One more time? Sorry. Ahem.

Anyway. Everyone hates pitching, right? The hands clam up, words don't work anymore, and you suddenly forget everything you've ever written.

Not anymore, bitches! You're going to get this right, and we're going to give you a whole month to do it! 

The best elevator pitches are clear, concise, and memorable. Three important things to remember. And in the spirit of the best things coming in threes, we want a three-sentence pitch of your story.

It can be a story you haven't written yet. It can be your Open Novella Contest entry. It can be a manuscript that you're querying to agents. Whatever it is, pitch it to us in the comments below.

Buying us coffee is a bonus.

You can enter as many times as you like, AS LONG AS the pitch is for a different story. And, as per last time, the entry fee is to tag a friend. :)

The other perk to this contest? You can see if your pitch is working! We encourage everyone to check out the comments and see if any of the pitches tickle their fancy. This won't affect odds of winning, but if you see a cool sounding story and want to know more, let the entrant know! We writers always love a little ego stroking.

The deadline for this contest is March 31st, 12:00 am Atlantic Time! So get tagging, and get your pitches in before then! The top three will receive private critical feedback on their pitch, shoutouts from HurricaneBC and ESHurricane's accounts, AND there's a super special prize in it for the first place winner that will remain a surprise until the end.

Let's get this party started! Happy March Madness, everyone!