Fred and George: * Run in laughing. *🤣

Fred: Help us hide!

George: Fast!

Me: * Runs in as a pink wolf. * I'm going to kill you guys!🤬

Fred and George: * Hide behind James. *

Luna Ginny and Neville: * Tackle me to the floor. *

Luna: No eating anyone!

Me: I'm just going to use them as chew toys!

Neville: Someone get me a squirt bottle.

Harry: * Hands him a squirt bottle. *

Neville: Bad dog. * Squirts me. *

Me: Hay! * Truns back to normal but with pink hair. * Get off your crushing me.

Luna Ginny and Neville: * Get off of me. *

Me: * Get's up and shacks off. *

Fred and George: * Start laughing. *🤣

Me: That's it! * Truns into a pink wolf again. *

Luna Ginny and Neville: * Hold me back by my tail. *

Me: Ow. Ow. Ow. * Falls to the floor with a huff. *

Luna Ginny and Neville: * Let go of me. *

Neville: Ok, stop pouting and turn back.

Me: No.

Luna: No, what?

Me: I'm not turning back.

Ginny: Why?

Me: I look less stupid this way.

Neville: * Sighs. * Could you at least turn into something smaller?

Me: Fine. * Truns into a pink dog. * Agg! This looks worse!

Luna: * Looks at the twins. * Nice knowing ya.

James: Ok, this is funny.

Lily: Really? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: Ok, I'm going to be doing this as a pink dog so suck it up!

Ron: Can you stay like that? You are less scary that way.

Me: * Huffs. * It's times like this I wish I had rabies. Now Hermione can you please get the paper with the ship written on it off that table?

Hermione: Sure. * Grabs the paper. *

Me: Now read it. I can't read as a dog.

Hermione: Really?

Me: Yeah. Ask Sirius.

Sirius: She is right. You can't read when you're a dog.

Remus: You can't read even when you're not a dog.

James: Burn!

Lily: Oh god.

Hermione: It's Wolfstar.

Me: This one is kind of cute. Ship. * Wags tail. *

Harry: What's that?

Me: You got dads brains all right.

Harry: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Me: Wonder why that is. 😏

Ron: Sassed by a dog. That's got to hurt.

Me: Adults what do you think?

Snape: Don't care. Sink.

Lily and James: * Smirking. * Ship! * Laugh. *

Remus: Really? 🤦🏼

Lily: What? Me and James were partly a fan club back in school.

Sirius: Oh, come on!

James: * Giggling. *

Harry: What's going on? Who's in the ship?

Me: * Picks up a book with my teeth and throws it at him. * Sirius and Remus. Does it hurt to be this stupid?

Lily: Stop picking on your brother.

Me: Fine.

Ron: Sink.

Hermione: Ship.

Remus: * Facepalming. * For the last time I'm straight. Sink. 

Sirius: Sink. He is like my brother.

Luna: Ship. 😁

Neville: I don't really know either of them so sink.

Ginny: Same as Neville.

Fred and George: * Smirking. * Ship! * Laugh. *

Remus: I'm out of here. * Trys to walk out. *

Me: Wait for it.

Remus: * Falls from the ceiling. * Ow.

Me: I love learning new spells. * Girning. *

Snape: Ten points to Ravenclaw for learning an advanced spell.

Me: Thank you, sir.

Pansy and Cho: Don't care.

Me: Can I bite them?

Luna: No!

Me: * Huffs and lies down. * What is the fun of being a dog if you can't have fun?

Cedric: I don't know them so... Sink.

Bellatrix Voldemort: We don't care! Can we leave now?!

Me: Oh, come on. One of you wants me to bite them, right?

Neville: * Nods. *

Me: So that's 7 ships and 13 sinks.

( Picture of Sirius with a stick in his mouth annoying Remus. )

Remus: How many times have you done that?

Sirius: Don't know. * Throws his wand. *

Me: * Runs after it and brings it back to him. * Damm it! Stupid stick.

Everyone: * Laughing. *🤣

Me: I can still bite you.

Everyone: * Shuts up. *

Me: Good. Now sorry guys but the rule is you have to kiss.

Sirius: Bad dog. Wow. Never thought I would say that.

Me: * Rolls eyes. * 🙄

Remus: Do you like torturing us?

Me: The joy comes and goes.

Everyone: * Backs away from me. *

Me: Hurt here.

Luna: Good dog. * Pats me on the head and gives me a treat. *

Me: Did you just give me a dog biscuit?

Luna: Maybe.

Neville: * Giggles. *

Me: I am going to eat your shoes for that.

Sirius: Let's got this over with. * Kisses Remus. *

Remus: Gose. 😝

Sirius: Yuck!

Me: Bye bye! * Jumps up and spins the wheel. *