An angry wife to her husband on phone.

Wife: where the hell are you?

Husband: honey, you remember that gold shop? Where you saw the diamond necklace and totally fell in love with it..

Wife: (relaxed) yes, my king

Husband: remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I’ll buy it for you one day..

Wife: (totally relaxed with a smile and a blush) yes i remember my love!

Husband: good, I'm in a barber shop next to that shop.

Fact: Nigeria has the highest number of slang in Africa, second only to USA in the world.