Dear Bob,

Well, here's the latest.

- Got into a fight with Apollogan Jerkface. (two days of nothing. yay team!)

- Had an argument with my parents over the above.

- Alfie and Annipe are doing their own thing and seem to have forgotten how to use their ears and manners.

- Had another argument with my parents over the above

- After talking to Raya, found out Penny has a thing for Zane which is weird cause I always thought her and Drew, but eh... then got into an argument with Penny over the above cause I went to see her about it and she lost her shit that Raya told me.

- Ailin gave me my first council job, and I have to do a stock take of the archives which is ridiculous because I know that's actually someone else job and she's just trying to push my buttons.

- Hades is apparently 'busy' and has postponed our training - whatever.

- Portia came by last night and so far has been the only person I haven't managed to piss off or vice versa. It was nice just to have some company, some easy company. We talked about the Kardashians and taking a trip to a Dash store. Ridiculous, but I loved it. 

All this and it's only Tuesday.

Elise Bunting.
---tba.