HEY.

YOU.

KID.

GET IN MY VAN!!

I'M TAKING YOU TO MY UNDERGROUND MUSICAL CULT™

LEZ GOO!!

In my Underground Musical Cult™, no one is judged! We're all fam here!! ^-^

Lol except for LafLiza shippers lmao who the fuck ships that

ANYWAYS

Here we all praise multiple Gods- i mEAN ACTORS/ACTRESSES/CHARACTERS...

I myself praise Will Roland {wHO AM I KIDDING, I ALSO PRAISE JARED KLEINMAN-} because that 40% of me that is gay turns straight for him.

*whispers* And that's very rare :o 

sO YEAH.

We have vodka but if you lack the balls then Hercumom Mommygan will make you something to eat that fits your category of pussy

We strongly advise you not to steal from Lush.

Oh yeah we do bowling on Sundays.

We even have our own band!! I play the saxophone 🎷*insert sexy music*

{But then again my inner Filipina makes me play the ukulele-}

{AND YES.. I WAS AT SOME POINT TAUGHT HOW TO PLAY THE UKULELE. NO, I'M NOT PLAYING IT FOR YOU, OKAY?? I SOUND LIKE A DYING GIRAFFE-}

So join us, Billy, Timmy, Jeffery, Thomas, Ann, Madison, Jenna, Chole, all you basic bitches!

Join us!

*chanting/whispering in the background* one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us, one of us-

iN MY CULT WE HAVE DARYL

DARYL THE PONY

AND HE'S BEEN LOOKING FOR A GIFTED YOUNG RIDER-

hA

∀H

H̸̩̱ͥA͕̜̖̐͆͑̈

~ Tarrii & Chai