"What crap?" Arnav grits his teeth in anger, turning his face away, calming himself a second later.

"Humne kuch galat kaha kya? Jaanu!" Khushi hides her smile as stresses Jaanu.

(Did I say something wrong? Darling?)

"What the hell!" He gazes at her, widening his eyes a little, disbelief written on his face.

"Hell nahi, Jaanu hai Jaanu! Ham sweetheart bhi bol sakte agar apko pasand nahi aaya toh."

(Not hell, Darling it is, Darling! I can call you Sweetheart as well if you didn't like it.)

Arnav's glare was enough to kill everyone standing in front, except his wife.

She decides to throw a quick Sorry and continue her Drama — 100 ways of irritating ASR.

"Sorry! Agar aapko Sweetheart bhi pasand nahi aayi, toh hum Pati Parameswar bhi bula sakte. Aapki marzi me hi hamari kwaish hai, Swami!"

(Sorry! If you didn't like Sweetheart, I can call you hubby dear. Your wish is my wish, Swami!)

Khushi pretends to blush and Arnav narrows his gaze at her non-stop Drama.

Such a Drama Queen she is!

"Lord Governer was better than all these!" he mutters, and walks away to the washroom, taking the towel his wife has so-lovingly-or-is-it-dramatically, set aside for him with his favorite perfume on the side which he doubted she made some ched-chaad with them.

Turns out he was wrong and so, and not-so lovingly, calling her a pagal in his half-American accent, goes to freshen up.

Khushi on the other hand dances in her own crazy way singing in her oh-so-beautiful voice, not loudly tho, while the shower runs in the washroom.

"Aaj mousam hai suhana,
laad governer ko sathane ka hai bahana,
Swami ki hogai dhulai ab khush hone ka hai zamana, la la la la..

100 ways of irritating ASR Mission has been successful and it's just the start!

*The End*

ched-chaad - playing or messing them

pagal - crazy