Peter and Ned text each other during times in which they really shouldn't.

Set in different chapters of the book. You should be able to tell from the conversations.

^ Except for the first one. The first one just has some explanations.

(Probably not in order or won't make sense. Sorry.)

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DatGuyInDaChair
Hey [05:09]
Hey Pete [05:09]
Pete [05:09]
Pete [05:09]
Pete [05:09]
Hey [05:09]
Hey [05:10]
Hi [05:10]
Hi [05:10]
Hi [05:10]
Hey [05:10]
Hey Pete [05:10]
Peter answer your phone [05:10]
Peter [05:10]
PETER [05:10]
ARE YOU DEAD [05:11]
PETER [05:11]
I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS [05:11]
ANSWER YOUR DANG PHONE [05:11]
I almost forgot how to spell phone [05:12]
^ lol I almost wrote food instead of phone [05:12]
Wow I was laughing about that for four minutes. I'm a sad person. [05:16]
Seriously though [05:16]
Answer [05:17]
Its important [05:17]

SpideyBoi
oh hi [06:59]
what's up [06:59]

DatGuyInDaChair
PETER WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER [06:59]
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD [06:59]
NSUFHJSISHS [07:00]
WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING NOW [07:00]

SpideyBoi
Sorry [07:00]
Its really satisfying watching the numbers change from six fifty nine to seven [07:00]
Anyway what's up [07:01]
Also bro I need sleep that's why I didnt answer [07:01]

DatGuyInDaChair
Thought you patrolled at this hour though? [07:02]

SpideyBoi
I patrol from half four til three. Mr Stark says I apparently need a 'curfew' because I'm 'too freaking self sacrificial for my own good' [07:02]
Except he didnt say freaking. [07:03]
But I wont write that type of language. [07:03]
Its rude [07:03]

DatGuyInDaChair
Anyway you wont believe what I found [07:04]

SpideyBoi
This better be important enough for me to bother waking up to this [07:04]

DatGuyInDaChair
It is [07:04]

[07:04]
And theres loads more if you search it up [07:04]
It's amazing [07:04]
I love it [07:04]

SpideyBoi
... [07:04]
... [07:04]
... [07:05]
... [07:05]
... [07:05]

SpideyBoi has changed their name to Spooder-Man [07:05]

Spooder-Man
That was totally worth waking me up for, Ned. Thank you. [07:06]

~~~

Spooder-Man
lol I just had another argument with tony about me [08:11]

DatGuyInDaChair
and?... [08:11]

Spooder-Man
I be sad :( he's being really unfair! Saying about how I'm vigilante and stuff like iabdiabsian Iron Man used to be a vigilante that hypocrite. [08:12]

DatGuyInDaChair
Wow that is sad [08:12]
Hey, you know what [08:12]

Spooder-Man
? [08:12]

DatGuyInDaChair
You should like get back at him or something [08:12]

Spooder-Man
Nah I gotta go [08:13]
Duty calls [08:13]
And whatever [08:13]

DatGuyInDaChair
Dude school first [08:13]

Spooder-Man
Oh yeah lol I forgot see you in a bit [08:13]

|LATER THAT DAY|

Spooder-Man
OH MY GOD [16:47]
OH MY GOD [16:47]
NED [16:47]
NED [16:48]

DatGuyInDaChair
DUDE I KNOW I CAN SEE THE NEWS [16:48]
ARE YOU OKAY [16:48]
DO YOU NEED HELP [16:48]
WHAT'S GOING ON [16:48]

Spooder-Man
actually nah never mind. That was a pretty chill chat with Tony not gonna lie [16:49]
Thought it was gonna be way worse [16:49]

DatGuyInDaChair
PETER I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT IRON MAN SHOWED UP [16:49]
YOU GOT SHOT [16:49]
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING THIS FACT [16:50]

Spooder-Man
lol what [16:50]

DatGuyInDaChair
THE NEWS SAID YOU GOT SHOT
AND THE NEWS IS NEVER WRONG [16:50]
EXCEPT FOR J. JONAH JAMESON [16:50]
HE'S ALWAYS WRONG [16:50]

Spooder-Man
Oh the camera is pointed at the fight at a weird angle and the bullet just grazed me. No biggy [16:51]

DatGuyInDaChair
DUDE I WAS WORRYING [16:51]
COME TO MY HOUSE NOW [16:51]
I'LL FIX YOU UP OR SOMETHING [16:52]

Spooder-Man
Nah I'm good, gotta get home before somebody finds out I'm gone [16:52]
Bye [16:52]

DatGuyInDaChair
PETERRRR [16:52]
I NEED TO HELP YOU [16:52]
OH NEVER MIND [16:53]
DANG I'M STUCK IN CAPS [16:53]
OH WELL [16:53]
BYE [16:53]

|LATER THAT DAY AGAIN|

Spooder-Man
Yooooo me and captain america just had a bro talk [18:25]

DatGuyInDaChair
You're joking [18:26]

Spooder-Man
I kid you not, dude, I kid you not [18:26]
Well okay kinda a bro talk [18:27]
Tony sent him [18:27]
Cause my grades are falling [18:27]
'Oh no.' [18:27]

DatGuyInDaChair
Dude I got so excited [18:27]
Why you lie [18:28]

Spooder-Man
I no lie! [18:28]
I'm tired [18:28]

DatGuyInDaChair
Its half six but you do you [18:29]

Spooder-Man
LIAR [18:29]
IT ISN'T HALF SIX [18:29]
IT'S TWENTY NINE MINUTES PAST SIX [18:29]
HOW DARE YOU [18:29]

DatGuyInDaChair
sorry [18:30]

Spooder-Man
you should be. I'm gonna ignore you for five whole minutes now [18:30]

DatGuyInDaChair
THATS THE LONGEST WE'VE BEEN APARTTTTT [18:30]

Spooder-Man
*evil laughter* [18:30]
Wait dude we get so off track [18:35]

DatGuyInDaChair
I know right [18:35]

~~~

Spooder-Man
So I was searching up failed Oscorp experiments [09:32]
And there was a spider [09:32]
And it REALLY creeped me out [09:32]

DatGuyInDaChair
And? [09:33]

Spooder-Man
And that's my reason for being late to yours [09:33]
Ha I almost wrote latte instead of late [09:33]
Man I want a latte now [09:33]

DatGuyInDaChair
We'll go out to a cafe or something [09:33]

Spooder-Man
Score! I'll be there in five minutes, ten tops [09:34]

DatGuyInDaChair
Ah I'll have to use that technique more in the future [09:34]
It makes you really determined [09:34]

Spooder-Man
Shut up I'm running [09:34]
And my phone keeps buzzing [09:34]
So shhhh [09:34]

DatGuyInDaChair
Ah sorry sorry! [09:34]
Ah shoot dude I can see you down the street [09:37]
My mom will be suspicious hold on a minute and like calm yourself down [09:37]
Okay cool you look acceptable now [09:40]
And not like you just ran a marathon [09:40]
You can come in now [09:41]

~~~

DatGuyInDaChair
I know you aren't here right now, Pete [20:02]
And I'm sorry [20:02]
Cause I know this is partly my fault [20:02]
It kinda has to be [20:03]
Anyway I'm sorry [20:03]
That's all I wanted to say. [20:03]

~~~

DatGuyInDaChair
Hey, Pete. I hope you're doing okay [18:53]
You've made me type in proper sentences now [18:53]
That never happens [18:53]
I'll see you soon. [18:53]

~~~

DatGuyInDaChair
PETER [22:37]
YOU'RE BACK [22:37]
I KNOW YOU'RE BACK [22:37]
TONY SUDDENLY ENTERED THE SPOTLIGHT AGAIN [22:37]
HE DIDN'T DO THAT AT ALL WHILE YOU WERE GONE [22:37]
OH MY GOD ANSWER ME [22:37]

Spooder-Man
Hey, Ned [22:37]

DatGuyInDaChair
Oh thank god you're back [22:37]
I missed you so much [22:37]
This was all my fault [22:38]

Spooder-Man
I missed you too [22:38]
It's not your fault at all [22:38]
Its whoever kidnapped me [22:38]
Dont you dare blame yourself [22:38]

DatGuyInDaChair
I - okay [22:38]
Love you, Pete [22:38]

Spooder-Man
Love you too man [22:38]
So how have you been? [22:38]

~~~

Spooder-Man
Why does Mr Stark act so weird around me? [17:23]
He acts upset that I don't know him and I don't really understand why [17:23]
He said he's apparently my dad? [17:23]
Ned, you know that I don't have a dad. [17:23]

DatGuyInDaChair
Peter? Why are you saying this? [17:23]

Spooder-Man
Ned, I don't have a dad you know this [17:23]

DatGuyInDaChair
Peter... [17:23]

Spooder-Man
I can't [17:23]
I'm not losing another one [17:23]

DatGuyInDaChair
I'm going to let you come to your own conclusion here [17:24]
I'm not getting involved, it's not my business [17:24]

Spooder-Man
Ned please no [17:24]
Ned I don't understand what's going on [17:24]
Please don't ignore me Ned [17:24]
Ned [17:24]
I can't figure this out by myself [17:24]
Please help me [17:24]

~~~

Spooder-Man
OH MY FREAKING GOD [16:56]
TONY STARK [16:56]
IS MY DAD [16:56]
AND I FORGOT HIM [16:56]

DatGuyInDaChair
I'm just going to let you rant [16:56]
I'm not going to talk [16:57]
Enjoy this peace while it lasts [16:57]

Spooder-Man
I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THIS TO MYSELF [16:57]
LIKE [16:57]
AHHHHH [16:57]
THE AVENGERS CORNERED ME [16:57]
AND STARTED TALKING [16:57]
ABOUT MYSELF [16:57]
AND I WAS LIKE [16:57]
HUH [16:57]
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE [16:57]
AND THEN I SUDDENLY JUST [16:57]
MY MIND WAS LIKE [16:57]
AY YO I'VE DECIDED TO LET YOU KNOW WHO TONY IS NOW [16:58]
AND JUST [16:58]
OH MY FREAKING GOD [16:58]
SUCH BAD TIMING [16:58]

DatGuyInDaChair
... have fun with that Pete [16:58]

Spooder-Man
NED DON'T [16:58]
DON'T LEAVE ME TO MY OWN IDIOCY [16:58]
YOU KNOW HOW BADLY I MESS UP [16:58]
NEEEEEDDDDD [16:59]

~~~

Spooder-Man
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH [18:41]
I USED MY NEW ABILITY TO REMEMBER THINGS TO MY ADVANTAGE [18:41]
TONY NEVER SAW IT COMING [18:41]
neither did I [18:41]
it was a really nice conversation [18:42]

DatGuyInDaChair
I'm happy your life's gone back to normal Pete [18:42]
As normal as it can be anyway [18:42]

Spooder-Man
Oh and me and Bruce had a chat as well but it wasn't like majorly important [17:42]

DatGuyInDaChair
I'm happy its going well Pete [18:42]

~~~

I loki headcannon that Ned stays up late to both show Peter memes and also make sure he's okay

I also personally think that Ned and Peter start talking about something and end up talking about another :) hence the craziness