"So what's the game plan? I literally had to cancel plans to be here."

Wooyoung, their current boss and snitch to the big boss, looks at Taehyung with a perked eyebrow as he leans back against the counter in the kitchen, "You have no job, or friends besides Minho and Hoseok - who are both unavailable today - and you don't talk to your family. What plans did you hav-"

"Ah shut up!" Taehyung angrily huffs, plopping down on the couch beside Jimin, who's preparing his hookah pipe with coals on the tin foil, "Point is I don't want to be here, so let's wrap it up."

Jeongguk, who serves himself a glass of - whatever the fuck that brown thing is - moves his way to the living room and sits on the open chair beside the couch, just as Jimin's little pipe got ready and he inhales from his tube, making the water bubble up in the container, and exhales the smoke past his lips with hooded eyes as he leans back.

Yeah, they're definitely a great team for sure.

Wooyoung lazily moved towards them, hands in his pocket, "Well you guys are the ones in charge of this plan. Come up with something."

"As if it's that easy," Jimin coughs, making Taehyung wave the smoke from around him with a scowl, "It's a party, pretty sure these three fuckers are going to be there. We followed your plan and said we are dating, now they're pissed. How the fuck are we going to get closer to them through a party?"

Jeongguk takes a sip of his alcoholic beverage and shrugs, "Knowing Woosung, he's going to try to catch my attention. That night at graduation, I literally told him to come to my apartment but obviously I didn't end up going and now he sees me dating you two. Ha, he's definitely mad."

"Well just pointing it out there," Taehyung mutters as he stares at the ceiling while laying his head back against the back rest of the couch, "Having sex won't do shit if that's what you're thinking of doing. Me and Minho would fuck and look where I am now."

Jimin takes another intake, blowing smoke from his nose, "The agenda is to get closer, right? Right now we got them riled up somehow towards us, which means they will act somehow - either to piss us off or whatever. Umm I don't know.... What if we just pull some Romeo sorry excuse and that's it."

This time Jeongguk perked a dry laugh, shaking his head, "Maybe that works for Taemin, not for Woosung," and he takes another drink, "I remember whenever I use to piss him off, he literally would tempt me so bad to get riled up to the point I had to lock us in a room until we made up. He likes my attention too much, and a sorry won't cut it."

"Possessive thing he is," Taehyung snorts, closing his eyes, "If only Minho gave me half as a percentage as that attention, I would be in the clouds."

"Trust me, you don't want that," Jimin mutters, suddenly fixing his eyes to Wooyoung still standing there, "Are you going to be our fairy godmother and tell us what to do or are we just going to continue wasting our time here thinking of stupid ideas?"

Wooyoung is silent for a moment, and maybe it made Jimin nervous that he most likely pissed him off by saying something like that, but then Wooyoung grabs a chair and sits while still facing them.

And he sighs, "Clever brainstorming but you guys are thinking about them way too much as your goodie toe shoes of friends rather than future empire leaders, which isn't bad," And then he slouches back on the chair, "In order to get to them, you must attack them in areas that'll get them riled up, not you."

So he looks at Jeongguk first, silent but then nods to himself, "Woosung is a seducer and a brat. Maybe not to you but that's how he is. He likes being in charge because he is in charge. The more you nudge his dominance, the likely he will be to prove you wrong. So how do you get closer to him? Showing him your dominance, in whatever way suits you two. In that way, once the party is over, he will rely on that as a strength rather than a weakness. Easy."

Wooyoung skips over Jimin, since he was too busy making circles with the smoke and just looks at Taehyung, "You're right, Minho's one tough one to crack through. However, he clearly found it annoying you being with them, so what you must do is be affectionate with these two and you'll see that then he'll want your attention, and will go to great lengths for it."

And lastly he finally looks at Jimin, who just blinks at him sleepily, "Stop being a coward and do something. The guy literally is desperate for you. Show something, anything, literally. Maybe even a smile and he'll go crazy."

"But I don't want him to get the wrong idea-"

"You guys are best friends, no?" Jimin's lips sealed, "Last time I checked, best friends don't avoid their best friends and treat them like shit. Just because he requested to want to do things with you doesn't mean he will do it if you don't feel like doing it. So stop being scared to get closer, that's the only way he can open up to you."

This left Jimin to stay shut because he knows this.

Well in some way Wooyoung's words did hit them a bit hard, but they just let it digest before Jeongguk rolls his eyes.

"Is it necessary for us to act like a couple in front of them?"

"How else are you planning to provoke a reaction?" Wooyoung responds carelessly, "Anyways these are just suggestions based on what I know about them, but you all know better than I do. Whatever makes fit works."

And he suddenly gets up, checking his watch, "Nice chat but I have to go. Work calls. I better here some updates unless you want boss to start ripping heads off."

He didn't even wait to hear a response and just walks out the door; leaving the three in silence.

And Jimin immediately scowls, "This situation pisses me off."

"You're telling me," Taehyung mutters, eyes closed, "So, are you guys virgins?"

This snapped their attention towards him, making Jimin cough on his smoke and Jeongguk nearly choke on his drink.

"The fuck?"

"What type of question is that?"

Taehyung shrugs, keeping his eyes closed, "I will follow Wooyoung's advise and act like a boyfriend to you guys at the party. I just wanted to know if you guys aren't so..... Pure for that attention."

Jeongguk's face scrunches, sitting up now, "What type of attention are you talking about?"

"You guys make me talk so much," Taehyung mutters to himself, waving his hand dismissively, "Ass groping, dick touching, neck biting, you know? The type of shit you see at the corner of every party while people get wasted."

Jimin puts his tube down on his lap, "I'm not a virgin but dare do that shit to me and I'm shoving this tube right up your ass."

"I actually might like that if you put a lube on it," And Taehyung sits up, looking at the two, "Look Minho knows how I am when I'm in a relationship. My partners are usually aware of my need for physical contact. If I can't show that, he won't believe I am in one and only want his attention. I'm a touchy person, I like foreplay and obviously that won't mean anything because we have an agenda."

Jeongguk rolls his eyes and gulps down his entire drink, putting the glass down on the table, "Thanks for telling us your kinks, really appreciate it," And he leans back in the chair, "If I'm honest I really don't care. I just want to see it with my own eyes the evidence that Woosung is being a fake bitch to me. Whatever happens, happens."

Even though Jimin didn't respond to this, in some way he just really wants to get this over with too. The Taemin Wooyoung talks about just isn't the same Taemin he knows, but the only way he'll ever know that is with evidence and that means getting closer to him.

And he knows exactly how to break his heart, but repair it all over again.

So he closes his eyes, taking a puff of his smoke while letting the nicotine into his lungs, "If we're a supposedly couple now, we have to be prepared for that. We can't just go together to a party and do things without making it look natural-"

A finger suddenly is under Jimin's chin and a pair of lips pecks over his, forcing his eyes to shoot open to see Taehyung and aggressively push him back.

Jeongguk starts to giggle.

"Yo what the fuck!"

Taehyung perks an eyebrow, "Making us feel comfortable to act natural enough for the party?"

"Not like that you idiot!"

"So you prefer us to have sex right away or what?"

Jimin groans and gets up, moving to the kitchen, "No! Well, I don't know! But you kissing me out of no where won't make me feel - Oh shit."

When Jimin turns back around, he's met with Jeongguk standing in front of him with his piercing dark eyes looking down at him. It was like this burned immediately exploded. He's not doing or implying anything, only staring at Jimin closely like in that intimidating way he always does.

What is he doing?

He suddenly takes a step forward, making Jimin take series of steps back until he meets the edge of the island, forcing him to jolt on the spot.

From the couch Taehyung smirking to the sight, taking Jimin's tube from the pipe and takes a hit of the hookah as well with the smoke oozing his lips.

Jimin looks between Jeongguk's eyes, who still stares back expressionlessly, leaning forward and rest both hands on either side of Jimin to the island, trapping him.

Nervously Jimin gulps.

"How do you plan to act natural when you can't even handle me standing so close to you, hm?" Jeongguk murmurs lowly, little satoori in his voice that forced shivers down Jimin's spine, "When we go to that party, you and Taehyung are automatically my fake boyfriends to the public, that means.... I get to do what pleases you, right?"

He suddenly leans to Jimin's face, making him hitch his breath in his throat with cautious eyes, "So what pleases Jimin? Do you like kisses?"

Jimin could barely even react, frozen on the spot as Jeongguk slowly grazes his nose against his cheek, soft lips teasingly gliding his jawline.

"Hickeys?"

Jimin bites his tongue, his eyes fluttering a little when Jeongguk just barely pulls away, able to feel the presence of his lips so close to his.

Shit.

"Ah, I know what you like," Jeongguk suddenly smiles, glancing down to his lips, "Foreplay. I can see the way you're desperately trying to control yourself, right?"

This fucker is good.

Real good.

Damn.

Taehyung in the background snickers, lazily getting to his feet and approaches the kids playing before standing behind Jeongguk, ginning as he leans forward towards his neck.

His warm breathe caressing his skin, "At this rate he'll never act natural around you."

Jeongguk smirks, tilting his neck a little, "I think he'll adjust perfectly fine," And he cranes his head back, "What about you? What's natural for you?"

Taehyung twitches a grin, eyes finding Jimin's to see him evidently gulp, "Both of you will find out. Sooner or later, when I don't have this need to throw you both out the window by how badly you two irritate my life."

To brush off the tension, Jimin rolls his eyes, "Feeling is mutual."

"But I'll just say it now," Taehyung states, leaning back, "I like sex. Like a lot. That's why I asked if you guys are virgins because most likely I'll be tempted in that party the more we act like we are in a loving relationship."

"Just because we aren't virgins doesn't mean we'll be open to sex."

Taehyung smirks, "Maybe not now, but I do know how to make someone get riled up real good and I can promise you that you two won't be able to resist me for long."

Oh he's that confident? Ha.

"Talk about sex and we haven't even went on our first date," Jeongguk huffs sarcastically and steps back from Jimin, only to end up bumping into Taehyung from behind him, "We have a task to do. Best believe from my part I will stick to my end to doing what I need to do to accomplish it, and if that means I have to sleep with Woosung, I better not hear bullshit because you guys got attached-"

Suddenly Jeongguk is turned around and Taehyung collides their lips together, hungrily devouring his lips that Jeongguk even lost his balance for a second that Jimin had to hold him upright from the back since he was right behind him.

Taehyung suddenly pulls away, grinning to the ravenette sparkling eyes and snickers, "Try not to get attached to that at the party, I tend to be an aggressive lover," And he moves around him to Jimin, "I'm leaving, want another kiss too?"

Jimin scowls at him, probably even more when Taehyung sends him a flying kiss before chuckling to himself and moving to exit out of the apartment with a faint whistle behind him.

The second the door closed, Jimin pushed Jeongguk off him, scoffing, "Who the fuck does he think he is? Just kissing us like that without even knowing us well!"

Jeongguk indifferently stares at the door, sighing, "It's not that big of a deal. This is only a small portion to what may happen at the party. It's like a preparation."

"That's disgusting."

"Oh please," Jeongguk mutters, turning to him, "You act as if you've never been intimate with anyone before without it being something serious."

"Fake relationships isn't my thing."

"Then don't think of it as a fake relationship," And he crosses his arms over his chest, "This is only temporary until we feel like our friends are close enough. Besides, we probably won't have to be showing anything off more after the party if that makes you feel any better. We probably will be close to them by then."

Well that's true.

After the party they will just have to tolerate posting pictures of each other just to make it seem real, that's it.

This is just a one time thing.

Taemin will probably be closer to him, or Jimin allow him to be closer, by the end of the night.

Alright that's a relief.

Jimin sighs and nods, "Good point," And he eyed Jeongguk, peeking an eyebrow, "Wait so I know Taehyung will have to act that way for Minho's sake but..... We..... We don't have to do that, right?"

Jeongguk eyed him back, grimacing, "As if I want to kiss you."

"Wow thanks."

"But we do have to act like a couple, so I guess holding hands will do."

"I'll kill you if you touch my hands."

"Right," Jeongguk snickers and shakes his head, walking off towards the door, "Known you for less than an hour and already know you don't like soft tenderness but enjoy seductive foreplay, noted."

Jimin's lips gapped, "Wait- No! I don't- what the fuck! I do not enjoy foreplay-"

Jeongguk turns right back around just as he was about to leave, standing right in front of Jimin once again. Immediately Jimin quivers back, nervously avoiding his eye contact.

Dammit.

"Listen, I have to go. The more you argue against me, the more I will react against it," And he grabs the loops of Jimin's belt loops, tugging him closer, "And then we'll never be able to leave, yeah? So give me a kiss so I can know how you like it, to get your precious little Taemin riled up, and we'll be on our way."

Jimin still stands there, feeling this nasty twist in his stomach, but he only scoffs and pushes his hands off him, "I'm not going to kiss either of you, not now or at the party. I can perfectly act like I'm in a relationship without that excessive stuff."

Jeongguk stares at him for a moment, eyes narrowed and a slow twitching smirk, "Ah, I see what's going on now," And he chuckles to himself, "Seems like Taemin isn't the only one feeling a little spark between you two, is that right?"

Refusing to say anything, Jimin only looks away with a deep twitch on his lips. Jeongguk is laughing now, shaking his head, "Well, all I can say is to not let that get in the way from what we have to do. Woosung may be a liar and handful but he's my handful, and I'm not going to let a bullet pierce through his head because someone decided to blind themselves to the truth."

And with that he turns around, walking away, "Get ready Park Jimin, we're about to do a whole lot of shit we never thought we'd do, better start getting to work."

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A/N:

Well.... This party is going to be fun.... Ha, yeah... Maybe..

Perhaps a bit intense.

Alright, let's get it!!

I PURPLE YOU! <33