draher says, "Scorpius, I dare you to make Draco do the Harry Potter Puppet Pals thing. I also dare you to steal Draco's apples, and hope he doesn't kill me, Sarah, while you, me, Holly, and Albus are eating Draco's apples. Then, you and Harper have to rate it out of 10."

Scorpius: I can't do that! My father will kill me! Literally speaking, he'll ground me forever.

Claramond: C'mon, Scorp, let's do this!

Albus: For me? *puppy eyes*

Scorpius: *kisses Albus* Fine. For you.

Scorpius walks over towards Draco.

Claramond: *apparates with Harper*

Draco: Hello, Scorpius. Do you need something?

Scorpius: Say hello, Draco.

Draco: You know not to call me by my first name, Scorpius.

Scorpius: Say hello to the audience!

Draco: *rolls eyes* Hello? Now, what are you doing?

Scorpius: *smirks* *petrifies Draco* *carries him to a cage with hamsters* Draco likes hamsters.

Hamsters: *eating Draco's hair*

Scorpius: *un-petrifies Draco*

Draco: SCORPIUS, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

Scorpius: *takes Draco out of the cage* *pours honey on Draco* Draco likes honey.

Draco: *groans* PLEASE, NO MORE HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS!

Claramond: *passes Scorpius a toothbrush*

Scorpius: Draco likes mint toothpaste. *starts scrubbing Draco's face with a toothbrush*

Draco: SCORPIUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *confused*

Scorpius: *throws a bucket of coins on his face*

Draco: *winces and tries to dodge the coins* Oh god.

Scorpius: Draco likes money. *throws more money at him*

The money sticks to his face because of the honey.

Scorpius: *starts drawing with Sharpie on Draco's face* Draco likes face paint!

Draco: What do you think you're doing?

Scorpius: *starts pulling on his ear with pliers* Draco likes pliers.

Draco: NO, NO I DON'T! OW! SCORPIUS!

Claramond: *imperios Draco into staying still and lying down near a bunch of bowling pins*

Scorpius: *rolls a bowling pin down* Draco likes bowling.

Draco: OUCH! SCORPIUS!

Scorpius: *makes Draco do a cartwheel* Draco likes cartwheels.

Draco: *tries to do a cartwheel, but falls on the floor*

Scorpius: *lights a match* *un-imperios Draco* *starts chasing Draco with the match* Draco likes fire.

Draco: No! No, he doesn't! PUT THAT MATCH DOWN! My father will— nevermind.

Scorpius: *still chasing Draco*

Draco: SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY, PUT THE MATCH AWAY!

Scorpius: *smirks and continues to chase Draco with a match*

Claramond and Albus: *laughing like crazy people*

Scorpius: *still chases Draco with a match*

Draco: *runs away and takes a shower to clean himself off* *storms out of the room to find Scorpius*

Scorpius: *in head* I'm grounded now. *out loud* *laughing*

Draco: *finds Scorpius* *sees the match* HOLY SH*T! *blows out the match*

Scorpius: *laughs*

Draco: SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Scorpius: *laughs* That was a dare.

Harper: Guess who's here, Malfoy?

Draco: *rolls eyes* HARPER WILLOW GRANGER, DID YOU DARE MY SON TO DO THE HARRY POTTER PUPPET PALS DARE?

Scorpius: *steals Draco's green apples and hides them*

Harper: I wish. It was Sarah.

Draco: *rolls eyes* Her and her crazy dares! At least she's not as bad as the scary reader!

Harper: She was awesome!

Claramond: *smirks*

Draco: *rolls eyes*

Holly, Sarah, Albus, and Scorpius gather the green apples in the kitchen and start eating them like pigs. Both Claramond and Harper are aware of what's going on.

Draco: *looks in his room for his green apple stash* WHERE ARE MY GREEN APPLES?! SCORPIUS, I TOLD YOU! THE RED ONES ARE YOURS, THE GREEN ONES ARE MINE! SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY! GIVE ME BACK MY APPLES!

Harper: *laughs*

Draco: ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER AND CLARAMOND PANDORA LOVEGOOD! IF YOU LITTLE PEOPLE STOLE MY GREEN APPLES, YOUR PARENTS WILL GROUND YOU FOREVER!

Claramond, Albus, and Scorpius: *laughing*

Harper and Draco: *walk down the stairs*

Draco: *sees Holly and Sarah* HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!

Harper: Apparation, obviously. *smirks*

Draco: *rolls eyes* *sees his green apples being eaten by Scorpius, Albus, Claramond, Holly, and Sarah* NO! DON'T EAT THOSE!

The rest of the crowd: *laughing*

Sarah: *to Draco* Long time, no see?

Draco: *rolls eyes* STOP EATING MY GREEN APPLES! SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY, PUT THAT DOWN! ALBUS SEVERUS POTTER, IF YOUR DAD FOUND OUT FROM ME THAT YOU WERE DATING SCORPIUS—

Albus: *gasps*

Scorpius: *also gasps since he never told his father*

Draco: *laughs* It'sall over your face.

Scorpius and Albus: *in shock*

Draco: *gestures to their linked hands* *resumes yelling* FROM ME, HE WOULD FLIP! CLARAMOND PANDORA LOVEGOOD, IF I TOLD YOUR MOTHER A RANDOM LIE ABOUT YOU DATING A... *stops to think about a person she might be dating, but fails* NARGLE, SHE WOULD FLIP!

Claramond: *laughing* You think I would actually date a nargle.

Scorpius: *laughing loudly*

Draco: HOLLY AND SARAH WHATEVER THE F*CK, I NEED MY APPLES TO MYSELF!

Everyone but Draco: *laughing uncontrollably*

Claramond: Scorpius and Harper, rate this 1-10.

Harper: Even though I haven't done this in years, this is amazing. I rate this an 11/10.

Scorpius: Same. Still embarrassed though.

Albus: About what?

Draco: About what?

Scorpius: Er...

Draco: Oh. It's me, isn't it. *smirking*

Scorpius: *nods* I didn't realize you knew!

Draco: *gestures towards Scorpius's and  Albus's faces* Oh please, son, it's plastered all over your face!

Claramond: *laughs*

Harper: *laughs like a hyena*

Albus: Don't tell my dad, Mr. Malfoy.

Draco: You can call me Draco, you know. I saved your life, so... *smiles*

Albus: *smiles* Oh, sorry, Draco. Please don't tell my dad about two things. One: That you think Claramond is dating a Nargle. 2. That I'm dating Scorpius.

Draco: The first one was a joke, I swear! And of course not. Harry can't tell these things like I can. I'm sure Ginny figured it out though.

Scorpius: *laughs* *blushes* I hope not!

Holly and Sarah: Hey Draco, we stole your apples! *apparate home*

Draco: *rolls eyes*

Harper: *apparates home*

Scorpius: Sorry, Dad, that was a dare.

Draco: *laughs* It's fine, Scorpius, you must read Ask Draco Malfoy to realize how many awful dares I've gotten. Harper was brutal! Worse than Claramond!

Claramond: I'm not bad. Both Phoenix and Harper are way worse.

Albus: True. I've met Phoenix, she's a bit on the crazier side.

Draco: True.

Albus' hands link with Scorpius's.

Draco: Okay, that's cute. *gesturing towards their hands*

Scorpius: *scared* Don't tell Harry, Dad. Don't tell Harry.

Albus: Yes, please Draco, don't tell Harry.

Claramond: For the love of god, Draco, don't tell Harry.

Draco: Why would I tell my former enemy who his son is dating?

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I'm thinking of torture my friends by making them have individual ask or dares. And vote by commenting. Please, only vote twice at the most!

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Please vote so I know who to torture next!

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~Claramond