Fred: Do any of you know how to play the trumpet?🎺

Me: No, and why?

Gorge: We wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the Slytherins.

Harry: Technically you don't need to know how to play to do that.

The twins: * Grain at each other. *

Me: I can join you with my fiddle and Bunny with her guitar!

Harry: You play the fiddle?

Me: I'm learning too and I'm not that bad.

Bunny: Yeah!

Draco: God help me.

James: Fun! Can I join?

Sirius: Me too!

Remus and Lily: No!

James and Sirius: Awwwww.

Bunny: * Whispers to James and Sirius. * You can join. Don't listen to the fun haters.

Remus: I heard that!

Bunny: Damm werewolf hearing!

Lily: I swear I don't know why I even became friends with you two.

James: Because love us?

Lily: No that's not it.

Remus: I'm lucky. I didn't marry into the crazy.

James and Sirius: Hay!

Lily: Yeah your right. Marry Sirius and I'll call it even.

Remus: No why in hell.

Bunny: I love this place best Vacation ever!

Sirius: Hurtful.

Remus: 🙄

Lily: Fine then you have to deal with both of them for a week.

Remus: What do think I used to do every day well going here?

Lily: Looks like we both got the short end of the sick.

Harry: What the hell is going on?

Me: Mom and Remus are agreeing that they should have made friends with other people.

Adam: And it just gets wired the longer I have to be here.

Me: Yep!

Sharptoth: * FLys in and drops a letter for me. *

Me: *Picks it up and opens it. * Thanks boy. Have a treat. * Pulls a small fish out of my pocket and tosses it to him. *

Sharpttoth: * Eats it and flies off. *

Ron: You carry dead fish in your pockets?

Me: Yeah, so?

Harry: That explains the small.

Me: Oh piss off. * Reads the letter. *

Bunny: Sooo who is going to get tortured today?

Me: Remus.

Remus: Damm it.

Tonks: Stop whineing.

Me: I wouldn't be getting sassy if I was you.

Tonks: * Death glares me. *

Sirius and James: * Burst out laughing. *

Remus and Tonks: Zip it! * Slap Sirius and James upaide the head. *

Me: So if you didn't guess the ship is Tomus.

Sirius and James: * Still laughing. *

Me: Thoughts?

Harry: Isn't there a 13-year age difference?

Me: Yeah, but I can't judge since there my aunt and uncle have a 14-year age gap.

Harry: It's kind of weird.

Me: We have seen worse ships.

Harry: Name one?

Me: You and Draco

Harry: Good point. I'm going to have to sink this one.

Ron: Same with Harry.

Hermione: 5/10.

Luna Ginny and Neville: We don't know them so sink.

Cho and Pansy: Don't care!

Dobby and Armina: Ship.

Remus: 🤦

Martial and Theodore: Sink.

The twins: Ship!

James and Sirius: Ship!

Bunny: Ship!

Tonks: My cousin is an idiot.

Remus: You have no idea.

Sirius:😝

Snape: Sink. I don't care.

Lily: Ship.

Remus: Lily!

Lily: So sue me!

Tonks: 🤦‍♀️

Voldemort and Bellatrix: Sink. Can we leave yet?!

Me: Piss off!

Adam: Ship I guess.

Cedric: Same.

Me: So that is I'm guessing 7 and a half ships and 12 sinks. This ship sinks. And heres the pituer.

( Picture of them kissing. )

Remus: I swear you kids get a kick out of torturing me.

Sirius and James: * Burst out laughing. *

Tonks: * Facepalms. * I'm surrounded by idiots!

Lily: Join the club sister.

Tonks: If that means I have to marry one of those idiots then you're on your own.

Lily: Touché.

Bunny: * Coughs. * Wilber. * Coughs. *

Me: Please excuse my sister, she is an idiot.

Bunny: Hay!

Neville: I have a question.

Me: Speak.

Bunny: You got these boys wrapped around your finger don't you?

Me: Yeah.

Neville: * Rolls eyes. * How do you get these ships sent here?

Me: Oh, that. Well, you see I used the coins that we used to communicate with the other DA members and told them what I was doing here. So then wight me a letter with an idea for a ship, I do it.

Luna: And the pictuers?

Me: They drew them up and sent them to me.

Harry: But then how do people know what we are doing?

Me: Simple. After they send us a ship we react to it then I write it down and publish it online.

Hermione: How?! Muggle tech doesn't work around Hogwarts!

Me: We are in the room of requirements. I require internet to have this work. So it works here and a few other places in the school.

Hermione: * Shocked. *

Me: Yeah, us Rasvenclaws be crazy.

Draco: You go through a lot of work to torment us.

Bunny: Ferret's don't talk. So shut up stupid.

Me: Burn!

Hermione: But how does the internet work in different parts of the castle outside this room?! It's impossible!

Me: There's no such thing as im-POSSIBLE, Hermione, only im-PROBABLE. The only thing that limits us are the limits to our imagination.

Bunny: Nerd.

Hermione: Dammit. She's got a point.

Me: So now on to the other part of this.

Remus: Nope. * Trying to leave the room. *

Me: 3 2 1.

Remus: * Falls back into the room. * Ow.

Lily: You think being the smartest of the three stooges would give you an advantage.

Remus: * Gets up. * Ha ha ha. Very funny Lily.

Me: Now I see how I take after my mom.

Tonks: let's make this quick.

Remus: Agreed. * Kisses Tonks. *

Tonks: * Puls away busling. *😳

Remus: * Blushing. * 😳

Sirius and James: * Laughing. *

Remus and Tonks: Zip it!

Harry: * Whispers to me. * Can I change my vote?

Me: * Whispers. * No sorry.

Sirius and James: * Still laughing. *

Remus: Go to hell. * Death glare. *

Me: See ya guys! * Spins the ship wheel. *

( Later. )

James: So we agree Remus is head over heels for Tonks right?

Sirius: Yep. There's just one problem.

James: What?

Sirius: Tonks is my cousin and Remus is my best friend. So do I kick his ass or not if he upsets her?

James: Um..... I don't know.

Sirius: Not the first time.

James: Oh shut it dog breath!

Sirius: You first Bamie!

Lily from the other room: * Yelling. * Shut up the both of you!

Sirius and James: * Shut up. *

James: So are we going to try to get them together?

Sirius: Yep!

(Wilber from "Meet the Robinsons.")