Person: and this is my pet Eret.

Rose: awe sweet.

Me: Hey! Nice to meet you Ferret. I mean...

Scorp: you called.

Me: ah. Yes. Time to discuss that time you called Rose the um, eh-hem.

Rose: what?

Scorp: *eyes wide* WHY?!?!

Me: oh, the readers are... curious.

Scorp and Rose: why?

Me: hehehe, no reason.

Scorp: fiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeee.

Me: don't pull a Sid. (Lol Sid kept autocorrecting to Sod, my irl friends will get it).

Scorp: so, who should go first.

Me: I wanna hear Roses side first.

Rose: Fine. *rolls eyes*

Me: stop getting distracttted.

Rose: Ok, so imagine sitting in your room

~flashback~

Rose: *reading a book*

Me: we need to gooooooo.

Rose: fiiine. *closes book* *goes into the common room where I should be waiting*

Rose: *stops cause she hears Scorp*

Scorp: Honestly Rose is just a cotton-headed ninimuggen.

(Me: that is enough out of you logic. ((Lol just skip to 3:20 in the video and after the gasping you can continue the chapter)) I need help).

Rose: *literally frozen in place* *ignores Scorp for weeks possibly months*
~flashback ends~

Me: wow, ok. There's two sides to every story though *cough I believe Rose*, so your turn rodent. -_-

Scorp: wow, ok that's not exactly how I remember it.

~le flashback numrou duel~ (duel is two in Korean I just don't know how to spell it)

Scorp: *talking to someone* Rose is *quietly* not *normal voice* is a cotton-headed ninimuggen.

~Flashback end~

Me: well Rodent why on Earth would you even insult the Flower to begin with?!?!?!

Rode- I mean Scorp: because people were pressuring me into doing it!

Me: mmmmmmhmmmmm