During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition,

Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?

Apps did not write anything and kept seated.

The teacher got puzzled, walked to Akpos desk and asked him why he was not doing the exercise.

Akpos replied, "I was killed at the beginning of the war."

I'm not saying I hate my ex, I'm just saying that if I find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone.

That Awkward moment......... When you are laughing so hard with your crush.... Then HEAVY CATARRH jump out of your #FadaLurdTakeMySoul.

Android phones can be so annoying. How do I explain it? I just received a notification that my bible app needs update, please, what does the bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?

IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this...... will I be able to hear angel Michael testing the trumpet two days before rapture??

TroubleMaking is when you are in a canoe in the middle of a river, and you now start singing "Mami water power, powerless
power..."

When you take a girl to ATM she will start apologizing for things she hasn't Done.
"Honey am sorry for shouting at you next week."

When I get a Whatsapp Message asking me to forward it to
10 people or I die in 7 days. I close the message and wait for
death to come.

You are 33 year old and your role model is Emmanuella; can't you see the devil is using your life to play naira bet?

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