Someone: my patronus is a ferret.

Harry: *laughs*

Scorp: what's so funny?

Al: yeah dad.

Rose: no siriusly uncle Harry?

Harry: guys come over and I'll tell you the story of Draco Malfoy the amazing bouncing ferret.

Scorp: I don't like the sound of this.

Time skip to the Malfoys at dinner

Scorp: So dad. Mr. Potter told us a story. Apparently you were turned into a ferret in your fourth year by Mad-eye Moody? *takes bite of pasta*
Draco: I don't know what hes-
Lucius: Draco you sent me a letter complaining about it.
Draco: My father will hear about this! Wait...

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