Hermione: I am a failure. All that hard work and sleepless nights of studying so hard spent in vain. I have rolled off the precipice of happiness and am falling down a bottomless pit of nothing but remorse for my failures. This is the end of my rope that I cling purposeless to. I await my undoing.

Ron: What?!

Harry: McGonagall gave her a 99 on her history of magic test