Maheshwari Mension

Sameer ghar k andar aata h.
Sam- hey nanu.
Nanu- aagya mera sher..

Nanu sofe pe baithe hote h sameer jake unke pairo k pass niche baith k unke lap m sar rakh leta h.
Tbi pichhe se koi sameer k kan khichta hai.

Sameer- aaa... Baby kya kr rhi ho...
Nani- Baby.... Baby hogi teri girlfriend...
Sameer- Han to aap hi to ho meri girlfriend... Meri hot si sweet si pyari si girlfriend. [he saying this and pulling her cheeks..]
NM- Chal hat.. makkhan lagana bnd kar... Ye bta phle subah bina nashta k q chala gya tha. Maine tera favourite nashta banwaya tha.
S- sorry nani ma late ho rha tha.
Nanu- Aaj to tu gya...
Vishakha- Isko dande se marna chahiye..
NM- Q mere bachhe k pichhe pade rhte ho tum sab...

Sameer back hugs nani.

S- dekho na nani ma ye log kitne bure h maine subah se kuch khaya b nhi aur ye log marne ki bat kar rhe h.
V- Jhuth bol rha h ye bilkul jhut
Nanu- aur nhi to kya iske wo rahu ketu dost k hite hue ye bina khaye aajae. Waise wo dono hai kha aaye nhi tere sath.
Munna & Pandit- Tumne pukara aur ham chale aaye..
Pandit- Nani bhut bhookh lagi hai.
Munna- hann nani kuch achha sa khila do..
NM- haan haan chalo fresh hoke aao tum teeno jaldi.
Sameer- Maa Rohan kaha h subah se dikha nhi.
V- Pdhai kar rha h exams aane wale h n. Teri tarah thode h wo.
Sameer- Obviously meri trh to koi b nhi ho skta.. bcoz i am sameer the sameer maheshawari. Bhagwan ji ne ek piece banaya h.😎

Scene change- Agarwal house

Naina- Chachu chachi kah ho aap...
Annad- Aagyi toofan express..
Bela- Bhagvan jhuth na bulaye beta.. itna chilla q rhi  hai yhi to h ham.
Priti- Are mummy samjha karo. Ye kb chillati h aise.
Annad- Jab ise kuch chahiye hota h... Bta ab jldi..
Naina- Chachu college m prom partu hai.
Bela- Aur tujhe shopping krni h.. hai na ...
Naina while hugging bela- I love u chachi. Aap meri bay bina bole hi jan lete ho.
Bela[ patting naina's cheeks] - Beta maine tujhe paida bhale nhi kiya par pala h maa hu teri..
Priti- ye achha hai mujhe bhul hi gye.😔😔
Annad- aaja tu b... Aur ye lo mera card jao shopping kr aao dono. Aur jo b chahiye le lena.🙂🙂

Tabi pichhe se awaz aayi- O bai.. [ lo aagyi moti]

Tajii- O bai! Annad babu in ladkiyo ko zyada sar pe chadane ki zarurat nhi hai. Khas kar is jali kundali ko.Paida hote hi maa ko kha gyi uske bad dus sal ki umar m bap ko. Tb se hamare sar par baithi h. Mai to kehti hu iski shadi kra k mukti paa lo aap b. Pta nhi jis ghar jaegi us ghar m b manhusiyat failaegi. Aur iske liye aap apna paisa q barbad kar rhe ho... Kamati hai na to kharid le apne paise se... Mai to kehti hu aap iss manhus se ghar kharch bhi liya karo...

Pichhe se awaz aayi.. bass........