Rose: Look there's my owl.

Hedwig Jr: *smacks Scorps head*

Rose: *does charm so Hedwig Jr can speak*

Hedwig Jr: Outta the way got important owl shit to do.

Scorp: What even. That was rude.

Me: Hedwig Jr learned from the best.

Rose: If you're trying to say Hedwig Jr learned it from me.

Me: oooo, nope I'm talking about me.