Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Nigeria and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on Skype, and now we've had 2 months of relationship through viber. I need your blessings and good wishes daddy.

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun on tango. Buy your kids on e-bay, send them through gmail. And if you are fed up with your husband, sell him on OLX.
Nonsense generation! You will divorce on yahoo!                                
Fact: 4 out of every five Edo girls have a connect in Italy.