We woke up in the desert. Alex stood next to me. Except he wasn't Alex, he was GrandpaAwesome. Lame right.

"Whoa were in minecraft AWESOME!" Alex was dancing with glee. "Lets enjoy this while we can!"

I looked inside the satchel that I had, and saw that I had a map.

"Lets go punch trees!"

I wandered around until I found a forest. Then I went up to a tree and started punching it. I actually didn't feel anything. I saw the tree starting to to crack until it broke. Then the whole tree fell to the ground.

"AAAAHHHH!!!!"

Alex came running over and saw the tree on the ground.

"Oh." He turned around and walked away.

Falling trees!?! What!?! In minecraft trees don't fall! Then again this is real life.

Since I am pro at minecraft, I knew what to do, and after about a hour, I had all stone tools.

This is easy.

Then it turned night.

NIGHT!! MONSTERS!! SAFETY!!

I ran around the forest until I ran into a zombie.

"UUGGHHH"

Is that blood?

Yes its a zombie what do you expect?

Who are you?

You?

What?

I am your brain idiot!

So I am talking to my self. Weird.

ZOMBIE!

OH YEAH!

I started to slash at the zombie, but I realized I had to actually stab it.

Duh!

Be quiet brain!

I stabbed it in the brain and it fell on the ground and died.

SHOOSH!

A arrow went right pass my head and almost killed me. I turned around, skeletons. I charged at the skeleton, matrixed under under his arrow and cut him in half. It had a entire sheath of arrows! Awesome. I took the bow, arrows, and some bones, then I continued on my journey through the forest.