A boy dropped a girl off at her house, puts his hands on the wall, leans in and asks her,

Boy: Can I kiss you?

Girl: No, not today.

Boy: Please.

Girl: No...

This goes on for about 10minutes until the girl's eldest brother shows up at the gate.

Brother: Dad says whether you kiss him or not, it's your decision. But tell that idiot to remove his hand from the intercom. Everyone at home is listening to your conversation.

Fact: Nigeria is China's largest market.