AS: haseena ji hum nay kaha tha na hum Ammi k faisaly Kay khilaf nahi jaen gay.

Ammi: dekha kitna samjhdar hai humara damad. Ek tu hi na samjh hai bus. Hum toh bus chahtay hain k tujhe pooray reeti rivaj k Sath  rukhsat Karen Anubhav k Sath. Ta kay samjh tum dono k rishtay par ungli na utha sakay.

AS: Ammi apko hum dono k rishtay say koi aaiteraz nahi hai.

Maa: nahi humain koi aaiteraz nahi hai, isliay toh hum nay Noor Jehan behan ko subha subha yahan bulaya hai ta k woh haseena ko Sath lay jaen aur hum usay rukhsat kar k apnay aashirwad k Sath ghar la saken.

HM: Ammi she hugs her.

Ammi: hamesha khush raho meri bachi hum jantay hain tum dono ki Khushi ek dosray k Sath hai Karishma nay humain sab bata diya tha Anubhav k baray mei.

AS: Ammi humain samjh nahi aa rha k hum kaisay apka dhanewad Karen. Ap nay humain maaf kar Kay hum par buhat bara ehsaan kiyà hai.

Ammi: Anubhav tumharay hi wajah say humari bachi k chehray par Khushi aati hai. Woh tujh say buhat pyar karti hai hum jantay hain sirf tu hi hai Jo usay khush rakh sakta hai.

HM: Ammi hum buhat khush hain , Anubhav hum nay ap say Kaha tha na hum Ammi ko mana lyn gay dekha mana liya na

AS: ha dekha maa or karishma Singh nay manaya hai sab jantay hain hum ap kaisay dar rhi thi Ammi k samnay aanay say. Ab thanee chalen dyar ho rhi hai.

HM: ha chal rhy hain bus 5 minute mei ready ho k aatay hain.

Ammi: or ha thanee say sedha ghar aana tum. Agar tumhain hum nay Anubhav k Sath kahen ghoomtay dekha toh zayda samay nahi lagay ga humain apna faisala tabdeel karnay mei.

HM: Ammi kiyà hai hum apnay pati say ab mil bhi nahi saktay kiyà?

Ammi: haseena kuch toh sharam lehaz kar baron k samnay kiyà bol rhi hai tu.

Maa: behan ji Kiya ghalat Kaha hai haseena nay Sahi toh keh rhi hai pati hai yeh nalaiq uska.
Anu ja ja Kay haseena ko thanee chor k aa.

HM: nahi hum khud chalay Jaen gay.

AS: nahi hum apko chor aatay hain thanee phir hum wahen say head quarter chalay Jaen gay.

HM: ap k sath humain thanee nahi jana Anubhav.

AS: par kyun haseena ji humaray Sath janay mei kiyà diqqat hai apko.

HM: agar ap yeh chahtay hain k sab k sab humaray Sath Sath apki tang khenchain toh chalen Sath, phir bata dijeay ga sab ko dyar say aanay ki wajah.

AS: nahi nahi ap hi jaen hum yahen theek hai.

HM: kyun apko dar lagta hai na MPT k logon ka samna karnay mei?

AS: nahi bus Pushpa ji say dar lagta hai humain woh kuch bhi bol dayti hain, or Santosh Sharma woh toh itni masoom hain k banday ki bayizzati kar dayti hain aur unhain pata bhi nahi chalta, or humari behna ki bsndooq mei gooli har waqt load rehti hai kabhi bhi kahen par bhi Kisi par bhi chal jati hai or bachay becharay do shreeman Jo humari tarha Shareef hain.. ek billu ji or cheeta chaturvedi ji..

HM: phir toh ap humaray sath chalen gay bus.

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Haseena enters in MPT , pushpa, Karishma and Santosh gives her weird look. Haseena scared and check her face and clean it with handkerchief. But still they stares her. Haseena becomes more scared and salute them and try to escape from there but Pushpa ji block her way and checking her checks and neck.

HM: kiyà kar rhi hain ap Pushpa ji.

PS: Ms hum nishan dhoond rhy hain..

HM: Kaun say nishan.

KS: Ms aaj k din Kam say kam off lay layti ap, bhaiya k Sath kuch time spend karti.

SS: ha humain toh laga tha k ap aaj nahi aaen gi, magar ap aa gaen.

HM: ap sab ko aaisa kyun laga k hum nahi aaen gay?

PS: aray Kal apki or sir ki shadi hui hai raat ko ap dono dyar say soey hungay or thak bhi gay hun gay toh isliay humain laga k ap aaj nahi aaen gi.

SS: ha na Pushpa ji nay nani bannay k sapnay bhi deekh liey thy.

HM: Pushpa ji ap Sapnay chor k duty par dhayan dyn toh zayda acha hoga.

PS: Ms hum say ab kiya chupana ap or sir toh...

HM: ek lafz aur nahi Pushpa ji warna Karishma Singh ki jagha hum apki line hazir kar dyn gay. KS agar koi naya case aaya hai toh uski details lay k humaray cabin mei aaen.

KS: ji MS. Sun liya Pushpa ji ap nay ab ap kuch bhi dharnaey nahi banaein gi.

PS: santu hum keh rhy hain na tum say hum nay Ms k galay par nishan dekha hai.

SS: ho sakta hai kisi machar nay kata ho

PS: aray santu itna bara machar thori na hota hai koi.

AS: yeh kiyà ho rha hai ab dono kis vishay mei vartalap kar rhi hain.

SS: sir pushpa ji ko lagta hai k Ms k gardan par Jo nishan hai woh ap nay diey hain. Love bites...

AS: Pushpa ji ap kaisay kuch bhi sooch layti hain humaray or Haseena ji k beech aaisa kuch nahi hua hai.

PS: sir phir woh nishan..

AS: Sahi Kaha tha haseena ji nay apki dharnaey matlab kuch bhi sooch layti hain ap kaisay Pushpa ji aaisay khayalat aatay kaisay hain ap k dimagh mei.

Haseena comes out by hearing noise.

HM: kiyà hua yahan itna shor kyun ho rha hai or apko head quarter Jana tha ap gay nahi abhi tak?

PS: dekha santu shadi ko ek din nahi huay Ms kaisay sir par hukum chala rhi hain.

HM: Pushpa ji ek minutes ap khamosh rahen gi hum pooch lyn.

AS: hum bus ja hi rhy thy apko yeh apka mobile daynay aaey Jo ap gari mei bhool gae thi, or yahan pushpa ji k kalpanain sun k hum dar gay.

HM: aaisa kiyà Kaha unhon nay.

SS: mei batati hun Ms woh Pushpa ji ap k gardan par Jo nishan hai uski baat kar rhi thi k kahen woh Kal raat sir nay toh nahi diey.

HM: apka kuch nahi ho sakta pushpa ji ap is nishan ki baat kar rhi thi? ( Showing her mark) yeh humara birth mark hai.

PS: par hum nay aaj pehli bar dekha hai.

HM: ha pehli bar isliay dekha hai k roz hum make up say isay call ver kar laytay thy.

PS: oh acha jabhi hum nahi deekh patay thy .

HM: ab apko sab clear ho gaya hai toh please sir ko janay dyn unhain buhat Kam hai or humain bhi.

SS: ji MS humara ho gaya kyun Pushpa ji.

PS: chup karo..

Haseena gives them deadly glares.

AS: hum bhi chaltay hain..

HM: ji.

KS: Pushpa ji ap k dimagh mei yeh saray khurafat Kahan say aatay hain pehlay humara or lalla ka Jeena haram kiyà tha ab Ms ka.

PS: toh hum nay kuch ghalat thori na Kaha.

Haseena shouts from her cabin.

HM: ks lagta hai Pushpa ji ko retirement ki buhat jaldi hai, agar with h kahen toh hum aaj hi sir say baat kar Kay unki yeh iccha poori kar daytay hain.

PS: nahi MS hum Kahan kuch keh rhy thy..

KS: bus ab sab apna Kam karen or humain or Ms ko bhi apna Kam karnay dyn.

Karishna is going to haseena's cabin but pushpa says again.

PS to santu: bahu Rani kiyà Kam thi ab Ms bhi unhi ki tarha batein Kar rhi hain. Yeh dono naand bhabhi hum say humari naukari cheen k hi rahen gi... Jalad dayan humari bahurani ka asar ho rha hai humari bechari Ms par..

KS: hum gay nahi hain pushpa ji sab sun rhy hain hum.

PS: sorry 😔.

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AS: haseena ji Kiya aaj duty k bad ap hum say kahen bahir mil sakti hain???

HM: ha par kyun?

AS: woh humain ap say kuch zaroori baat karni hai.

HM: ap humaray ghar aa jaen.

AS: nahi humaray ya ap k ghar nahi kahen aur wahan toh maa or Ammi hungi humain ap say akelay mei baat karni hai. Raat ko kahen dinner par bahir chaltay hain bhojan bhi ho jaey ga or humari baat bhi.

HM: toh ap sedha sedha kahen na pehli bar ap humain official date par lay jana chahtay hain.

AS: nahi haseena ji date par toh lovers jatay hain hum thori na premi premika hain. Hum toh bus yun hi ap k sath bhojan Karna chahtay hain.

HM: acha toh ap humaray boyfriend nahi hain Kiya?

AS: nahi..

HM: kyun ?

AS: humara matlab hai k hum ap k boyfriend thy par ab nahi hain.

HM: ab aaisa kiyà ho gaya hai phir.

AS: aray ap nay hi toh hum say rishta khatam kiyà tha haseena ji ap bhool gaen itni jaldi.

HM: hum nay kab Kaha hai aaisa Anubhav.

AS: aray Kal raat hi.. ap nay toh zid ki thi shadi k liay or jab pati patni bannay k liay Puranay rishtay toh tornay hi hotay hain na.

HM: oh acha ap nay humain dara hi diya tha par kis nay Kaha husband wife date par nahi ja saktay.

AS: nahi ja saktay hain haseena ji.

HM: Anubhav ap kiyà Kal say humain haseena ji haseena ji kahey ja rhy hain Priyee kahen na humain acha lagta hai.

AS: acha ji toh ap ko humara apko  Priyee kehna pasand hai.

HM: ha ab toh ap officially bhi keh saktay hain humain.

AS: nahi haseena ji officially thora samay hai , hum ap say usi vishay par baat Karna chahtay hain. Ammi or maa nay shadi ki dates decide kar li hain.

HM: kiyà apko pata hai kab ki date decide ki hai, humain bataya bhi nahi Ammi nay. Kahen 2-4 mahinay  toh nahi kahay hain na hum apko bol daytay hain Anubhav, itna lamba hum say intezar nahi honay wala, aaj raat ko hi ap humain apnay Sath ghar lay k chal rhy hain bus, pata hai Kal raat humain kitni sakoon ki neend aai thi.. nahi hum aur 4 mahinay ka intezar karnay lagay toh aaisa na ho phir apka koi mission aaey or phir ap chalay jaen or hum phir itnay dino tak apkay intezar mei sakoon say Soo bhi na saken. Nahi Ammi or maa say kahen 2-4 din mei karni hai shadi toh kahen warna hum ap kay Sath hi rahen gay pooray patni k adikar k Sath chahay samjh kuch bhi kahey. Humain nahi parwah.

AS: shant Priyee shant ap apnay dimagh par kitna zor dalain gi. Bina kuch sunnay itna lamba bhashan day diya. Shadi aglay haftay hi hai.. shub mohrat aglay shukarwar ka hai.

HM: next week yeh bhi buhat dour hai Kal parso ka mohrat nahi tha kiyà?

AS: haseena ji apko kuch zayda hi jaldi nahi hai humaray pass aanay ki.

HM: nahi ap k pass aanay ki jaldi nahi hai humain dar hai k kahen dyar na ho jaey or humain phir ek lambi judai sehni paray hum us say dartay hain Anubhav. Agar phir say humari qismat nay kuch kheel racha toh hum seh nahi paen gay.

AS: Priyee abki bar aaisa kuch nahi hoga.
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Flash back ends...