Russia: Hey, what's the best thing to cure an upset stomach?

Ame: @DetroitVernors4lifee

Michigan: Heyo what's needed?

Russia: Yakutsk's not feeling well and refuses to have any broth and rice.

Michigan: Stomach ache?

Russia: Yeah.

Michigan: You're gonna need Vernor's.

Russia: …what?

Michigan: I know it seems weird but Vernor's ginger ale really does wonders for an upset stomach. I don't know why, but I just trust the fact that it does.

Russia: I- huh??

Michigan: I guess it's what you'd call ‘Michigander medicine’.

Nazism: My chest hurts.

Michigan: … @Ineedtosleep @AAAAAAAAhiAAAAA Nazism is at it again-

Soviet: Nazism stop.

TR: Too done for this shit.

Nazism: Does Vernors help with that?

Michigan: Not with a gaping hole in the chest.