Claramond: *looks around the room* Scorpius? Is he here?

Scorpius: *walks into the room* Hey Claramond, what's up?

Claramond: You have a question to answer.

Scorpius: Awesome, what is it?

Claramond: So this question is submitted by the admin! She asks, "Scorpius, do you like green apples? Just curious."

Scorpius: Yes, I do like green apples, but I prefer not to steal them from my father, he eats way too many of those for his own good.

Claramond: Why can't you eat some you deprived child?

Scorpius: I prefer to keep #DRAPPLE together so I can get some ridikkulus pictures.

Claramond: Siriusly?

Scorpius: I'm dead Sirius.

James: Stop with the Sirius puns, I get it, it's my middle name!

Scorpius: Oh, you're so Ron, you ridikkulus child.

Claramond: Please, submit your questions so that the lonely admin can relax reading Harry Potter fanfictions? She says she loves writing, she just hates creating questions and dares. Please, ask us questions and save the admin!

Albus: The admin is weird.

Claramond: The admin IS weird.

Harper: *randomly apparates* The admin is crazy! *apparates*

Claramond: So please, ask us some questions!

Yup, I'm the crazy weird admin! Thanks so much and please, ask the characters some questions and some dares! This is really fun to write!