Crackfic between Super Senior William Thompson and Satoru-chan /help

Warning!
Inappropriate Joke ahead!
(If Owner of Celestial Pirates no like, I'll delete em!)

Made cuz of boredom + wild Catruru on wrong page.

NotSharuru
This is your punishment, now go meow meow or something.

- Eradicator -
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"G-GY-GY-GYATT!?!??!?"

"BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY-"

Satoru Ishikawa glanced in disgust and anxiety as there was a 16-year-old-looking teenager who kept having his eyes on his...yeha, gyatt. If I said that word, I'm gonna fuckin die.

"Just ignore that weirdo...I sure hope he's just being weird, Cap." Kyutaro advised the captain of the Celestial Pirates as he pushed..him? Wait no, he hadn't gotten back that gender vital from Gio...so that must be a 'she'.

"Does it grip?"

"What."

"Does it grip..? Oh my god, it does grip!"

"Alright, now you're going to far, stranger!" Sorakichi was the first to step up for his captain. "Listen up, kid, I don't care if you try to do anything with my captain. But you're not going to violate him- wait, him or her?"

"Him."

"Oh, so that's a guy?"

"Used to."

"Even better."

"Okay, now you're going too far." Sora pushed him...wait how tf did he pass Infinity. "I cannot accept you doing devious activity to my captain..! Even if he's hot or whatever, we will not let you do anything with him!"

"Does it grip?" That same, boring question. William had asked again...but more serious. He was determined to get womanized Satoru, who had a disgusted look at him. "I said, does it grip?"

"Alright, you need to stop your super senior speech or anything!" Kyutaro joined Sora, trying his best to protect his captain's mentality. "Hell no, we would never let you touch him without consent!"

"..."

"Oh yeah, by touch here I mean by having contact. Nonetheless, get out here as quick as possible or you'll get what you want!"

"Is it elegant? Is it nice? Is it a nurse's body? I GYATT to know!" William exclaimed even more of the nonsense, creeping all of the Celestial Pirates. "That heavenly pleasure...I must grab it! I must taste it-"

"World of Darkness."

"Ah?" The senior looked up, as a black orb-looking hole formed from the ex-detective hand's slowly forming, before being launched towards him.

An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object...what would win?

This is the power of darkness...

Nearby essences were sucked in, leaving nothing remained of reality, even the senior...

"Damn, he was that easy?"

"Cap, you can head to the Laboratory first, we'll deal with this guy if he is still alive."

"Got it." Satoru nodded before teleporting around the whole land using Control. Surely this isn't the end, right?

"I wasn't done talkin.."

"What the, how did you-"

"So...you're gonna do this, the easy way...or the hard way." William reappeared towards the Celestial Pirates' face, a face clearly twisted and crazy...exactly like Order. He isn't here for jokes.

"Like I said! You're violating our captain, and that's against our rule!" Kyutaro shouted in annoyance as he formed a sword of darkness, watching as everyone else get their weapons ready.

"I see...Your choice has been made.."
William's face barely left any sanity.

"Domain Expansion: Infinity."
"Everyone, be careful!"

That warning was too late...everyone has gotten in Infinite Void's guaranteed range..A truly divine technique even surpassing the strongest.

"Wait hold on where's William!?"

"Mmmm...Ooo?" Female Satoru noticed a headband while walking down the snowy path. Curious, like every human, she kneeled down to pick it up.

That headband wasn't anything special though, just a scientist's headband...

But..the forbidden rule..
"Cap, remember to never kneel down when you encounter a Gojo fan! They'll violate you!"

"Did you pray today, Miss Satoru?"

"Did I wha- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING-"

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"Yeah..I basically found your captain laying on snow, shivering from the cold.." Said Gio, glancing at the injured (?) Satoru.. "The injuries are mostly located around the waist and pelvis, though I'm sure hell be fine after a nighty rest."

"Thank you, Mister." Katsura nodded. "How long will he need to rest again?"

"3 days...approximately 3 days. Because these grips..they're so harsh it hurted Satoru from the inside. Here, look."

Gio showed Katsura what was under Satoru's shirt...2 bruises that resembled fingers..

"I guess sh- I mean he, was yeeted around by a culprit while being held on the waist...but there's no sign of damage from other vital parts." Gio explained the complexity, only showing someone's devious and malevolent intention...but not for killing?

"I see. Thank you, again, Mister."

"Anytime! Now go get your awakening chop chop! I'm ready to charge the machine!"
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Average William behavior.

If Mr. Ruru feels uncomfortable when reading this, I'll remove as quickly as possible!

Oh btw, only Satoru's legs were hurted...nowhere else-

- Narrator