1. When men say women are evil  I just laugh. What do you expect from the only creature that met the devil one on one?

2.Not all marriages start with "will you marry me?" Some start with "I am pregnant."

3. It's only in Africa that people don't rest. Even after death, they still work as Ancestors or gods, busy eating kola nuts and demanding schnapps and fowls.

4. Actors and Actresses kiss each other for like 10 seasons and don't fall in love, but this girl just clicked "like" on your picture and you have been thinking about it for days.

My Brother, whatever is wrong with you, we all don't know...But we will pray for you.

5. Stupidity is when you have headache and instead of buying Paracetamol, you use the money to buy airtime and log onto Facebook to post "Feeling headache" with 57 others, just to get comments like "Get well soon, Sorry dear "

Your foolishness is beyond repair.

6. People say falling in love is d best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you have a running stomach is truly the best feeling.

7. Don't say money changed them. You didn't text them when they were broke REMEMBER

8. As she returns from the valentine break, my brother give her at least three months before you do anything with her. Except you're ready to father somebody's child.

9. My Sister, when your boyfriend's main girlfriend sends you a text that reads "please leave my man alone" tell her to attach a copy of her marriage certificate and a testament of him saying he wants to be left alone.

10. I thought I knew English until l heard my neighbour explaining difference between Email and Gmail.

Email is a mail sent by electricity.
Gmail is a mail sent by generator.