me: you sleazy rat

You really had to come in on us like that

You could've just watched a porno or sm shit

Chimin: I just wanted to make sure you don't fart in his face😁

me: 😡

Anyway so listen

Taehyung hopped on a plane and is gone to some place

Which means I can do whatever I want 😈

Chimin: And what is that you want...

me: Look

I'm a human

I really want it

And Taehyung doesn't let me have it

So I thought maybe...

Chimin: Me?

Could it mean?

Me?🤩🤩🤩

me: Obviously

You wanna come grab some?

Chimin: I am in the middle of a fan meeting

And then i hv to make love to a lady

But I'll head right over

Your place or Taehyung's?

me: Just let's meet at the food street after you're done with the meet

Your fans probably waited for this for a long time

Chimin: food street?

me: Yea

Taehyung doesn't let me eat from street vendors cause it upsets my stomach and then I have to take medicine which is bad for my kidneys 😒

Chimin: ...

So as I said I am at a fan meet 😡

me: I'll wait 🥺🥺

Chimin: 😤

Why can't I ever say no to you

And you always do

me: When did I ever🙄

Chimin:  Give me a Bj

me: no

Chimin: SEE?

SEE?

me: That's a different thing

Like there are things you wouldn't do for me

Chimin: I'll do stuff like that for you though

me: Jimin

Let's say we were in a romantic relationship

Chimin: Bitch I would spoil you😍😍😍

I'll fucking spoil you with love .attention. sex and money😍😍😌😌😌😎😎

me: Would I be the only woman in your life?

Chimin: Oh so you think you're the only woman in Taehyung's life? 🤣🙄

me: What does that mean?

Is there someone else?😦

Tell me

Tell me you snake😫😫😫😫

Chimin: All in good time cupcake

All in good time

me: I will choke you

I swear I will

Chimin: bye bitch

me: 🖕

A/N: Here's to all my readers who wished me good luck for my exam 💖💖💖💖💖  I love you so much gaaah marry me uwu 😭😭😭

And here's to everyone who kept asking where I was, why wasn't I updating and stuff: guys I mean it's okay if you don't follow me but like it would be sort of nice if you check my profile once in while for answers and because sometimes I post cute stuff you know uwu I love you 💖💖💖💖💖