A class teacher in Nigeria instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they’d like to do in future.

The first to start is Usman, he said;

USMAN: My name is Usman

I will grow up and be a man

I will like to go to Japan

if I can, if I can.

The second student is a girl named Candy, she says..

CANDY: My name is candy

I will grow up and be a lady

and I will like to have a baby

if I can, if I can

And finally, there is Akpos, the original naija guy, he says..

Akpos: My name is Akpos

I will grow up to be a man

to hell with Japan

I'm going to help candy with her plan

i know i can, i know i can…

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Fact: has finished. I don't know what happened to nairaland o.

Question of the chapter: blood money that cannot make you richer than Bill Gates, is that one blood money?

Yes, e weak me too.