Rose & Scorp: *in a battle about their wits and how they got it from which parent and who's smarter*

Scorp: My father excelled in Quidditch in fact he still does.

Rose: My mother- my mother was complete shit at Quidditch and still is, but, what does that have to do with academics?

Scorp: *disregarding the last comment* good thing you take after your aunt Ginny and father in Quidditch then, huh?

Rose: Well, yeah but what does this have to do with academics?

Me: *in a corner covering my mouth so it's muffled* kiss kiss kiss kiss.

Rose and Scorp: *look over*

Me: ignore me. *laughs* *cough kiss cough*