LilianaPotterWeasley says, "Could you revive the Marauders (except Peter) and Fred? And I dare the Marauders, Fred, George, Roxanne, Fred II, James Sirius, Lorcan, and Lysander to prank everyone else. Claramond can help if she wants."

I'll be labeling James Sirius Potter as James Sirius and James Charlius Potter (Harry's dad) as James. Just a reminder.

Claramond: Yay! I'm helping my half-siblings! *apparates with Lorcan and Lysander*

Lorcan: Why are—

Lysander: We here?

Claramond: Time to prank people! *revives Fred, James, Sirius, and Remus*

James Sirius: *studies James, looking him up and down* So you're the man I was named after?

James: Say what now?

James Sirius: *studies Sirius* Alright. So I was named after Marauders. Interesting. Nice to meet you, Padfoot, Prongs, Moony.

Marauders: Hi, guys!

Sirius: You're James Sirius, I presume?

George: *walks down the stairs and finds Fred* *starts sobbing* FRED!

Fred and George hug, shorting joined by the entire clan of kids that are in the room. Soon enough, Sirius, James, and Remus join the hug.

Claramond: I'm Claramond Lovegood; sorry for not introducing myself earlier. I'm the daughter of Luna.

Fred: Hi, Claramond!

Lorcan: I'm Lorcan.

Lysander: He's Lysander!

Claramond: No, Lysander, you are.

James: *laughing*

Fred II: I'm Fred II.

Fred: *to George* You named your kid after me?

George: *smiles* Of course! Now, time for prank pulling! What should we do?

James Sirius: I have the invisibility cloak; maybe we should scare Al and Scorp.

Claramond: Nah, they'll catch on. How bout Harry and Draco?

Fred II: *smirks* That's perfect. Maybe for Harry, we could fake being dementors?

James: I never thought we would be pranking my son, that's for sure. *laughing* But sure, I'm all in!

Sirius: Way to go, Prongs!

Fred: Prongs?

James: No prob, Padfoot.

Fred: PADFOOT??

George: Prongs as in the Marauder? Same with Padfoot?

Remus: *laughs* Of course.

Fred: Why did you confiscate the Marauders' Map, Professor Lupin?

James: Moony, you were a professor?

George: MOONY?!

Fred: YOU KNOW THEM?!

James Sirius: *laughing*

Remus: Ah. *laughs* Well, James, Sirius, and Peter became animagi to keep me company while I transition into a werewolf. And we created that map because we were bored in Hogwarts.

Sirius: Yup, that's how James, Peter, and I became Prongs, Padfoot, and Wormtail!

Remus: And I'm Moony cause werewolves and full moons.

Fred and George: *in shock*

Fred II: *also in shock*

Roxanne: *knows that they're the Marauders and laughs at her father, uncle, and brother for being idiots*

Sirius: Let's go prank Harry!

Everyone: *cheers*

James Sirius: Alright. I'll get the invisibility cloak and I'll act like a ghost, scaring Dad.

James: Pee in a bucket, Pads.

Roxanne: *rolls eyes* We're not doing that.

James Sirius: I'll get grounded forever!

Fred II: *smirks* Blame it on Albus.

James Sirius: Then Albus has to join us. *groans*

Claramond: Come on! I'll convince Al and Scorp to talk to Draco about random stuff.

Roxanne: No.... let's not.

Claramond: Fine.

Lorcan: OOH! LET'S HIDE ROSE'S HOGWARTS:A HISTORY—

Lysander: BOOK!

Claramond: *smirks* That's perfect.

Remus: I guess Sirius, James, Fred, George, and I will apparate with you guys?

James Sirius: I can apparate too, you know. *smirks*

James: *rolls eyes* Fine. It's not my fault if your dad gets mad. Lily and I have seen how his temper can get while we're in heaven.

James Sirius: *laughs* Ask Teddy, he's experienced the worst of it. By the way, at the end of this, Remus, you need to reunite with Teddy.

Remus: *smiles* You didn't have to ask.

They all apparate to the Granger-Weasley household, where they hide all of Rose's and Hermione's books at eat all of Ron's chicken.

Ron: *stomping down the stairs* ROSE! HERMIONE! HUGO! WHO STOLE MY CHICKEN?!

The Marauders' and the gang: *laughing behind a wall*

Fred II and Fred transfigure Ron's chicken into fake chicken.

Ron: *fist bumps his hands together in triumph* YAY! CHICKEN!

Rose: GET A LIFE, DAD!

Everyone: *laughs*

Hugo: GEEZ, ROSALINE, CALM DOWN!

Rose: *slaps Hugo* THE NAME IS ROSE!

Hermione: KIDS! STOP FIGHTING!

Ron: *bites into the fake chicken* THE CHICKEN IS FAKE!

All of us: *laughing*

Fred steps out from behind the wall and hides under the table. Fred hexes Ron.

Ron: HARRY!

Fred steps out from under the table.

Fred: Good day, Ronald. *smirks*

Ron: *attacks Fred in a hug* FRED!

Hermione: WHERE DID MY BOOKS GO?!

Rose: I DON'T KNOW- UNCLE FRED?! *runs up to him* Oh my god!

Hermione: FRED?! *joins the hug with Hugo, Rose, and Ron*

Remus: I know I'm not nearly as exciting, but hello, Ron and Hermione. *smiles*

Hermione: Professor Lupin?

Ron: Oh my god, it's Professor Lupin!

Hermione: That means Sirius is here too!

Sirius: *nods* Don't tell Harry yet. We have to prank him first.

James: Hello there.

Hermione: Harry, you're already—

James: *shakes Hermione's hand* James Potter, nice to meet you.

Hermione: Oh my god! You're Harry's dad!

James: *smiles*

James Sirius: I swear this is real; I saw it myself!

Everyone: We know, James Sirius. We know.

James and Sirius: *grinning because Harry named a child after them*

Claramond: I know. *smiles* I revived them. We've gotta go prank the others. Like Allie and Scorpie! And Drakie-poo, or should I say Ferret Boy? And the others, of course.

Ron: FERRET BOY!

Claramond, the Marauders, and the rest of the Next Gen gang here (except Rose and Hugo) apparate into the Malfoy Manor.

James: What does Draco dislike?

Sirius: I know Lucius loves hair gel.

Claramond: Draco uses magic, not hair gel.

Sirius: Ah. *dismisses the idea* Have any ideas, Moons, Prongs?

Claramond: I know he loves green apples.

Fred: Maybe we can transfigure them—

George: Into fake apples?

James Sirius: That card's expired.

Fred II: How about we eat them all and leave the cores everywhere?

Claramond: *shrugs* That'll work. We could revive Bellatrix and Voldy?

Remus: His boggart is his father...

Roxanne: That's mean. Don't apparate with his father; that'll terrify him!

Claramond: That idea's dismissed.

Remus: Well, I heard from Harry he was turned into a ferret in fourth year.

Claramond and Roxanne: *eyes light up*

James Sirius: Maybe we could transfigure everything into ferrets and buy Scorpius a pet ferret?

Fred II: *apparates with a ferret* I paid for it, I promise.

Roxanne: *rolls eyes* You sure bout that, brother?

James Sirius: He's positive. *winks*

James: *rolls eyes* You probably drive Harry insane.

Claramond: Albus says he drives him insane.

Fred and George: PERFECTO!

Claramond: *whispers* QUIET!

Fred and George: Sorry...

Claramond: It's alright.

Everyone gets under the invisibility cloak, eating Draco's apples and throwing the cores everywhere. James and Remus, the most gifted at transfiguration, starts transfiguring everything into bouncing ferrets.

Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!

Everyone except Draco: *laughing*

Claramond: *silencio!*

The others become quiet.

James Sirius transfigured Draco's robes into a ferret onesie!

Draco: SCORPIUS WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME?!

Everyone: *laughing*

Draco: DON'T STEAL THAT INVISIBILITY CLOAK!

Scorpius: Father, I'm going out!

Draco: NO, YOU'RE NOT, SCORPIUS HYPERION MALFOY STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO BLOODY FERRETS!

Roxanne: *secretly hands Scorpius a ferret*

Scorpius: AWWWW! *looks at the ferret and holds it* Can we keep him? Please?

Draco: NO, TURN MY STUFF BACK INTO MY STUFF!

Scorpius: *looks around, weirded out* That wasn't me, Father. Albus can testify!

Draco: Albus is here?!

Albus: *runs down the stairs* Hey Mr. Malfoy, Scorpius didn't do anything. Trust us on this one, if you please.

Draco: *rolls eyes* THEN WHO DID?!

The gang: Sorry, Draco.

Claramond: We're sorry, Mr. Malfoy. *transfigures everything back* *tosses a bucket of hay onto his head*

Draco: *cleans it up with magic* What was that for?

Claramond: Harper would be happy with me for doing that, that's for sure.

Fred: NOT SO FAST!

Draco: Fred Weasley?

Fred: *nods*

Draco: *wiped tears away from his eyes* Look, Fred, George, I'm sorry for treating you the way I did. George can testify. Fred, I attended your funeral, crying up a river over your gravestone. I will always miss you terribly, Fred, please forgive me.

Scorpius: *in shock* He knows how to apologize?!

Albus: *nudges Scorpius*

Scorpius: Sorry. I missed you too, Fred. Please, if you do anything, forgive my father. He was so sad after your death and he barely knew you; he's filled with regret. Moldy Voldy died at your expense and life f*****g sucks.

Fred: *to Draco* *about Scorpius* I think I like this kid. *hugs Draco* Malfoy, I was mean, too. I saw you at my funeral from heaven, crying more than your father's little face when he realized he wouldn't get out of going to Azkaban.

Draco: Call me Draco, Fred, I wish to make amends.

Fred: Yes. As long as Scorpius gets to keep the ferret. *smirks*

Draco: Scorpius, you got lucky. You get a pet ferret!

Scorpius: YAY!

Albus: *holds Scorpius's hand* I knew you would do it, Scorpie.

Scorpius: Don't call me that. *laughs* Bye, Father! Us and the ferret are going to Albus's house! *walks out with Albus*

Draco: *as Scorpius walks out of the house* ASK FIRST NEXT TIME!

Remus: Hey, Draco?

Draco: *in shock* Professor Lupin?

Remus: Hey, I'm back!

Draco: I'm sorry my father got you fired.

Remus: I resigned.

Sirius: I'm back too. Sorry for calling your father those names.

Draco: *scoffs* HE DESERVES IT, THAT A*S!

James: My name is Draco Malfoy. I'm a racist, I despise gingers and Mudbloods. I also despise Gryffindoor house and my parents work for the man that killed your parents. Want to be my friend?

Draco: *rolls eyes* A Very Potter Musical. Really? Also, Harry, you look older.

James: *facepalm* I'm not Harry, I'm James Potter, his father.

Draco: Oh. My bad.

James: How did you know about A Very Potter Musical?

Roxanne: Probably Claramond. *laughing*

Fred II: Or Scorpius after Claramond finally showed him.

Remus: Or maybe Draco showed him Potter Puppet Pals too?

Draco: *rolls eyes* Not that dare from my childhood. That was terrible. Thanks a lot, Harper Granger and Harry Potter. *scoffs*

George: Draco likes fire! *lights a match* *chases Draco with the match*

Claramond: GUYS!

Everyone: *looks at Claramond*

Claramond: We have to resume with the pranks, remember?

Draco: *looks confused*

Sirius: Say Hello Draco!

Draco: *rolls eyes* Hello, Draco.

Claramond: We have to go finish our mission.

They all apparate into the Potter household. Harper sits on the main couch with a cup of tea in her hand. Harper sees them walk in, but doesn't say anything. The gang goes to Albus's room, where he and Scorpius are talking.

Scorpius: You know I like you, right?

Albus: You just like me? *frowns*

Scorpius: I like like you.

Albus: *facepalm* We're not f*****g twelve. I love you, Scorp.

Scorpius: *smiles* I love you too. *kisses Albus*

Albus: *kisses back*

Claramond: *squealing*

Sirius: Silencio!

Claramond: *is unable to squeal* *in head* SCORBUS! SCORBUS TOGETHER FOREVER! YOU HAVE WAITED 1,000 YEARS!

James: *dumps a bucket of water on Albus's and Scorpius's heads, but they're still kissing* *steps out from the invisibility cloak*

Albus: *pulls away from Scorpius* *studies James*

Claramond: *laughing because she knows what Albus is going to say*

Albus: Geez, dad, you got old.

James: *laughing* I'm your grandpa, Albus.

Albus: *jokingly* You got color contacts, too!

Everyone: *laughs*

Albus: Is this James or Fleamont? *studying James*

James: Hi, Albus, I'm James Potter, your paternal grandfather.

Albus: Geez, mate, didn't expect you to be this formal.

Scorpius: *laughing*

James: Do your parents know of Scorbus?

Scorpius and Albus: *shakes their heads*

Scorpius: I haven't even told my father I'm bi.

Albus: I haven't told my parents I'm pan.

James: Well, Harry's be accepting. I'm sure Draco'll be too. And if Draco's not accepting, I'm sure Harry will be glad to have you here.

Scorpius: *smiles* Thanks, Mr. Potter. *pauses* Is it Mr. Potter or Mr. Mr. Potter?

Everyone: *laughing*

Remus: Draco did fail to expose you to the world.

Albus: *looks confused*

Remus: I'm Remus Lupin by the way. I'll say hello to Teddy soon. Where is he?

Albus: He's living happily with Victoire, but he's staying here for a day to visit us!

Remus: *smiles* How convenient.

Sirius: I'm Harry's mysterious godfather by the way.

Albus: *laughs*

Scorpius: Very funny, Padfoot. *laughs*

Fred: HEY!

Albus: Uncle Fred? *hugs Fred, crying*

Roxanne and George: *join the hug*

Everyone else: *joins the hug*

Claramond: We've gotta go prank Lily, Harry, and Teddy now!

They all enter Lily's room,  with Roxanne, Fred II, and Lorcan polyjuiced as Lysander.

Roxanne as Lysander: Hello, Lils. Wanna go out with me?

Lorcan as Lysander: NO! NO ME!

Lily: No! We're friends. Just friends.

Fred II as Lysander: You sure bout that?!

Lily: *rolls eyes* Listen, impostors. I don't need a man.

Lysander: *smirks*

James: *in the invisibility cloak* *pours a bucket of hay*

James Sirius: *pours a bucket of water from outside the invisibility cloak*

Lily: WHY HAY?! JAMES SIRIUS POTTER, YOU IDIOTIC CHILD?! *finds James Charlius Potter* Uh.... can't pinpoint the name to the face, hold on.

James: I'm James Potter. As in your grandfather, not your brother.

Lily: *smiles* Ah. Nice to finally meet you, Grandpa. I know Dad would love to see you.

James: I know so.

Sirius: I'm Harry's mysterious godfather!

Lily: I thought you would be more intriguing, like an Agatha Christie murder suspect.

Sirius: Is that a compliment or an insult?

Lily: *laughs* Trust your gut.

Remus: And I'm Moony!

Lily: Ah. Teddy's father. You should reunite with him; he'd be so happy to see you. As am I. *hugs them three* *sees Fred* UNCLE FRED?! Have you seen Uncle George yet; he'd be so pleased—

George: I have.

Lily: *smiles* Now... um... I need these Lysanders to get back to their normal selves.

Lorcan, Fred II, and Roxanne show themselves, right before all of the prancing gang enter Harry's room in black cloths, resembling dementors. They placed the flying charm on themselves so they could fly in the cloths.

Harry: *pushing Ginny back* Ginny, watch out!

Ginny: I could do this myself, you know!

Harry: EXPECTO PATRONUM!

The patronus charm blows off the cloths off the gang.

Ginny: Hey, would you be a deer and—

James: *turns into a deer*

Harry: *in tears* Dad?

James: *turns back* That's me.

Harry: *hugs James*

James: *hugs back* I've missed you, son.

Harry: *after a few minutes, finally pulls away* SIRIUS! *pounces himself onto Sirius* I've missed you, Snuffles!

Sirius: *laughs* *hugs back* I've missed you too, Prongslet.

Harry: *looks confused* You've never called me that.

Sirius: I did when you were little. Also, Siriusly, Harry, it's Padfoot, not Snuffles.

Harry: Sorry, Sirius. Force of habit.

Sirius: *laughs* Don't apologize* *turns into a dog and starts licking Harry's face*

Harry: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Sirius: That's me! *laughs*

Remus: Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Harry: *pounces himself onto Remus* I've missed you, Professor Lupin!

Remus: For the last time, I haven't been your professor in over 20 years! *hugs back*

Harry: FRED! *hugs Fred* Thanks, Claramond. Harper did that too, with us, when we were children. It was nice. It's nice you picked that up. *smiles*

Claramond: Let's go prank Teddy, shall we?

Harry: May I help out?

Claramond: *smiles* Of course. Roxanne. Act like you're pregnant with Teddy's baby.

Roxanne: NO! YOU DO IT!

Claramond: Fine.

Fred II: I WANNA DO IT!

Everyone: No, Fred!

Fred: That would be hilarious. Alright. *makes Claramond's belly look pregnant*

They all enter Teddy's bedroom, where he's staying for a few days to visit them.

Roxanne: TEDDY!

Teddy: *laughs* It's Ted.

Roxanne: EDWARD REMUS LUPIN, GET YOUR ARSE AND OPEN THE DOOR!

Teddy: *opens the door* Did Scorpius and Albus make you be their surrogate? Did James get you pregnant?

Claramond: *blushes* Teddy, the baby is yours! You fired the birth spell on Victoire and it went wrong and I took a fertility potion and I can't do this! *hyperventilating*

Fred II: *carrying Claramond to the bed* GET HER ON THE BED! GET HER ON THE BED!

Claramond: MY WATER BROKE!

Teddy: Uh... You're fifteen? *yelling* ALBUS?! YOU DIDN'T DO IT WITH CLARAMOND SO SHE COULD HAVE YOUR BABY, DID YOU?!

Harry: *walks into the room* Edward Remus Lupin, what were you thinking?!

Teddy: *looking really confused* I'm over 21 now, Harry, I can drink.

Harry: You were happy with Victoire and then you cheated on her WITH CLARAMOND?! A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL THAT IS RAPE!

Teddy: Harry, I didn't!

Harry: Don't "Harry" me! I know exactly what you did and that's unacceptable!

George: He's right, Teddy, he's right.

Fred: How wrong of you to have a baby with a teenager!

James Sirius: *feels Claramond's belly* THE BABY IS OKAY! Stay hydrated, Clara.

Claramond: Done! I'm expecting...

Teddy: I know, is it a boy or a girl? And who is the actual father and why are you framing it on me? *stands up* JAMES SIRIUS POTTER, I SWEAR!

Harry: *pushes Teddy back into a sitting position* EDWARD REMUS LUPIN, DON'T YOU DARE GO BLAMING MY SON FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS! I'll have to report this to the Ministry...

Teddy: But Harry—

Harry: Don't, "But Harry," me, I know d*mn well what you did. As do you. Stop playing innocent.

Teddy: *looks really confused* Harry, I didn't do anything!

Harry: As if! Don't lie to me, you're like a son to me, you act as if I don't know when you're lying!

Teddy: Then your nose would just be getting longer and longer.

George: STOP PINNING THIS ON ME! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! NOW GO APOLOGIZE TO CLARAMOND NOW!

Teddy: Sorry, Claramond?

Claramond: *smirks at Remus, Sirius, and James in the invisibility cloak*

Invisibility cloak people: *throw hay and pregnancy tests on Teddy*

Remus steps out from the cloak.

Remus: EDWARD REMUS LUPIN—

Teddy: *looks shocked* Dad.

James: Hi, I'm Harry's father. Apologize to Harry and more importantly, Claramond.

Teddy: Sorry, Harry, Claramond?

Sirius: I'm the Agatha Christie murder suspect according to Lily Luna, Sirius Black.

Harry: This is all your fault!

Teddy: All my fault? More like Moldy Voldy's fault! More like your fault!

Harry: *in head* I know Teddy resents me for his parents' death... *out loud* I'll send you to live with your great-aunt!

Teddy: The sane one of the crazy one?

Harry: The insane one!

Teddy: She's dead!

Harry: Right... And Claramond's not having a baby. Sorry for getting so mad at you for literally nothing.

Teddy: THANK GOD! HARRY F*****G POTTER, I SWEAR! *hugs Harry* I prank people all the time! I understand it's all in good fun, don't worry!

James: Don't swear at my son like that! That's what I'm supposed to say, but honestly, I would be doing the same thing...

Remus: Teddy—

Teddy: *in tears* Dad. *attacks him in a hug* I've missed you.

Remus: *hugs back* Same goes to you, Teddy. We've taken this prank way too far.

Claramond: *changes her belly back to normal* *in head* I wish I was the surrogate for the Scorbus baby.

Admin: We took this prank a bit too far. Sorry, Teddy!

Teddy: It's alright, admin, you're so concerned! The look on your face is priceless!

Admin: *facepalm* *hugs Teddy*

Teddy: *hugs Sirius* You're the Agatha Christie murder suspect?

Sirius: Yup.

Harry: SAY WHAT NOW?!

Remus: Ask your daughter.

Harry: *laughs*

Teddy: *hugs James* Harry's father! So this is who Moldy Voldy killed to make a horcrux!

Harry: How do you know about that?

Teddy: I've read books about the Battle of Hogwarts; they're in the History of Magic curriculum these days.

Roxanne: Nope, not James, but Lily, Harry's mum.

Teddy: Ah. Well nice to meet you, Mr. Potter! Prongs, right? Prongs, Padfoot, and Moony!

Marauders: Yup.

Harry: Well that was fun. Torturous for Teddy, but fun for the rest of us.

Teddy: HEY!

Harry: It's true.

Teddy: Yup.

Claramond: AND SCORPIUS GOT A PET FERRET!

Well, hello there. I take after my beloved uncle, Fred, by our shared love of pranking people. That was tons of fun! We took our prank with Teddy a bit too far, but Teddy seemed okay with it in the end.
~Fred 2.0

Hey! It's Claramond! Those pranks were fun, but were taken too far at times. Scorpius did get a ferret and we saw Scorbus kiss! Also, we reunited with some of the dead, which was emotional, but great. Those were the great parts!

I'm thinking of torturing someone with their private Ask Or Dare since torturing  Roxanne is so much fun! I have four choices to vote from, please cast a vote! As soon as this gets 20 votes, I'll do it!

Vote here for James Sirius!

Vote here for Albus Severus!

Vote here for Scorpius Malfoy!

Vote here for Teddy Lupin!

Thanks so much and happy reading!
~Claramond.