the next thirty seconds, respond with your name

Woosung:
Trust me don't test my patience responding late

Jeongguk:
Jeongguk?

Minho:
Minho...

Taehyung:
Taehyung, ig

Jimin:
Ugh..... Jimin

Woosung:
.....

Woosung:
5

Woosung:
4

Woosung:
3

Woosung:
2

Taemin:
I'm here, um Taemin

Woosung:
Great

Woosung:
Look this is going to be the Groupchat where we will only be discussing on what to do about Boss's situation

Woosung:
Only that issue, nothing more than that

Woosung:
Are we understanding?

Jeongguk:
Mhm

Minho:
K

Woosung:
I know for some of us it's going to be hard to be active, but think of this as a job

Woosung:
Leave personal issues outside this because it involves all of our safety

Woosung:
Taemin, that means bringing that side from the branch we talked about the other day out

Taemin:
Mhm

Woosung:
It's been five days, I know that's still not enough time to get over what's going on

Woosung:
But we have to decide on what to do because time is ticking

Woosung:
If you guys have any ideas go ahead and say it?

Minho:
Can I just have the last hit?

Woosung:
Sure, even though that's not a plan?

Woosung:
We can't just barge in there without a plan because he knows people too

Jeongguk:
He has people watching you guys at all times

Jeongguk:
One wrong move, lights out

Woosung:
I see

Woosung:
So do you suggest anything?

Jeongguk:
Nothing comes to mind right now

Jeongguk:
But I think we should keep thinking he has the upper hand

Minho:
Please walk me through as to how the fuck that's a good idea?

Woosung:
Watch it

Jeongguk:
It's fine

Jeongguk:
If he suspect we are against him and we joined hands to run down the sunset, guess what, we're all dead together 🙂

Minho:
Idk that sounds like a very happy ending to the assholes who thought it was cute to use us in the first place ☺️

Jeongguk:
You're coming down with us too princess, don't think you can escape this so easily 🤗

Minho:
Call me a nickname and I will rip your teeth out🔪

Jeongguk:
Didn't care much for nicknames when it was Taehyung while you fucked his ass😒

Taehyung:
Jeongguk!

Minho:
Oh we're going there? 😂

Minho:
Seems like someone's a little grumpy that I at least got ass!

Jeongguk:
Bold of you to say that while your boss is in this chat, why don't you ask him if he agrees to your statement?😚

Taehyung:
I'm out of here

Taehyung:
I'm not about to be objectified

Taehyung:
Text me when we're actually going to have a civil conversation

Jimin:
✌️

Taemin:
Bye

Woosung:
I'm going to rip my hair out

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Business

Woosung:
MINHO

Woosung:
Don't come at Jeongguk!

Woosung:
The guy literally has your same temperament!😤

Minho:
They just piss me tf off rn okay!

Minho:
I told you I wasn't ready!

Woosung:
Oh so do you think you will be when your parents have to pay and plan for your funeral?

Woosung:
Our funeral to better put it

Woosung:
We can't waste fucking time!

Minho:
I'm just too fed up okay

Woosung:
Okay do you want me to hold your hand and for all of us to see a therapist?

Woosung:
Get your shit together!

Woosung:
This isn't about them! Be mad at them all you want later, but right now we have business

Woosung:
Stick to business mode!

Minho:
Okay shit I get it

Minho:
Why aren't you saying anything Taemin?

Taemin:
.... Should I?

Woosung:
No you don't, not now

Woosung:
When you're ready

Taemin:
Okay

Minho:
Can I at least give Jimin one punch?

Taemin:
No|
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Let's just please not talk about Jimin in this chat

Woosung:
Sure thing

Minho:
Sorry

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Wooyoung NOT Here

Jeongguk:
Taehyung I'm sorry

Jeongguk:
I didn't mean it like that

Jeongguk:
Okay maybe I did, but he was getting me riled up

Jeongguk:
I'm sorry I hurt your feelings or made you feel objectified

Taehyung:
Just don't say something like that again

Taehyung:
Please

Taehyung:
I don't want to get pissed off at you again

Jeongguk:
I already explained why I didn't tell you and Jimin about the video

Jeongguk:
You both wouldn't have went through with it

Taehyung:
I know

Taehyung:
Ugh, anyways, Jimin you good?

Jimin:
Well

Jimin:
Finished my third pack of cigarettes of the day

Jimin:
Nearly got into a third fight at the club

Jimin:
And my pipe is broken

Jimin:
So yeah, I'm good ☺️

Jeongguk:
Jimin be careful with the smoking

Jimin:
When you start being careful with the drinking then I'll reconsider 😊

Taehyung:
Not to change the topic..... But..... Remember what we talked about things that night, before all this shit went down

Taehyung:
You know.... Everything, when we sat down and talked

Jeongguk:
What about it?

Taehyung:
I'm um..... I'm missing Minho a lot.... And he's ignoring my texts so

Taehyung:
Can we.... Ugh idk... Idk idk forget it

Jeongguk:
I know what you mean

Jeongguk:
I wouldn't mind..... After all I was the one who suggested it

Jimin:
Ugh..... Idk, I'm not sure if I want that type of affection around me rn when I feel like shit

Taehyung:
You're not a bad person Jimin

Taehyung:
Made shitty mistakes, yes, but we all do

Taehyung:
Don't be so hard on yourself

Jimin:
Kinda hard not to be

Jimin:
I have to get back to work

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Taemin's Messages

Gem:
Hi

Taemin:
What do you want?

Gem:
Um.... I know you're going to hate me but.... I want to buy

Taemin:
Are you dumb?

Taemin:
Is the fucked up mess you caused not enough? That I had to fix?

Gem:
I know.... But im so tempted to relapse okay

Gem:
I've been clean for so long and it's been almost two weeks since I got a hit of that shit again

Gem:
Im craving it and I'm going crazy

Taemin:
That's called withdrawals

Taemin:
You're stupid for falling for the temptation

Gem:
And you're my dealer so deal me with some drugs!

Gem:
Not be my damn therapist!

Taemin:
Listen you piece of shit, I'm not in the mood for you to give my fucking attitude!

Taemin:
Weren't you broke?

Gem:
I stole money from my roommate

Gem:
It's okay he doesn't care

Taemin:
What do you want and how much?

Gem:
Coke

Gem:
What can I get for like..... 11425 won?

Taemin:
1/4

Gem:
I'll take it

Taemin:
Payment method

Gem:
Cash, full amount

Taemin:
At least you learned from last time

Taemin:
When are you available?

Gem:
Today please tonight

Taemin:
The only time I can I midnight, does that work for you?

Gem:
Yes!

Gem:
Great! Thank you

Taemin:
Whatever kid

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A/N:
Uh oh......

Guess.... Life isn't going to be so easy....

I PURPLE YOU! <33