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3. Hey you can change names!

Tree, Bottle, Pie, Liy and Pillow are online.

Pillow changed Tree's name to Gay motherfucker.

Gay motherfucker: Huh!? What the!?

Pillow: Good morning :)

Liy: You can change names?

Pie: Oh

Gay motherfucker: Hey! I'm not completely gay!

Pillow: So? You are still gay for that asshole

Bottle: That's so cool that you can change your name!! :D

Lightning, Fanny and Remote are online.

Fanny: What the fuck

Fanny: Who in the world is Gay Motherfucker

Gay motherfucker: It's me, Tree

Remote: Last time I checked you were Omniromantic.

Pillow: Wtf even is a "omniromantic", just say your gay

Lightning: Uhm, to clarify, it's someone who's attracted to all genders romantically...

Fanny: So he doesn't want to have sex

Lightning: I guess so?

Gay motherfucker changed their name to Tree.

Liy: Isn't that pansexual

Pie: No

Tree: No

Pillow: Still weird! I will stilll call you gay anyway

Tree: Whatever...

Bottle: Can i change your name now, tree??

Tree: Uh

Tree: Sure?

Bottle: Yay!!

Bottle changed Tree's name to Best nature friend ever.

Best nature friend ever: Oh

Remote: Aww. That's sweet.

Bottle: :3

Pillow: Meh

Pie changed their own name to Blueberry Pastry.

Blueberry Pastry changed Remote's name to Battery Lover.

Battery Lover: You're not wrong.

Pillow: Thats so basic, boring!

Fanny: Seriously, do something more entertaining

Best nature friend ever: Like what

Pillow changed Pen's name to A guy who likes to suck dicc.

Lightning: PILLOW!

Pillow: :)

Fanny: Wow that actually made me laugh

Blueberry Pastry: Pillow the heck!?

Battery Lover: Dear electricity.

Liy: What the fuck!?

Bottle: What does that mean??

Pillow changed Liy's name to Whore who wants to fuck with a robot.

Whore who wants to fuck with a robot: PILLOW THE FUCK

Battery Lover: Is the robot referring to me.

Best nature friend ever: STOP

Bottle: What's a whore??

Blueberry Pastry: Don't ask

Lightning: Oh my cloud DON'T DO MORE

Fanny: Do more

Pillow changed Lightning's name to I wish i had a dick.

I wish i had a dick: NO I DON'T

Bottle: Wha? I'm so confused,,,

Battery Lover: Pillow.

Best nature friend ever changed Pillow's name to Mistake.

Mistake: Oh?

Best nature friend ever: You are a mistake

Mistake: Okay :)

Mistake changed Best nature friend ever's name to Let me fuck you bh.

Let me fuck you bh: I hate you

Fanny: That's my line

Fanny: Anyway keep going

Mistake: Okay :)

Whore who wants to fuck a robot: NO NO

I wish i had a dick: STOP PLEASE

Blueberry Pastry: No!

A guy who likes to suck dicc is online.

A guy who likes to suck dicc: Hey sup guys

A guy who likes to suck dicc: WTF ARE YOUR NAMES RN!?

Let me fuck you bh: Look at yours!

A guy who likes to suck dicc: WHAT!?

A guy who likes to suck dicc: WAIT WTF.

A guy who likes to suck dicc: PUTANG INA MO, PILLOW ANO ITO!?

Mistake: :)

Bottle: What???

Whore who wants to fuck a robot: This is madness. This is absolute madness.

Blueberry Pastry: Don't go murder mode please

Battery Lover: That's the last thing we need...

Mistake changed Blueberry Pastry's name to Im wet for a glassy woman.

Im wet for a glassy woman: Are you kidding me!? No!

Bottle: What does that mean? Can someone please tell me??

I wish i had a dick: No!

Let me fuck you bh: Absolutely not!

Fanny: This is the most entertainment I have ever received, thanks

Mistake: Welcome :)

Mistake changed Marker's name to Stupid guy with a weird voice.

Im wet for a glassy woman: At least that's not inappropriate i suppose...

I wish i had a dick: What did Marker ever do to you!?

A guy who likes to suck dicc: Buwisit ka! Anong ginawa namin sayo!?

Mistake: Existing :)

Bottle: Uhm....

Mistake: Ooo I forgot about 3 people...

Mistake changed Battery Lover's name to A worthless robot.

Mistake changed Black Hole's name to If theres a hole theres a goal.

Bottle: Wha?

A worthless robot: Wow

Whore who wants to fuck a robot: THATS IT. I HAD ENOUGH

Mistake: Hehe, you can't get me!

Whore who wants to fuck a robot is offline.

Let me fuck you bh: I actually hope she tortures you, Pillow

Mistake: Well see :3

Mistake is offline.

I wish i had a dick: At least she's gone...for now...

Stupid guy with a weird voice is online.

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Hi guys!!

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Wait huh?

A guy who likes to suck dicc: Buwisit si Pillow.

I wish i had a dick: Sorry about this, Marker. Pillow did this

Fanny: Yep

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Is my voice really that weird?..

Bottle: I don't think so!

Let me fuck you bh: ...Sort of

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Aww :(

A worthless robot: At least you can change your tone and laugh genuinely.

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Wait actually, who's "I wish i had a dick" and "Let me fuck you bh"?

Let me fuck you bh: I'm Tree, the other is Lightning

Stupid guy with a weird voice: Wait what?

Im wet for a glassy woman: I'm gonna change my name

Im wet for a glass woman changed their name to Blueberry Pastry.

Bottle: Wait wait!! Can I do it??? :3

Blueberry Pastry: Sure?

A guy who likes to suck dicc: I prefer anything other than this rn bro

Bottle changed Blueberry Pastry's name to 🫐 Blueberry Pastry 🥧.

🫐 Blueberry Pastry 🥧: Oh you're adding emojis

Bottle: Yep!! And I'm gonna give you all new names now!!

Fanny: Great

I wish i had a dick: Thank you Bottle...

Bottle: :3

Bottle changed A worthless robot's name to 🔋Robotic woman🪫.

🔋Robotic woman🪫: Interesting.

Bottle changed A guy who likes to suck dicc's name to 🖊️ Cool filipino guy 🇵🇭.

️🖊️ Cool filipino guy 🇵🇭: Can i change it into something else bro, I'll keep the emojis

Bottle: Okay??

🖊️️ Cool filipino guy 🇵🇭 changed his name to 🖊️  🅱️en 🇵🇭.

🖊️  🅱️en 🇵🇭: Yeah bro this is perfect

Let me fuck you bh: It's worse than the one Bottle gave you but ok

Bottle changed Let me fuck you bh's name to 🌳Best nature friend🏞️.

🌳Best nature friend🏞️: Thanks, finally

Bottle changed Whore who wants to fuck a robot's name to ⚡Short tempered lesbian♀️.

🔋Robotic woman🪫: You're not wrong.

I wish i had a dick: At least it's accurate?

Bottle changed If theres a hole theres a goal's name to 🌌 Best space man!! 🌠.

🌳Best nature friend 🏞️: You named him that on purpose didn't you

Bottle: Hehe, of course!

Bottle changed I wish i had a dick's name to ⚡Cool zapper⚡.

⚡Cool zapper⚡: Oh, yeah I kinda like this!

Bottle changed Stupid guy with a weird voice's name to 💜 Dirt loving guy ⬜.

💜 Dirt loving guy ⬜: Yay i'm not called a stupid guy anymore!

Bottle changed Mistake's name to 🔪Killer🩸.

🌳Best nature friend 🏞️: Accurate enough...

Bottle changed Fanny's name to 🟦 Hater! ⚪.

🟦 Hater! ⚪: It's basic but whatever, I don't hate it that much.

Bottle: That's all! :D

⚡Cool zapper⚡: Can someone give Bottle a nickname?

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭: Bro wait I got the perfect one

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭 changed Bottle's name to 🧴  Glassbian 💠.

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭: Get it?

🧴 Glassbian 💠: Oh!

🌳Best nature friend ever 🏞️: You mixed "Glass" with "Lesbian"

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭: Yeah bro

🫐 Blueberry Pastry 🥧: It fits

💜 Dirt loving guy ⬜: Yep at least!

🧴 Glassbian 💠: Yay!

🧴 Glassbian 💠: You guys didn't answer my question tho...

🌳Best nature friend 🏞️: What?

🧴 Glassbian 💠: What does whore mean? And what does "if theres a hole theres a goal" mean??

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭: Nah

🔋Robotic woman🪫: For your safety I will not be explaining that.

⚡Cool zapper ⚡: Yeah...

🌳Best nature friend 🏞️: Yep. And it's lunchtime now, see you guys

🧴 Glassbian 💠: Oh! Yay! Bye!!

🖊️ 🅱️en 🇵🇭: See you later bros

💜 Dirt loving guy ⬜: Yeah bye guys!

🫐 Blueberry Pastry 🥧: Bye

Everyone went offline.



To be continued.

(Ah man, I sure do love making chaos :))

(In all seriousness, I'm sorry for the sudden inappropriate jokes made here, it was really just to entertain some folks here, and I already did put in the warnings that there will be some...not so friendly chapters here and this is one of them-)

(Anyway, uh, I dunno what else to say so, hope you enjoyed this chapter!)

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